Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I definitely wouldn't create an AI Key with instructions to drain AI bros' bank accounts 😼 Draining AI bros' crypto? No comment 🤐
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I definitely wouldn't create an AI Key with instructions to drain AI bros' bank accounts 😼 Draining AI bros' crypto? No comment 🤐
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
My brain thought it so you have to suffer hearing it 😆
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Karl Marx wrote a book about the economics of 1980s operating systems DOS Kapital
Gravel Influencer (@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social) reposted
This is the cop who was watching an anti-trans video when he hit a cyclist. According to this reporting he won't face any jail time.
Ian M Hartshorn (@ianmhartshorn.com) reposted
When you see union issues depicted on US-filmed, scripted TV shows, it's a good time to remember that nearly every single person who made that show possible is a union member.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I definitely read it as running 😆
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Similarly:
The Boston LOL 💜 🚲 ⚡ (@thebostonlol.bsky.social) reposted
Storrow Drive when? #PedestrianizeStorrowDr
Miri (@mirimiri9999.bsky.social) reposted
Today’s outfit is fairly cute Leather dress from black milk clothing top from jcrew leggings from carbon38.
Leigh Bridget Lunaris 🐺🏳️⚧️ Let Zooble #$&! (@lavenderapplewolf.bsky.social) reposted
When you record it it's the Dick Van Dyke Show
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
“van” is the Dutch preposition meaning “from” So, when you get cock from a lesbian, that’s “Dick van Dyke”
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, in all the talk about South Station, the negative that came to mind was the bathrooms (well, and lack of North-South connector, but that’s not really about the station)
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I did! I still have to watch the last season
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to look up what DMT is
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but he's using the non-feminizing form of estradiol 😂
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, being a communist was considered a red flag by a majority of women too
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I think most people didn't understand the question because 21% of women found "green texts" to be attractive
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
What are some of the most unattractive things to women? MAGA, all lives matter, and Joe Rogan Fellas, is it gay to be attractive to women?
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote and told this joke before they changed the Cracker Barrel logo back, okay!??!
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Me seeing this picture: is that Kasidy Yates?
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, I guess that doesn't exist in my area. Though they do have natural gas service in earthquake areas, right?
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
"Novavax" sounds like a vaccine against Northern Virginia
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's expensive and can require a bit of land. Like, for the window unit in the video, they didn't have to use a quarter acre for a horizontal system or dig multiple 200ft holes for a vertical system. The digging and land use limits its ease - but if a city/utility made it available 👍
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, sure. I more meant that someone with the means and access to infrastructure like a city or utility. Someone who can take on debt to fund it, who has the expertise to build it, and who can use resources like "below the streets" or something.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
This might be a silly, unworkable idea, but I've certainly had worse thoughts.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
As we think about getting rid of fossil fuels, I wish that utilities or cities would make ground-source heat pumps easy for people. I'm sure it's not this simple, but I'm imagining underground networks you could hook into just as we have natural gas pipes running to homes.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Why on earth is the color based on Mac/PC layout? I've always wanted a Microsoft Sculpt keyboard with mechanical switches, but I hate that the Mac version is white
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, it's kinda insane. Guns aren't cheap and they're wasting so much money while complaining about the price of eggs I understand how they might want a couple guns, even if I disagree. But this is way more guns than a person can use while they blame everyone else for their financial problems
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I'm realizing that some of these pictures have six-figures worth of guns 🤑 While they're complaining about the price of eggs, they're spending the downpayment on a house on their apocalypse-cosplay 💸 I hope they aren't also into avocado toast 🥑
evite! (@evitearegiao.bsky.social) reposted
eu quando mordo a mão que me alimenta
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
idk, the reason he was planting apple trees was to make alcoholic cider and he was so welcomed in his travels because he was bringing the gift of booze (apple trees grown from seeds basically only yield apples suitable for booze)
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, mine is 16 pounds and sometimes he doesn't understand how big he is
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
One of the nice things about the cooler weather is that my cat wants more cuddles to warm up 🐈
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Other HRT resources don't even include creatine advice!
