My official stance on James Bond is "who cares, let him die"
Write stuff, mostly movies and food. Podcasting - FilmDrunk, the Frotcast, Pod Yourself A Gun/The Wire. Love 2 have fun. vincemancini.substack.com
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My official stance on James Bond is "who cares, let him die"
the real Trump's corpse was the friends we met along the way
Olivia Colman is an international treasure. I need another series with her and Leslie Manville.
getting a butt dial from rudy giuliani and hearing him flatline
Earlier this afternoon, while disabling a time-bomb placed inside of a childrenâs hospital, Mayor Giuliani was blindsided by Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, shattering his pelvis and causing his adult diaper to fly off and land on a ceiling fan where it started flinging diarrhea everywhere.
On August 8th, I saved a small child from a burning building. A few hours later, I was injured in a scooter accident when I jumped a curb and I hit my butt on the handlebars and the handlebar went in my butt and now I need surgery on my butt.
What is the point of the preface here, preemptive cover for his BAC somehow???
I wrote about âThe Roses,â and Olivia Colman being our finest living actress. open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
I wrote about âThe Roses,â and Olivia Colman being our finest living actress. open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
If you guessed six words, go to the head of the class!
How long do you think it takes before they mention Hitler?
Your piggy prayers have been oink-swered! Mad Yourself A Man is BACK, with @daveschilling.bsky.social joining us for the season 3 premiere, "Out of Town." www.patreon.com/posts/mad-yo...
Everythingâs fine the president is just stuck in his Chinese dick sucking machine
Guys itâs not nice to delight in the possible death of a guy who buried the mother of his kids on his golf course to get a tax break
âGonna need you mock up another âputting caca in the brainâ graphicâ
Your piggy prayers have been oink-swered! Mad Yourself A Man is BACK, with @daveschilling.bsky.social joining us for the season 3 premiere, "Out of Town." www.patreon.com/posts/mad-yo...
âI call this pitch âPuck You, Miss!ââ
You think Chloe Zhao and Zoe Chao have ever tried to pull a switcharoo gag?
I could not fucking care less if my actual life depended on it
shut up obama you didn't read all that shit
âPut them in my van.â
Feel like people sleep on Citizen Kane because they grow up hearing that Rosebud is the sled and not that Rosebud is his nickname for his girlfriendâs V.
Is Ron Howard in movie jail? I donât think he deserves it based on âEden,â though it probably wonât help his cause.
This video by Alex Pearlman does a really good job explaining why branding changes like his aren't "woke" they're just another chapter in the big book of "Capitalism and the adventure of endless growth for the shareholders".
Thatâs the amazing part
And just support journalism non-profits.
'Eden' is Ron Howard's mid telling of an amazing true story. (Jude Law hangs dong) open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
New Frotcast! All That and a Bag of Chips Filled with Money: www.patreon.com/posts/646-al...
God dammmit why doesn't this link work for me, I want to read this so bad!
You weren't wrong on the merits
I woulda smoked you all, but that would've only furthered a common misconception about how "FilmDrunk" got its name.
Love Gwar's song about fucking you with a fish.
Pure fire from the website by and for people with personality disorders. Best one since shoebox full of money lady.
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
Heâs too weird for ads, and I love that
Travis Kelceâs personality feels like a failed attempt to astroturf George Kittle.
My stepsons friends were into this for a while and I thought I had entered a parallel dimension
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Over on Earth 2, President Hillary has just pardoned the blue-haired trans CEO of Cracker Barrel and ordered Uncle Herschel's execution by firing squad.
say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo
I don't know, man, that one doesn't have Mark Wahlberg as a reincarnated Japanese blacksmith killing a cargo plane with a sword.
A gloriously moronic romp
One of the stupidest movies I've ever seen, A+
Yeah, they don't qualify in my book. Them's "wealthy landowners."
"At this scam, the dumbest parents on earth are scammed by scammers, and their children's development and mental health are endangered."
Bro you missed an absolute banger uproxx.com/movies/infin...
I know it was a good pun because it made me groan on the inside.
I dunno, seems pretty weird to me that the president's underlings speak to him like he's a mob boss on the day of his daughter's wedding.
:-|
Anyone know where to find a Hamas camera? I have some suggestions about where to put them.
He's literally become Don Quixote.
mm hmm, totally man
In summary, "Tootie" shoulda farted more, so the name made sense. Anyway, thank y'all for coming to my TED Talk.
Perfection
I dunno, seems like kind of a waste. Your mom still has another one, right @justinhalpern.bsky.social ?
"Ah, the schizophrenia button. Shall I press?"
The only thing chat GPT seems really good at is identifying which people are teetering on the edge of some kind of mental break.
Happy birthday! I regret that I have but one follow to give.
Full write up: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
This is something you find out when youâre 14
The Resnicks are selling a 47-acre property in downtown Aspen for $300 million, the most expensive âhomeâ in the US. Perfect promo for @yashalevine.bsky.socialâs âPistachio Warsâ release. www.sfgate.com/realestate/a...
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
It wasn't a generalization, it was a description of this specific movie. if you haven't seen it, i'm not sure what we're fighting over. I don't know what's condescending about saying "see the movie and let me know what you think."
My kid has seen this movie at least 10 times you weirdo
They are relevant, Highest 2 Lowest isnât. Imo. But go see it if you want to have a real discussion about it.
The newest of those is like 20 years old
Probably, just much less shitty
Not the Victorian chimney sweeps
Maybe itâs just my relative unfamiliarity, but the British PGA guys tend to be the only ones who donât seem like insufferable country club pukes.
I reversed jinxed him. Youâre welcome, Fleetwood!!
The final scene of Highest 2 Lowest is so out of left field that describing it isnât even a spoiler open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
Fleetwood two up on Scheffler with seven holes to play. Not looking good.
I Am Begging Spike Lee To Stop Doing Love Letters To New York open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
At best, it's an above average Law & Order episode trapped inside the world's corniest hype reel for NYC.
What this review presupposes is: that was stupid too
The insurance commercial mascot shout out section alone is enough to consider a wellness check
I Am Begging Spike Lee To Stop Doing Love Letters To New York open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
Fine Hung Cannibals
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
more like Suan Joto
Kevin Spacey's new movie sounds great vincemancini.substack.com/p/this-week-...
I simultaneously believe that Nic Cage can be brilliant in the right role and that casting him has become its own kind of epic bacon meme
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: Ms, Rachel is a hero There are only two Blippi Inside Out 2 is just a shittier Turning Red with no fox
Weâve learned to accept, maybe even prefer Asian Blippi. But Anglo Blippi #2? Absolutely not. Total non starter.
first date fit
I really, really, really, really hate to be this guy, but Jake Shields already attempted this rebrand.
seems fitting that the actual third rail of American politics is Cracker Barrel
have def considered both, huge faves of mine
Next week!
Welcome to the world, Cher-Bono Bobby Brown-Bon Jovi
Love to lick every boot that comes near my neck while calling other people cockroaches. It's also perfect that this is a quote tweet of mama's piss-drinking good boy.
First Google does not disappoint: "Elvira Paterson-Gavrilova on Bunkers for Tomorrow: Underground Real Estate as Plan A", from the Jerusalem Post. open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
Personally, I would rather see a movie about the financier of the movie.
Kevin Spacey's new movie sounds great vincemancini.substack.com/p/this-week-...
Beat it.
BREAKING NEWS: James Dobson, allegedly still alive until today
