Or he’ll announce that he’s not dead and make a joke about it and then go on a rant about Roger Clemens or something
Or he’ll announce that he’s not dead and make a joke about it and then go on a rant about Roger Clemens or something
If he was resigning it would have already leaked before they announced the announcement, too many people would know
It’s just going to be invading Chicago or something
Surely after his free grocery stores collapse the space time continuum they’ll reconsider
I still contend they stuck Trump’s head on Hillary’s face
Given the current mood of the Democratic base I have a feeling that the DSCC will end up losing more financially from that decision than he will
Yeah, you don't actually have to root for the Alien or the Predator, you can enjoy either one of them having a bad time
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Fifty Shades of Gary
They told me "Mr. Trump sir the monolith said not to land on Europa" well we're going to land on Europa and we're going to do it bigger than you've ever seen and it's going to be beautiful
It was also the era where religious whackjobs were insisting that playing PAC-MAN would turn you into a devil worshipper
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Richest in the US, bluest in New York, per Wikipedia:
![With a Cook Partisan Voting Index rating of D+33, it is the most Democratic district in New York.[4] The district is the smallest congressional district by area in the U.S. The 12th district's per capita income, in excess of $75,000, is the highest among all congressional districts in the United States.[5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2k6ce7drw7lycs3tlvcn7ui/bafkreifz5753tca7nf7rahn3he54nfkyrs56pm33hsn5bcxrqeh2rztnqu@jpeg "Click to view full size")
From the later comments it looks like it's routine work, sadly
Richest, bluest House district in America, whoever wins it is basically set for life
I was hoping he’d challenge Dan Goldman but this would work too
Graham Greene was one of those actors whose presence was absolutely, 100% guaranteed to make whatever movie or TV show he was in better. He added instant gravitas and authority, reliable stealthy humor and depth beyond whatever was on the page. Should've been Emmy nominated for "Reservation Dogs."
The first post was up for at least 8 hours on Twitter without being taken down
“Taunting people with pork” was literally something the Spanish Inquisition did
I’ve been disappointed too many times to imagine this is anything but a broken sewer pipe or something, but it’s still a fun preview of what will probably be the happiest day of my life since my kids were born
Literally this exact same comment directed at a Jewish person would be correctly considered to be gutter anti-Semitism, yet somehow when aimed at a Muslim it’s OK
Congrats man
They do, but as I understand it it’s limited to whatever part of China you arrived in?
Yeah but when Trump does it they'll talk about how brave and special and what a fighter he is and how everybody should be inspired by how he gets up and keeps going like the Nazi Energizer Bunny
He's a strong virile man, whatever is happening I'm sure his body will deal with it naturally; somebody should get him on the record saying he's not going to get a flu or COVID shot this year
I'm always in favor of them getting him less medical treatment
Great Beyond is an underrated one, maybe due to its association with "Man on the Moon"
A million people's prayers can't save somebody from dying, but maybe just maybe they can make them die a bit faster?
It's AI, look at the "S" and the American flag - it's inventing details to fill in
You know what else causes your dog to develop cognitive issues? Rabies!
You guys have both had long distinguished careers but respectfully I hope that by 2031 you're both enjoying your retirements
I went for a conference last year and with a business invitation and no interview and a few days notice I got a 10 year multi entry visa and can now travel there with as little paperwork as it takes to go to Canada or France
Sorry, but for an American to visit China is not difficult - you do have to actually go to a consulate and get a visa, and that might seem intimidating if you’re used to the visa waiver program, but it’s really not a big deal, no long wait or scary interview or whatever
They’ve more or less openly admitted that they’re purging Black officials because they’re Black, I think that can be the thing too
In 90% of those cases, the kid already has a classmate with two moms and is aware that their classmate has two moms and doesn’t have any particular difficulty with that idea
"It Would Be A Terrible Mistake For Democrats To Listen To People On The Bluesky App," by Guy Who Was Hounded Off Of The Bluesky App
Maybe he's turning into a sandworm, it would explain the swelling and lack of movement
The only to hold the US public's interest in anything for more than 5 seconds is to insist that They Don't Want You To Know about it, so if conspiracy nut jobs want to spin conspiracy theories about this I'm all for it as long as it boosts the story
How would we recognize it as art, though?
Most racists are OK with the idea of there being "a few good ones" since that doesn't undermine their sense of being at the top of a hierarchy
He was a creepy rich guy living in the place on Earth where creepy rich guys have it the easiest and yet somehow that wasn't enough for him
Not wrong about this part, though, I think all of us wonder why he went into politics and wish he hadn't:
All Priests Are Turbulent
So he lost a battle with Stephen Miller over which of their racist hellhole visions of America would dominate, and now he’s taken his to Britain instead?
