Agreed but man Americans saying 'cunt' is also weird. All the emphasis is in the wrong places so it just sounds cute when they try and it's very funny.

It's one of many crimes punishable by wedgie Jordan Peterson is especially egregiously guilty of. Canadians, despite being Commonwealth are simply far too North American to be saying stuff like 'bloody'.

Err. I say it all the time. It's even in one of our national songs. ("When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight/with our cracked four-pounders we made to fight./God damn them all, I was told...") And I'd throw out Peterson if I had the power to throw people out of Canada.

They also can’t pronounce ‘twat’ to save their lives

Oh yes that one is pretty bad

Trying to get the Jordan Peterson fanboys?

Wedgie feels like an acceptable consequence for politicians, like the People’s Censure.

Hearing an American say "bloody"

Bruv

Oi, ‘at chap deserves a proper wedgie

Given the accent you were going for there you should replace 'chap' with 'cunt'

A marked improvement

lmao that was the absolute 1st thing that jumped out at me. like how did that even SOUND when he SAID it. did he do an accent? like a south african accent? do they say "bloody" there

Yeah they do.