Emms
@emms.bsky.social
Coffee addict, Rescue dog fluff wearer, anti-Brexit enthusiast, possibly the shortest political career ever, animal adorer. Fond of kind people, chocolate, anything historic and WORDS - if you know that film 😊 The truth will set you free…
created August 4, 2023
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Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂 I feel this… mine either want the sofa 🛋️ or the floor. Stuff the special dog bed made to specifically ‘align their spine and paws’ while they sleep (I might be paraphrasing…) I should have just got a giant bean bag to share
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he’s gorgeous! He looks so plush and cuddly 🥰🥰 and as if he would make a comfy pillow to cuddle up to
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to see Brian
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
I always knew anti-vaccination mad woman, Kay Shemirani, was a monster but she outs herself again here harping on about her best buddy, Yaxley-Lennon 🫣😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a friend who sends me pictures of dogs in shoes 😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Torrential here ☔️😱 I dried 12 paws 🐾 and decided nobody is going out again today 😂
Roxy (@fireyroxy.bsky.social) reposted
This is not good. BlueSky's age verification isn't quite as Epic as it seems. Your personal data will belong to someone else. So, goodbye to DMs on here. www.theregister.com/2025/07/21/o...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
That’ll be a no, thank you, from me. Anyway people can write on here in public what they want to say to me or look me up in the Yellow Pages…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
My #ThursdayThoughts
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish he’d never been invented!! He’s had more reincarnations than Take That and he is repugnant
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
At the moment in East Anglia but if it gets a bit too Reformy here I might have to rethink 😱😱🫣
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Costa Del Manc 🤣🤣🤣😂 My niece lives up there! She LOVES it ❤️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I got drowned in the rain this morning but now I’ve got home it seems to have dried out so I can hopefully finish some things off and take out the two dogs who refused to leave the house when it’s wet outside…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Jesus” = that took me a few moments 😂🤦🏼♀️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Noooooo!!! I hope he got his balloon 😱😂😂 poor boy! I think that nasty fence should not have been put there…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh darling boy 😊❤️🐶🐾
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Just breaks my heart. Please, PLEASE, talk to someone. Anyone, if you are suffering. We can and want to help ❤️ www.mirror.co.uk/sport/cricke...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
That made me snortle 😂😂 poor Brian!! ❤️🐶 I bet he’s secretly doing complicated Rubik’s cubes & answering all the University Challenge questions correctly in his head…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Er wut 🤔🤷🏼♀️ Her son has a fear of balaclavas? What? Who gave him that 🤔 Why is this batty woman being platformed??
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s feral 😂😂 sits at the table all angelic 😇 while snaffling things 🤦🏼♀️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂😂 the worst was when my first rescue ran away from me into the park and proceeded to unpack all the equipment from the workmen’s bags and dump it all over the park. Five of us trying to catch this fluffy monster in the sudden torrential rain 😂🤦🏼♀️😱 She was delighted with herself for ages
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh what a lovely picture!! Your spaniels are good dogs though ❤️🐶❤️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I only usually remember people who have dogs!! 🐶 I can probably tell you all the Blue Peter dogs 🐶 but no chance of anything useful 😂🤦🏼♀️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I can easily see two of my three having a Fenton moment 😂😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Nearly £5k has been donated to quack conspiracy theorist anti-medic, Kate Shemirani. It’s utterly sad so many people believe this terrible woman
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell him. Kindly. Discreetly. Give him a hug and say you smell so sweaty, go and shower. I do to my family and would expect them to me if role was reversed! It’s so warm out it’s not surprising and some ppl have a natural warm body temp
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes me giggle every time I watch it 🤣🤣😂 it’s the “Jesus Christ, Fenton!” That kills me 😂 I have so much empathy for him
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂 and what we say is how we could be judged - as we have control over our words
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Made me laugh 😆 I think she had some on point things to say about sobriety but i couldn’t gaf about her appearance!!
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Mine didn’t take anything but the cheetah 🐆 speed she hurtled towards their dinky set up and skidded to a Nigel Mansell halt in a cloud of dust, as they watched in fear, was mortifying
Lord Knows (@hickson1chris.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the phrase « we didn’t get the Brexit we voted for » from people who have no idea what it means.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish someone, ANYONE! on the tv would ask them, “What Brexit did you vote for”
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 I am now thinking of moving planet tbh
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
She spoke on a podcast about sobriety and for some reason was criticised (mostly by women) for looking terrible 🤷🏼♀️😢🤦🏼♀️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I had true “Fenton” vibes last night when a local couple decided they would take their food, table and chairs on to the village green to watch the sunset. My Labrador thought it was an invitation 🤦🏼♀️🐾
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s sad, isn’t it. Nobody who questioned the Brexit lies was believed yet they are all coming home to roost
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
When I had chemotherapy one of my neighbours said, “Oh no you’ll lose your pretty hair.” I was utterly stunned. I couldn’t gaf. Is that what people are worth - an appearance 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
This never gets old for me… m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRS...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
How utterly sad on so many levels. It will take DECADES for ordinary Russian citizens, brainwashed by the Kremlin, to achieve any kind of meaningful standard of living.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Brexit. The grift that keeps on giving 😡
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Hughes was spot on…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Just horrific. And years later we watch the PO CEOs do terrible injustices to innocent people again. Something grim the way this country believes higher (perceived) ranks compared to “ordinary” people
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
The 80s were grim 😔 deregulation and disaster after disaster. Bradford Stadium, Zeebrugge, Marchioness, Hillsborough. Sad times 💔
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I cba to read the article but man gets free house, free food and lovely garden to sit out in and COMPLAINS? Complains to a point that people feel uncomfortable at work? That’s really, really sad. You will reap what you sow.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it sharing your data though? Or just collecting it for a one time legitimate purpose 🤔 Having said that, seeing as M&S, inventors of the Percy Pig sweeties, can’t keep our data safe I don’t trust anyone any more 😢
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Is there something wrong with people they would take the time out of their day to bitch about Ulrika Johnsson apparently looking “old” We get old and we die. Not always in that order. Every extra year is a grace and a privilege. Some people would be longing for just one more day.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Farage is on BBC at lunchtime talking about why he enjoys fox hunting, foot massages and horse-riding.
