Cool thing about toddlers is that they’ll just invent a place in their mind, and then have a blowout tantrum about you not taking them there.
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Been there. I mean, I haven't cause it's a made up place but, yeah ... Been there.
aug 11, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
I always think of that scene in Bad Santa where a kid keeps saying he wants a “fraggle stick car,” and Billy Bob is like I have idea what the fuck that is
aug 10, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Eerily akin to MAGA
aug 10, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
My mind erased the memories of the toddler phase.
aug 11, 2025, 4:42 am • 0 0 • view
Years ago I saw a tweet that lives in my head. It went something like “me before kids: no matter what, I’ll never lie to my kids. That would be a sin. Me after kids: yeah, sorry, hot dogs are illegal in Colorado. I don’t know what to say!”
aug 10, 2025, 3:44 pm • 27 4 • view
My favorite is when we’ve run out of new episodes to watch of a favorite show because Netflix cancelled it and it’s somehow MY fault
aug 10, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
I can't make there be more fire trucks going past, buddy!
aug 10, 2025, 3:40 pm • 4 0 • view