Searching for the best good coffee and nice toilet combo. I had a coffee shop in Omaha called Aromas that was that, plus they has comfy chairs. A great place to kill time.
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Searching for the best good coffee and nice toilet combo. I had a coffee shop in Omaha called Aromas that was that, plus they has comfy chairs. A great place to kill time.
A night flight for a hot air balloon party turns into tragedy. Film at 11.
For one thing, stop putting out bird seed.
The smiling guy behind her creeps me out.
People think that just because its Amnesty Bay they can get away with murder.
"I like to watch."
Todayβs guilty pleasure: a pepperoni, cupping pepperoni, and red onion pizza from CentroDSM. Went back for a third slice; much leftovers in fridge.
"Buttercream Gang" sounds like some freaky group sex with the Iowa State Fair butter cow.
With radioactive spider babies.
Not much of anything is as Canadian as The Red Green Show, and Graham Greene was always excellent. Give this clip a watch. Thatβs the kind of comedy that influenced my own humour when I was a kid.
Is this some extreme example of Stockholm Syndrome?
"Get a rope!"
Had no idea this little ma & pa German restaurant existed until a local weatherman mentioned that this place was prone to flash floods. Turns out they weren't, but the food on the limited menu was very good - Europa Haus in Dubuque, IA roadtips.typepad.com/a_salesguys_...
"It's Brandy!"
I've tried lard cooked potato chips and found them to be a bit rich. Old school trans fat Sterzing's had a similar mouthfeel but had a better taste.
People griped when the trans fat ban took effect and Sterzing's fiddled around with various vegetable and seed oils to mixed reviews. Looks like they've been messing around with an oil/tallow mix before going all tallow earlier this year.
Are they also shitting themselves over soybean and corn oils?
Trying to decide if Sterzing's potato chips switching over to 100% tallow is a MAGA / RFK Jr. thing, or just trying to recreate the old trans fat mouthfeel and taste.
Got any medical grade leeches?
Is "Blueskyism" folks who don't want to deal with screaming trolls?
Might be too dated to be available though.
OG "Clash of the Titans" or any other Ray Harryhausen movie? Harry Hamlin was pretty hot, plus Burgess Meredith speaking relatively normal.
John has secretly laced the hot chocolate with melted Ex-Lax pieces. Let's see if Aunt Agatha notices.
Morning newsletter from @stltoday.com celebrated a 91-year-old still working as a highlight of Labor Day and does more to highlight the failures of the Labor movement than it does celebrate their advances.
Wait until you get to play Wolfenstein: The New Order (2014) and Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus (2017). Story arc get trippy AF.
The sun will kill you!
Don't get me started about Pee-roo.
Okay, that's gross. Even if was crispy bacon.
But those heels!
Damn radioactive spider sperm!
Having to mention that he's their brother, and not the guy that's tricking them into the soundproof nonconsenual sex dungeon.
TWO OCEAN LAKE TRAIL - Hiking in Grand Teton National Park with Clark Kauffman.
Oliver Queen's chili is an acquired taste.
A half-century ago next week, the British science fiction series "Space: 1999" debuted in syndication in the U.S. It would last two seasons but get canceled despite the amazing success of the first "Star Wars" film. My Further Review in today's Spokesman-Review.
Getting ready to rumble with The Apple Dumpling Gang.
I made soup and drank some gin.
Of course on the morning where I feel like going out for lunch my gut feels like I'm passing a rusty can.
They didn't hold the pickles.
Understandable. After all, you always remind us you're "Not So Good at This." ;)
The new production of "Cats" looks promising.
Tried a Twix Snickerdoodle. Quite good IMHO. Flavors beyond your average Twix took awhile to build, then a spiced aroma exploded up from back of throat into the nose.
Just holding a Rolleiflex makes you look cool AF.
Frank Fay was recently featured on Behind The Bastards.
Frank Fay is still mad at you for stealing his walk.
"So I tied an onion to my hat band, which was the style at the time."
The "gnawing at my stomach" turned out to be a tapeworm.
You're too kind. They be composing them, no doubt with help from Grok.
