The "don't speak ill of the dead" people are going to need to go live in caves for a few weeks when one particular person snuffs it
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Live your life in such a way that people don't throw parties after you die ✅
aug 21, 2025, 3:06 pm • 15 1 • view
Wait, but what if I want a party at my funeral? With fireworks, bbq, and karaoke? I even have a song list, including Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, Highway to Hell, and Staying Alive (as a mockery to my dead ass.)
aug 21, 2025, 6:36 pm • 3 0 • view
His family certainly won’t care, why should I?
aug 21, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Ugh! Those people need to learn that when an asshole dies, they don't become a saint. They become a dead asshole.
aug 21, 2025, 3:10 pm • 13 0 • view
Cave, schmave. I'm having a PARTY. I know the awful will continue under the banner of some other billionaire-backed asshole, but I'll be happy to never see that face and never hear that voice ever again. So a party it is.
aug 21, 2025, 4:13 pm • 6 1 • view
Meanwhile, it's never a bad time for the rest of us to revisit this essential classic.
aug 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
Only one particular person?
aug 21, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 21, 2025, 3:01 pm • 26 2 • view
If we're not supposed to celebrate when shitty people die, then why is there an emoji (🦀) specifically for this purpose? Checkmate don't speak ill of the dead people!
aug 21, 2025, 3:17 pm • 7 0 • view
i wonder who you mean... *she asks with devilish innocence in her eyes*
aug 21, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
The people who insist you not speak ill of the dead do so because they have so much ill in their lives and dead hearts they don't want spoken of.
aug 21, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Speaking ill of the dead is insofar pointless as these people aren't around anymore to feel insulted.
aug 21, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Well by that logic, celebrating the dead is pointless. Funerals are pointless. Acknowledging them at all is pointless. But I bet you're okay with a nice funeral and on memorium dedication. You're only not okay with speaking ill of the dead, because you fear what people will say of you.
aug 21, 2025, 7:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Everything we do after a person's death is for the sake of the living, e.g. funerals are to comfort the living. So...that party will be for the living too.
aug 21, 2025, 4:39 pm • 8 0 • view
you're lowballing how much the world hates king chuckles, putin, and musky.
aug 21, 2025, 3:08 pm • 5 0 • view
Musk will probably be with us for a while, sadly - my hope is that when he dies it happens with little fanfare because he's been broke and irrelevant for decades
aug 21, 2025, 3:09 pm • 3 0 • view
he's in that private jet doing a lot of drugs constantly, so i remain optimistic.
aug 21, 2025, 3:11 pm • 6 0 • view
For Musk, I'm hoping for entertainingly humiliating and embarrassing.
aug 21, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
A good old aneurysm while reading some of Vivian Wilson's dragging him for filth would fulfill the prophecy he's so scared of. also acceptable: - Drug OD during a presser - His plane crashing/exploding - Cybertruck
aug 21, 2025, 3:52 pm • 4 0 • view
Fatal case of explosive diarrhea.
aug 21, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Spider Jerusalem can just leave the bung gun set on "Prolapse" as a treat
aug 21, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
just imagine him dying in the middle of a tweet rant about her, and being found naked, clutching his phone, which has blown up with 76,547,019 notifs. ratio'd the instant he kicked the bucket. STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.
aug 21, 2025, 3:55 pm • 2 0 • view
I was thinking more like shitting himself to death at a press conference. But. Death by his own Wankpanzer would be so poetic.
aug 21, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm wishing that on TFG, and don't want to get into a rut. keep those creative juices flowing and all.
aug 21, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 21, 2025, 3:06 pm • 56 9 • view
Beat me by 38 minutes.
aug 21, 2025, 3:46 pm • 4 0 • view
I really love that!
aug 22, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
I’m more of a “If I liked this person, then don’t speak ill of the dead. Otherwise, knock yourself out.” kind of guy.
aug 21, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
The only downside I see from that particular death is the inevitable tiresome screaming about conspiracy theories. It won't matter how he dies, how well-documented it is, or what the official story is from his own people. The nature of his followers is such that there WILL be conspiracy screaming.
aug 21, 2025, 3:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah I'm pretty sure MAGA will Elvis Presley him for decades afterward and I am not looking forward to that
aug 21, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe we can use that to convince them that if they want to avoid a similar fate to drink bleach or something
aug 21, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
stroking out and shitting himself to death during a press conference will just have to suffice
aug 21, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
(And no, President Couch-Fucker wouldn't be worse. That was dumb even when Pence was VP, and it's dumber now that it's Vance.)
aug 21, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly I'm less concerned about the right's reaction than the left's - if he goes under a Democratic president I want him treated as the aberration he is; no state funeral, deliver the remains to his family in a cheap pine box, order all flags under federal control to remain at full height
aug 21, 2025, 3:13 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm good with all of that, except framing it as him being an aberration. He's not. He's the nearly-inevitable result of the path the Republican Party has been taking for decades. More loudly bugfuck than they expected, maybe, but they deserve any shit stain he leaves on them.
aug 21, 2025, 3:24 pm • 4 0 • view
Cremate the cunt to be sure and return him to the family in a biscuit tin.
aug 21, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
"Vaxxed?"
aug 21, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
We'll have to break into those caves and make sure they know.
aug 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 2 0 • view
There is going to be a line-up to piss on that grave.
aug 21, 2025, 4:35 pm • 4 0 • view
His children will no doubt be hawking commerative pissing coins.
aug 21, 2025, 6:51 pm • 5 0 • view
And we all know who you're talking about
aug 21, 2025, 3:02 pm • 0 0 • view
i don't? who?
aug 21, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
🍊💩
aug 21, 2025, 3:43 pm • 4 0 • view
"IT'S WRONG TO WISH DEATH ON ANYONE!" screamed the ardent supporters of the death penalty
aug 21, 2025, 3:01 pm • 129 5 • view
Yeah— also so silly because a) wishing death on people doesn’t do anything and b) people HAVE been stopped from harming anyone when they get the death penalty. So it’s unnecessary. And that’s largely what people are doing when they wish that—wishing to stop harm the person inflicts on others.
aug 21, 2025, 4:53 pm • 6 0 • view
Speaking ill of the dead isn't a vice, it's a duty. www.patheos.com/blogs/slackt...
aug 21, 2025, 3:09 pm • 9 1 • view
h/t to @slacktivistfred.bsky.social. He posts good and you should follow him.
aug 21, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view