Well they certainly didn’t hold his pickle 😏

Reminds me of a dumb joke I heard in 4th grade about a couple of guys chopping and jarring pickles while naked.

Two naked guys with huge dicks were chopping pickles, putting them in jars and selling them. One accidentally cut his dick off and it fell into a jar with a bunch of pickles. An old lady buys that jar. The next morning she comes back asking, "can I get another jar with one of the big, juicy ones?"

Can't help but wonder if some of the jokes we hear as kids are regional and they only spread further if they make their way into movies and TV. That's like the punchline for the Superman joke in Hollow Man was "I don't know, but my butthole sure does hurt" when I heard it in junior high.

It definitely is & also where your friends hear different stuff from.

It's like the difference between what I heard as voodoo dick, from the same friend who told me the Superman butt sex joke, and what I later heard as... crunch bird...? Both end with a cop saying "voodoo dick/crunch bird my ass, (lady)".

Never heard that one before

Dude in the military decides to get his wife a dildo so she won't cheat on him. He buys this special one called voodoo dick and it's voice activated with specific instructions. Gives it to his wife and he leaves for his next assignment. (Continue)

She's excited and throws the box and instructions away; only knows to say "voodoo dick, fuck me" and it goes to town on her. She tells it to turn off and stop in different ways, but it keeps flying after her. Even tears her panties off. Holding it at arm's length, she gets dressed. (Continue)

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