I think he’s confusing Sun Tzu’s The Art of War with something else …

Patriot Josh hasn’t got to second base with his pillow and it shows 😂

AMMO is scarce in the information war? What?

"Psh. Occam's Razor isn't sharp at all! See?" *drags along wrist*

I'm Sure the asshole getting kicked out of the bar for trying to fight everyone is just secretly testing how good the security is.

This guy is an expert on expending his ammo prematurely.

Kind of ignores the fact that these are both emotionally stunted man-babies that have never wanted for anything or been told "no" by anyone. The degree to which they lack the emotional maturity to pull something like this off is impossible to overstate.