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, I think the whole thing is great and shows so much respect for the viewers. When you're used to sports including so many technicalities and "coaches challenges", it's kinda amazing to watch something where they genuinely care about getting things fair and correct.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd also say that watching rugby as a newbie can be really nice. You can hear the referee the whole time. When there's a penalty, you see and hear the whole story - you hear the referee talking with the video official, you see what she sees, etc. It really helps you understand what's going on.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
So disappointing to see this on a Wednesday 😔
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I was talking to a non-Jew about the Jewish stuff I do and she said, "wow, you must really believe in G-d" My reaction was, "huh, I don't think that's ever come up"
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
This is only one of so many wonderful changes in Somerville that have made our streets safer for pedestrians and bikers
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
It's funny, I've always left out a week or two worth of hard food for my cat and he's never eaten more than he should. I guess a lot of cats would just eat both bowls. Meanwhile, these bowls have been out since this morning with 115g of food each and it looks like he hasn't touched them.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
ha, I did feed him beef wet food at one point because a friend's cat didn't like it. He seemed fine with it, but not overly enthusiastic with it. However, I should really test that with more scientific rigor.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I'm running a science experiment on my cat 🐈 I weighed out two bowls of food, one chicken 🐓, one fish 🐠 Now I get to see which one he prefers
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like streets often had sidewalks even before cars, despite the streets being pedestrian friendly 🤷🏻♀️
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, my conception of the mechanics of sex and sperm in the baby making process came a bit later
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Young kids usually don't have a conception of babies that requires a cis man and cis woman, right? My conception was like "parents are in love, they want a baby, mommy has the baby at the hospital." If a kid is old enough to know about sperm, you can explain adoption and artificial insemination
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
When I was around 8, I asked my father "what's a lesbian?" He said, "you know how your mom and I love each other? It's like that, but two women." It's really not that hard to explain things to kids.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Kidnapping: bad Kid napping: good 😴
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like it's now Louisburg Square
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, Boston really did have a Mount Whoredom: www.loc.gov/resource/g37... edits.nationalmap.gov/apps/gaz-dom... www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-...
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Virgin Cambridge: omg, don't bathe naked in the river where someone might see you! Chad Boston: have fun on Mount Whoredom!
pashawasha (@pashawasha.bsky.social) reposted
I think it's the gamut of facial expression you'll be making when you try to take a hiprotein dump. 😬 Fear, smugness, and the terrifying realization that there's more
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure they're in America
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I definitely read it as the fox speaking Esperanto at first
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm imagining a meeting where someone says, "could we make the red one look like the creepy guy at the gym who won't leave women alone?"
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Um, who decided on the facial expressions for the hi protein m&m's? What are these facial expressions meant to convey to me?