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Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m wayyyy only than you and was a proper Dangermouse fan 😂😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Lowest pensions and no doubt it will be raised again so people can work then die news.sky.com/story/govern...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m getting really Baron Greenback vibes ❤️😂 loads of high tech interior design
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Would make a great house…
Sue Wilson MBE (@suewilson91.bsky.social) reposted
Spain merely following the rules that all sides recently signed up to. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
F hell. These companies do my head right in.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf is it with ableism these days? No. I don’t need you to speak to me in small words and write DISABILITY on my folder. I want you to treat ALL customers with a little respect
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Be careful if you use a broker or comparison site you don’t end up with a particular ex-high street bank providing your cover 😡 They are appalling
M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted
Love AOC........
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I dgaf what anyone says - I’m voting for a rejoin EU, hobby horse riding man that hates Farage and actually gets social care.
Diane Coyle (@dianecoyle1859.bsky.social) reposted
Prompting the perennial question about what the mice are scheming
Rory Cellan-Jones (@rorycj.bsky.social) reposted
The Stakhanovite prof left for Cambridge at 6am so #SophieFromRomania and I comforted ourselves with a decent sniffy walk and then a bit of an ear scratch
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are not just any ears though 😍❤️🐶
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
And we wonder why NHS consultants weep as they constantly see patients with breathing disorders being sent back to appalling accommodation 😡💔
The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted
I’m 91 and have cancer but a London council let me live in a soaking, mouldy flat for a year
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Home Insurance person, “Do you want me to mark you as disabled so we can give you extra support?” Me, “No. I want your policies to not be ableist. I want you to sort out my claim.”
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s exactly as Ed Davey said. The BBC keeps reporting the tattle around Farage & NONE of Reform policies which do not stand up to scrutiny.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
For all those thinking Chatgpt is a great thing 🤔😔 www.wsj.com/tech/ai/chat...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
One for you @grumpybb.bsky.social 😂😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he’s so gorgeous. I hope he’s ok
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
And again & again. Why #PhysicianAssociate is a disaster role www.msn.com/en-gb/health...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
“Incentivised not to work” By not enough money to make ends meet. Sure thing, Liz 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
The hashtag evry grifter though 😂😂 But, yes, it is sad as a doctor should support drs but she doesn’t
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to add some twittterrrr but this convo made me howl 😂😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
People, normal people with brains - at least I thought they had brains - have given her money… They think she’s doing something useful 🤦🏼♀️🫣
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
My lips are sealed 🤫
Chris and his farmily of forever friends (@caenhillcc.bsky.social) reposted
Our emu’s chicks Graham & Stanley growing fast enjoying broccoli and a chance to practice zoomies
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg. Where have I been my whole live that I’ve never seen an emu chick??? They are GORGEOUS 😍❤️ look at those striped suits! So dapper ❤️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Join our secret club 😂 It has to be secret as she threatens to sue anyone who says anything nasty 😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Julia something
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s cos you refused to buy her G(r)ifty doctor bags, pens and coffee cups raising money for um…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Kay Shemirani has no right to the title “mother” 😡 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww 🥰 yes ❤️
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
She was utterly munchkins ❤️❤️😊 I don’t think her mummy will recognise her
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
It’s nice without the grifting doctor on here. Or else I have her blocked.
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
How does this read in court terms when one **** sues another? Hunt v Hunt?
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I have all of them... I have a quick coffee while making for the slower ones to filter and my brain to wake up. And I read the good articles in the NY but nothing cover to cover…
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
LabradorDog has eaten hers already… might need another 😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Last time Polly’s mummy saw her, Polly looked like this
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s very exciting ❤️😊 last time Polly saw her was six years ago when they were rescued and mummy dog was just bones 💔
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Three here please 🐶🐶🐶
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
Polly has news 📰 She has found her birth mother and next month she is going to meet her! 😊💖🐾🐶
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that he is going to spawn a million memes for being a cheating runt 😊
Emms (@emms.bsky.social)
How could they 🫣 "how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent…” 🤭
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
🫣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. It’s an improvement on his actual “statement” tbh
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
Naturally, Aldi had a good response
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
We don’t deserve them. 👁️❤️🐶s
Emms (@emms.bsky.social) reply parent
That last sentence 😂😂
thescousecolossus.bsky.social (@thescousecolossus.bsky.social) reposted
State of this cunt On the one hand saying it should have been a night of music & joy to then basically calling out Coldplay for busting him & his mistress I hope your missus rinsed you, you horrible fuck I also hope Chris Martin & co immortalise this moment via song too