WH AIDE #1: we need more distractions from Epstein. AIDE #2: Well, Mogul died last week so… #1: WAIT WHAT #2: Choked on a hamberder on the can. Tragic, like Elvis. #1: Oh for f…how do we distract from THAT? #1: …invade somewhere with brown people and oil? #2: Classic. But need more. #1: …kill Rudy?