(Our schools were remote all year on Wednesdays because the teachers demanded that as the price of coming back to work, but I’m sure they would have also accepted a temporary 20% pay bump)
TBH as a parent living through it the bigger school problem seemed to be that we weren’t throwing enough money at them fast enough - every kid could have been going full time in fall of 2020 if we’d been willing to pay teachers hazard pay and rent a bunch of extra spaces to hold classes in
There was a lot of discussion at the time of there being a limited infection “budget” our health care system could absorb before it got overwhelmed (which is true) and prioritizing essential activities until we got numbers down; also, comparisons with other countries that prioritized schools
They’re all cops now, the point of Big Tech is to maintain a particular order of things
The nice thing about living in a big city is that whenever the party does finally happen you can probably get to it within 15 minutes or so
Three sets and they’re all 18+? Nothing against giant crazy adult Lego sets - I got my wife Rivendell for her birthday a few years ago and it was a huge hit - but this should be launching with like a dozen sets in various sub-$100 price ranges for birthday parties and stocking stuffers and such
This is like the diner version of cassoulet
In fairness, given the number of other horrible immigration cases Ensign is fighting for them this is probably what his desk looks like rn:
(as I understand it, on a real capital ship the idea that the captain or XO would take an 8-hour shift on the bridge is pretty much unheard of and it's basically always going to be a Lieutenant or Lieutenant Commander doing it)
They never really grappled with the fact that on a real naval ship you have, y'know, watch officers and duty shifts and don't have senior staff hanging out on the bridge all day; I mean occasionally they'd mention it e.g. with Data on the night watch or Jellico switching from 3 to 4, but not really.
The only reason you say that is if you expect the person you claim to have helped to say otherwise
Premise: man is in love with refrigerator repairwoman Frigidaire lady Oh oh oh Frigidaire lady Make food cold Come to my place And fix my fridge Frigidaire lady Brooklyn Bridge There's the chorus, now I'll spend 8 hours having an AI set it to music
"10 minutes to write the lyrics" yeah that's not how you do that, any goober can write the lyrics to a bad song in 10 minutes
"Flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident" so like Rudy Giuliani was driving on a highway in New Hampshire and a woman waved down Rudy Giuliani's car and Rudy Giuliani stopped and the woman proceed to tell Rudy Giuliani that she'd been involved in a DV incident?
If this were an escape room, the reviews would say that it was confusingly designed and lacked any coherent theme
Speaking as someone who didn’t have a say in the matter: *do not* put yourself in the situation of having Apple own your customer relationships if you don’t have to
Maybe this time the motions panel won’t “randomly” include Katsas and Rao
They’re going to do a Back To The Future remake where they travel back in time to 1985 and ‘80s kids are going to all collectively go Lemming off a cliff somewhere
So basically she likes complaining and when she wants something to complain about she looks around her kitchen and picks the first thing she sees
People in, say, Jackson, MS already live under a state government that's actively trying to murder them, and now the state government is going to have generous federal assistance with that effort
People tend to dismiss this as something that red states want / deserve, but what it really means is that they're going to send federal troops / LEOs into blue cities in red states, and rather than pushing back, the state government is going to help them out and cheer them on
Well yeah but the good news is there are only 10 minutes left in the movie and the reviews said the ending was satisfying
Plenty of money for garages but not a damn tree in sight
It’s funny because my mom used “hors d’ouevres” in speaking all the time (we lived in a big dinner party neighborhood) and I read it in books all the time and yet it wasn’t until many years later that I realized it was the same word
Watched “Back to the Future” with kids, still holds up despite the fact that the plot involves people 30 years before they were born traveling back to a time 60 years before they were born
And the irony is that if we’d invested in these technologies properly 50 years ago we would probably have hit net zero 20 years ago
Power generation: Futurists: fusion, zero point energy, algae, space lasers Reality: literally just cheap solar cells Power storage: Futurists: molten salt, pumped water, electrolyzed hydrogen Reality: literally just cheap batteries
(Because his kids are going to sign a lucrative contract for those before his body is cold)
This comment made me realize that after Trump dies there is going to be an *enormous* industry in fake AI Trumps
I think there’s provision for indirect damage, like a driver could claim that they were distracted by the chalk and swerved into a tree and it wrecked their car?
(Actually it seems like a repeat offense could be a felony, or if you cause a large enough amount of damage)
It’s kind of the perfect form of civil disobedience, because they probably won’t catch you, and even if you’re the unlucky one they do catch, I believe it’s *at worst* a misdemeanor that any decent lawyer could quickly get dismissed
I get why this particular crosswalk is so important, but at the same time I feel like if they started also chalking other random crosswalks, the cops couldn’t monitor them all and they could chalk them faster than the Florida DOT could clean them and it would eventually force the state to surrender
Cuomo: pretends his dad never existed Mamdani: hugs his famous mom in his last pre-election campaign video
Given that they were working for Trump, they weren't getting paid anyway
Or else he gets the hose again
Found some context: www.desertsun.com/story/news/l...
“Don’t put up road signs saying I was mad”
I kind of wonder whether this was some lower-level Guard officer trying to keep the troops occupied or promote unit cohesion or some such; it feels like it undermines the larger “crime-ridden hellhole” argument to an extent that I can’t imagine the WH ordering it
Camels / needles
Do you like Hapsburgs? Because that’s how you get Hapsburgs
It’s going to happen and nearly all of us will still be alive when it does, dreaming about a future happy event makes it easier to survive in the meantime
The Dark Ages is a catchy name that apparently no longer refers to any actual thing
Everybody’s got the right to be happy
Yeah, there are going to be a whole bunch of world leaders with emergency dentist appointments sending their most insulting cabinet members to the funeral instead
This could also be related to whatever nonsense they’re up to in Venezuela
I feel like if you actually had advance word of Trump dying you could do a whole lot more with that information than cashing out $85k worth of stock
We’re getting a little taste of that that moment will feel like, even if it turns out to still be a few years away
Honestly, watching him waste away until they 25A him and he has to end his life as a confused nobody would be one of the most satisfying possible conclusions to this story
I really have to watch Death of Stalin
