Imagine coast guard finding his ass alive down there in a chummy cloud of his customers and saying "alright buster you're going to jail." It would have been funnier, I'll admit it.
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also they probably just charge him with "unlawful operation of a seacraft" instead of 4 counts of murder
aug 6, 2025, 10:57 am • 5 0 • view
You're probably right. You think coast guard has murder detectives? Those guys are traffic cops.
aug 6, 2025, 11:00 am • 2 0 • view
very very funny to imagine the media lacking the court for what would be a traffic ticket
aug 6, 2025, 11:11 am • 2 0 • view
I would mess this up and say "4 counts of unlawful operation of a minecraft"
aug 6, 2025, 11:17 am • 4 0 • view
aug 7, 2025, 11:04 am • 2 0 • view
do the crime: do the time
aug 6, 2025, 11:16 am • 4 0 • view
i feel like "hadn't been onboard" would have been a better choice of words here lol
aug 6, 2025, 10:45 am • 4 0 • view
"If the CEO had been capable of withstanding the cold unfeeling weight of the benthic depths, a pressure that squeezes until all that remains is truth, then he would have been criminally prosecuted and done 2-10 in Sing Sing."
aug 6, 2025, 10:48 am • 5 0 • view
I always assumed you could legally implode as many of your customers as you wanted that far out in international waters
aug 6, 2025, 11:30 am • 5 0 • view
Well I think what we've learned is you can but only if you as the proprietor also implode. The law is a living discipline.
aug 6, 2025, 11:42 am • 5 0 • view
Escaping justice by becoming The Deadest Man In The World
aug 6, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
he's lucky they can't throw books underwater.
aug 6, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view