OMG!!! As an Ob/Gyn I have so many stories. One of my faves, when a patient came in with a GI bug: Me: Hi, I'm Dr. Jones...what was the last thing you ate? Patient: You mean food? Me: *stares incredulously* Patient: I had a muffin about an hour ago. Me: Well, that's definitely food. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