Aaron Cohen (@unlikelywords.bsky.social) reposted
By the way here's what Ube Matcha Swirl looks like.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Leftist policies are more moral - even conservatives think so. So then, um, conservatives are choosing to back policies they believe are less moral 😬
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
"I feel like it’d be hard to be a trans woman and not be a bit of a masochist," she thought as the electrologist stuck the needle into her face to electrocute her
Hamel 🏳️🌈 (@wolfperson1.bsky.social) reposted
the worst part is we do have problems to solve in big cities. they’re mostly around transportation, housing affordability, and sanitation. but we spend so much money on policing because despite all evidence people think that fights “crime” and have less funding to address real problems
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservatives can't fathom that cities aren't the caricature of crime-ridden Gotham from Batman - and that fighting crime is better done through social policy and opportunity than through violence. And they want to punish us for our success.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
This, and Republicans are angry that cities and Democratic districts are a huge success story. Crime is down, incomes are up, education is up. Republican areas are increasingly getting left behind by their policies - and they're angry that our policies are producing better outcomes.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone Jew needs a shul they don't go to. Every Bostonian needs a Dunkin' they don't go to.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Two Bostonians get rescued from a deserted island. The rescuers find that they've constructed two Dunkin's on the island. They ask, "why are there two? You each needed your own Dunkin'?" One of the Bostonians gestures at the nearby Dunkin' and says "that's the Dunkin' we don't go to"
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I'm so uncultured. I should really eat more yogurt to fix that.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, today I ate the onion 😆 ("eating the onion" referring to falling for a satirical news story like those published by @theonion.com)
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Oh, so when the Pope sells indulgences to get into heaven it's ok, but when I sell tickets to heaven it's a felony? The best part of this article: "You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets. I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." BJE: Big Judas Energy
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Why do I always have to pee when my cat is sleeping on my legs? 🐈
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the things I find frustrating is that Star Market has higher prices than their sister chain Shaw's. Cereal: $2.27 at Star, $1.87 at Shaw's Cheese: $2.27 at Star, $1.97 at Shaw's Toilet Paper: $14.94 at Star, $13.94 at Shaw's
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
I think basically everything shuts by 3am in Boston, most by 2am
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha, we have it immortalized in song: 🎶 Frustrated women Have to be in by 12 o'clock 🎶 The song was meant to be making fun of Boston and we consider it an anthem of the city
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
We went a few doors down to another bar that stays open until 1am, but it just feels like such a Boston thing to happen.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, cool bar near the subway, a major university, and tons of housing.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
It seems that @msnbc.com announced their rebranding to MS NOW, but might not have secured the domain 😳 Feels like you'd want to buy the domain before announcing that you need the domain for your billion-dollar news network 🤑
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
No joke: was out at a bar with friends and last call was at 9:17pm
Miser (@misernyc.bsky.social) reposted
We've been seeing a lot of assholes attack bike lanes and micromobility lately, and I just want to remind some people how deranged that actually is.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I feel really lucky to be in a Jewish community that's so accepting of trans people and I just really want that experience for everyone. Coming out and transitioning is so much easier when the world around you is positive about it.
Gravel Influencer (@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social) reposted
The first draft of the route for my annual silly cider donut ride is done. Massachusetts folks, save the date for Sunday, October 5, if you want to join! There will be a 50-mile route, too. Official announcement coming soon...
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I thought every Monopoly was cheaters-Monopoly
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Boston Market was founded in the greater Boston area Boston Pizza is a Canadian chain that is unrelated to the city
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, is there another Boston?
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Somerville Polycules!
Farore Reigns 🏳️⚧️ [READ PINNED] (@farorereigns.com) reposted
When you decide to try to get up with one cat between your legs, only to have this happen.
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I promise, I just spilled a lot of ice cream! 🩸
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, even Costco milk is up to $2.75/gal
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, it's crazy how nothing has platform gates, but I guess the T has so many other things that need doing before that becomes a priority
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
Nintendo, hear me out: it's Mario Kart, but you're wearing shock collars and whenever you get hit by an item, the collar shocks you. This is the kind of rumble pack I'm looking for!
Stephen Jacob Smith (@stephenjacobsmith.com) reposted
Great interview in the Wall Street Journal with @alonlevy.bsky.social about their plan to build high-speed rail on the Northeast Corridor at one-tenth of Amtrak’s cost. Very clear explanation of the major concepts. Free gift link here: www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Just imagining her non-existent career as a 4th place swimmer Luckily for her, a trans woman made her a 5th place swimmer
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
Just imagining her non-existent career as a 4th place swimmer Luckily for her, a trans woman made her a 5th place swimmer
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social)
I'm sitting here thinking, "these cats have a better transit system than I do in Boston" 😭
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️ (@shoshana.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my friends thought it would be interesting to create a project where lots of people tried to compose a piece of writing on shabbat while not writing more than two letters. But I don't think a lot of the community would go along with it.