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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social

Saying this with all due sensitivity and respect: what is actually wrong with his face?

aug 6, 2025, 11:30 pm • 43 0

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Feral Grumpy, MSW @feralgrumpy.bsky.social

Either a sociopath or the Hat Man.

aug 7, 2025, 6:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Andrew @dru517.bsky.social

The more pressing concern: what have we done to Gen Z/Alpha that has made them so oblivious to the fact that this guy is charisma-less?

aug 6, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social

I don't think they're oblivious, I think he was just brilliant at exploiting the algorithm

aug 6, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andrew @dru517.bsky.social

Ok, fair. He’s definitely got a gift for that, I’m probably just being overly nostalgic for a time when “selling out” was still a thing.

aug 7, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew @dru517.bsky.social

There was lots of toxic BS about the whole “sellout” thing in the 90s/00’s, and I get why it’s a thing of the past, but there’s still something jarring about how open some social media celebs are about the transactional nature of what‘a replaced it.

aug 7, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Magma Suit @magmasuit.bsky.social

I’m a middle school teacher and every student I’ve talked to about him thinks he’s weird but they watch anyway because he’s popular

aug 6, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Magma Suit @magmasuit.bsky.social

I think we underestimate how even with the unlimited diversity of streaming video we’ve basically recreated the big three broadcast networks via the Algorithm

aug 6, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social

Every time I see him, Mr. Beast always looks like the plastic model of a dessert served at a dingy restaurant.

aug 7, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social

He's always smiling but never means it and has no idea how to sell it.

aug 6, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social

He looks like the uncanny valley but real life. Bad deepfake. Sleep paralysis demon. Janky waxworks figure. Etc.

aug 7, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Thomas M. Willett @thomasmwillett.bsky.social

Whatever it is its why I refuse to watch any of his videos. Those thumbnails look like atrocious wastes of time and I hate that people abide by that aesthetic for clicks.

aug 7, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Fractionalized & Monetized @fractionalizedmind.bsky.social

He does that for the same reason those algorithmic “Pregnant Elsa Frozen Spider Man” slop kids animations got tens of millions of views. It’s like a self-reinforcing algorithmic thing someone noticed and exploited.

aug 7, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Fractionalized & Monetized @fractionalizedmind.bsky.social

Though, by that same token, it seems like the kind of person who’s willing to train themselves to do a fake uncanny psychopath smile for the algo, is in fact a freaky psycho.

aug 7, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social

I dunno, I mean I know he uses kind of a fucked up face on purpose for his YouTube thumbnail which is better for clicks, but he still looks like this in candid shots from Getty. I think it’s natural, or he has some kind of legit facial paralysis.

aug 7, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Fractionalized & Monetized @fractionalizedmind.bsky.social

Idk I guess I feel like it’s gotta be on purpose, it’s way too on-the-nose for the “Let’s do Saw 2 but irl for money” guy to naturally have that smile.

aug 7, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
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doubledeuce.bsky.social @doubledeuce.bsky.social

It's the smile of someone who's practiced it countless hours in front of a mirror with the end result being a smile completely disconnected from any human emotion.

aug 7, 2025, 12:11 am • 3 0 • view
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Steven Stone @vanadiumsilver.bsky.social

What i understand is he does it on purpose because it helped goad the algorithm

aug 6, 2025, 11:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jason Camp @tormutrose.bsky.social

I just assumed I was scrolling past a wax museum display. I've seen roadkill with more life in its eyes.

aug 6, 2025, 11:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dandy McDowell @andyokok.bsky.social

Dead shark eyes

aug 6, 2025, 11:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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JC Lopes @pixelsandthoughts.bsky.social

Face of puddy too

aug 6, 2025, 11:55 pm • 2 0 • view