i mean i keep my toilet at home pretty clean but if i dont touch it then like its faster and im reducing the contact %
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Do you touch the bowl when sitting?!
sep 4, 2025, 10:16 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
HOW IS IT FASTER WHAT
sep 4, 2025, 3:46 pm β’ 14 0 β’ view
contact % is true but imo standing/hovering just increases the risk of getting piss on the lid and having to clean it
sep 4, 2025, 3:47 pm β’ 17 0 β’ view
you have bad aim
sep 4, 2025, 3:47 pm β’ 29 0 β’ view
I DONT HAVE BAD AIM I JUST HAVE A WEAK PISS STREAM
sep 4, 2025, 3:51 pm β’ 25 0 β’ view
pathetic pov
sep 4, 2025, 3:52 pm β’ 20 0 β’ view
ACTUALLY IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS FACT
sep 4, 2025, 3:52 pm β’ 15 0 β’ view
(for incredibly brainwormed reasons of course)
sep 4, 2025, 3:53 pm β’ 14 0 β’ view
π girl my pussy pissing pressure is stronger than it was with a dick
sep 4, 2025, 3:54 pm β’ 15 0 β’ view
it's not just pressure but pressure + angle!
sep 4, 2025, 3:55 pm β’ 17 0 β’ view
if i had more pressure id have to adjust the angle to sound less clocky and then i'd have to fix my tuck after
sep 4, 2025, 3:56 pm β’ 18 0 β’ view
π you're insane
sep 4, 2025, 3:56 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
okay but what if your piss stream was as strong as a water jet
sep 4, 2025, 3:53 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
ideal
sep 4, 2025, 3:54 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
cutting steel plates with piss, but over the toilet to catch the splatter
sep 4, 2025, 3:57 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
i'd use it like the backpack thing from super mario sunshine
sep 4, 2025, 3:55 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
May's urethra is built like Hank Hill's
sep 4, 2025, 4:13 pm β’ 6 0 β’ view
Girl how bad is your aim
sep 4, 2025, 3:56 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
MY AIM IS FINE BUT THERES RESIDUAL PISS SPRAY
sep 4, 2025, 3:57 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
"residual piss spray" (ftr i piss sitting down its just easy and i can post)
sep 4, 2025, 7:27 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I guess it's less bad if you lift the seat up first but that removes any convenience from it
sep 4, 2025, 3:57 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
You're supposed to always leave the lid closed when not in use that's like basic toilet sanitation
sep 4, 2025, 3:58 pm β’ 10 0 β’ view
I DO LEAVE THE LID CLOSED! but it's two trips to lift the lid and the seat!
sep 4, 2025, 4:06 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
Just lift them at the same time?
sep 4, 2025, 4:06 pm β’ 6 0 β’ view
no thats too heavy
sep 4, 2025, 4:08 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view