"Yes. I've seen your kink-dot-com videos."
What if you took EVERY DJ break βHoward Hessemen ever made, as Dr. Johnny Fever (WKRP in Cincinnati), and just ...followed his lead? Would it be possible to construct a 3 hour show, with Fever as host? www.awphooey.com/wkrp
More like Empire Today.
"Hal Jordan, for a prime example." "But he's a DC charβ¦" "I can still cite him!"
@charlesapple.bsky.social
This bit was taken down for violating βcommunity standards.β Not sure if it offended a Hitler fan or if the reference to his suicide triggered someone (see what I did there?), but if you like jokes about Hitler and suicide, I hope youβll give me a follow! #standupcomedy #vegandeserts #moms
VP JD.
"Thunder... thunder - thunder - ThunderCats, HOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Plus the laws of thermodynamics.
Had read a number of mixed reviews on this Des Moines-area burger place and decided to give it a try. Don't quite understand all the bad reviews as I found the burger to be very good, the atmosphere stylish and the service exemplary - Burger Shed in Altoona, IA roadtips.typepad.com/a_salesguys_...
Batman goes cruisin' for a "young ward."
"Damn you, Goldfinger! This was a new shirt! At least have the decency to strip a man before you spray paint him."
It just seems like an awful lot of empty space within that weird hexagonal shape.
"Now you'll look at clouds from both sides nowβ¦from Heaven!"
Give'em hell, Joni Mitchell!
I didn't turn off the oven!
Repressed sneeze or existential dread.
"Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
Fer crying out loud, pony up for some Astro Glide!
Damn you, Ozempic!
Oh yeah! That's the car for a long road trip. And I'm betting those seats recline enough for a decent nap. Probably eats as much gas as an Amtrak engine goes through diesel for the same mileage. cc @kenplume.bsky.social
Gah!
Would you mind? I need to pee in the sink.
Don't give them the idea for a cavity search.
I see what you did there!
Currently working on a stack of paperwork that has a distinct smell to it. It's the same smell as last year's stack and the year before that, etc. I now have a concept of what it smells like. A divorced dad's studio apartment.
Lemmy Squarepants!
Must resist urge to make a "Triumph of the Will" joke.
I always referred to them as "Fuck Us with the Family."
Roll with it! Bug and Spidey find something of interest.
Where Aunt May goes on vaaction.
How Dean and Jerry broke up.
Rumchata.
Eric the Half-a-Bee's story origin.
Alt text says it all.
I had to look up all the flavors: Cherry Sour Cherry Lime Sour Apple Lemon Vanilla Orange Sour Lemon Sour Orange Sour Watermelon Sour Blue Raspberry Strawberry Strawberry Lemonade Watermelon Blue Raspberry Grape Fruit Punch Mango Green Apple Pineapple
Tootsie Roll had two fruit-flavored varieties BTW. "Fruit Chews" and "Frooties." I don't think they had the same flavors between the two. And with "Frooties" you could buy a mega bag of just one flavor, like grape.
Its the rat droppings that gives Tootsie Rolls their unique chew.
The (mostly) unseen masters know all is lost on this world, and seek to expand their fortunes and powers elsewhere.
I like a really good cup, but at home I just wanna bottle up a load of iced coffee so I can pour it out, add cream, and drink until breakfast puts me back to sleep.
"Welp. The Lifeclock is blinking. Time for Carousel. Renew! Renew!" ZZZAP!!!
"Mowing the lawn, pulling weeds out of the garden, picking up Spot's leavings, hurling lawn darts overhead and praying for the sweet release of a metal spike to the brain."
New video this week is the full length album version of "Rabbit in Your Headlights" by UNKLE feat Thom Yorke of Radiohead. I reconfigured the original music video to fit the expanded song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7t8...
Custer State Park - The Lost Trail & Grace Coolidge Trail, video by Clark Kauffman.
@charlesapple.bsky.social
An excuse to whip this old GIF out. An homage to the Swear Trek Twitter account.
Scanning the X-Men's brains to recall who thought having house pigeons would be a good idea.