Oh, so when the Pope sells indulgences to get into heaven it's ok, but when I sell tickets to heaven it's a felony? The best part of this article: "You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets. I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." BJE: Big Judas Energy
Now that's a double standard!
Now I'm wondering how Eddie Money acquired those two tickets to paradise
When I thought this couldn't get any weirder they dropped those last 4 words on me.
Best laugh of the day. Do they come with a Tump watch and gold sneakers?
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Well, today I ate the onion π ("eating the onion" referring to falling for a satirical news story like those published by @theonion.com)
Everything is so damn crazy the story is entirely plausible. Especially being set in Florida.