Newbie #tarot reader,equally amateur human.🇬🇧 Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out. #DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main. Get a reading: https://msemilystarot.wordpress.com Reading legend: ⤵️Reverse ↗️Jumped 🪄Wands 🪙Coins⚔️Swords🍷Cups
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#tarot A⚔️⤵️+5🍷 Things are… confusing right now. And without good info to go on, you may feel like you're losing out in life. However, if you can fend off FOMO for now, be patient. Don't make any sudden decisions you might regret 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 down the line. Instead, try to find some mental clarity. #witchsky
Wasn’t that strong in the end. First screen cap was last night (peak 160ish - nada). Second from June (257), when I got a decent glow and some faint colour bars even through the clouds. And it’s been as high as 1500 not too long ago. Watched that, loved it, also got PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS
Blessed be x
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
Happy September to all the gurls youtu.be/bfV6W7SeCzg?...
Belichick at halftime: Get your shit together or I'm gonna buy every car dealership and insurance agency in North Carolina to make sure none of you fucks get a job after you graduate
Using one photo that’s already on your phone. What will Tr*mp be announcing today at 2?
#WitchSky #PaganSky
Hooked on @netflix.com K-drama BON APPÉTIT, YOUR MAJESTY: three-star Michelin chef Yeon Ji-yeong accidentally time travels to the Joseon dynasty where she encounters tyrant and gourmet King Yi Heon. Can she stay alive blending modern techniques with trad ingredients? Yes, it's Chef Scheherazade.
Honestly, I’m not even sure Mel Brooks could have come up with Elm St. The Musical. And now I’m going to be trying to think of song titles the whole damn afternoon… [wanders off humming “Dream A Little Dream Of Bleeding”]
Right up to the 90s, adults needed LSD to replicate what us kids were seeing with just sugar and additives.
Just for once, @forbes.com gets the headline right… “AFTER global shaming.” Mr. Szczerek also denies that the following statement was made by him. Whether he’s lying about that or not, try to live life with grace. Or at least so that people don’t hunt down and/or impersonate you on internet forums.
VIDEO: 🇳🇱 Thousands gather for world's largest redhead festival Thousands of red-haired people gathered this weekend in the Dutch city of Tilburg for a festival known as "Roodharigendag", or Redhead Day #AFPVertical
If you’ve ever had someone ask why Save icons look like this 💾… …it’s time for your medication.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE"
You mean… you literally wrote the book on it, and a random American has decided to mansplain your own field of study to you?
Traffic jam. #villagelife #norfolklife #normal
WH AIDE #1: we need more distractions from Epstein. AIDE #2: Well, Mogul died last week so… #1: WAIT WHAT #2: Choked on a hamberder on the can. Tragic, like Elvis. #1: Oh for f…how do we distract from THAT? #1: …invade somewhere with brown people and oil? #2: Classic. But need more. #1: …kill Rudy?
And hats and scarves and knee socks and wearing tights for the first time in months and when the mornings are all chilly and you can see your breath and draw little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and ankle boots and not caring when people make fun of pumpkin flavored stuff....
#tarot 4⚔️+😈 Couple of interpretations for this combo. 1: If you're exhausted, look honestly at why. If you've spent time doing things you 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵…cleaning up your act might help. 2: If the Devil puts a wall in your path, don't beat your head against it. Rest. Then look for a way around… #witchsky
🐰🐰🐰🤏👊1️⃣🗓️🚷 Hey, #witchsky & #witchmadness, anything special you do for a new month? Do you wait to greet the Full Moon (7th/8th)? Or dance on the New Moon? (21st. Good day for it). This month's gonna be… 𝙛𝙪𝙣…* for me. (And unfortunately holiday got cancelled.) Any good vibes welcomed. *𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙣𝙩
I recently had one of those DNA tests done. And despite being born and bred well south of the border, I'm 0% English. Not a drop. 50% Celtic, 37% Viking (which tracks in Norfolk), 5% Italian - it was a mouth swab, so might just have been my lunch - and some odds and ends like Baltic. Reassuring.
You've gone full Scalzi. Never go full Scalzi.
Punch. Sabotage. Frustrate. Confuse. Hack. Prosecute. Relentlessly mock. (And if you’re not comfortable with hexing, set wards that they’ll blunder into. Besides, they’re already cursed enough as it is.)
Bay of Piggy Boy. There is a VERY outside chance that they attempt to corner and rendition Maduro in a snatch op, but that would be costly. Also, Maduro is Putin’s mate, so he’s got the live feed from the White House SCIF that Russia1 “camera tech” put in. Or just phone Tulsi Gabbard.
Periods of geomagnetic storms are expected through Tuesday, forecasters said.
😊 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BskBKv/
Ok, hear me out. LOTR remake, but with these two and the One Ring…
Based on AI, bounty hunters stormed a North Texas home, threw a flash bang and snatched the wrong guy, police say
As far as apologies go "i'm a dumb ass, i'm embarrassed, please help me to be better" is a good one!
Self-awareness: low. Likelihood of blowback on this man and his company (Drogbruk) in fun ways: high. Solutions: Basic:if you’re a jerk in business,keep it business and keep it private. Advanced:Take an L when it’s given. At least,stop digging. Expert:learn some grace for the rest of humanity.
#tarot Q🪙⤵️+Hermit It's good to take care of you, yours, and your abode. But if you've finished feeding everybody, cleaning up, grooming furniture and polishing the cat… make sure you get time to enjoy it. And sometimes, that means taking time just for you. Not selfish: NECESSARY. Recharge. #witchsky
Lost her virginity on her mother’s grave, kept her husband’s calcified heart on her. Goths wish they could.
“We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected. When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work, because they are increasingly viewed as the villains. We want their funding to be shut down. We want to put them in trauma.” - Russell Vought, OMB This was the plan.
If hopelessness has made a home in your heart, it cannot be dislodged easily or all at once. Chip away at it with small victories, moments of hope and defiance. It is not easy and it will take time and effort, but strive to make it an uncomfortable home, a place where despair is no longer welcome.
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
#Tesla will no longer accept their own #CyberTruck as a trade-in
Sorry, private joke for Frenchies 🇫🇷
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a Disney princess. (I talk happily to animals and burst into song randomly everywhere I go. This is 100% true, not a joke, and is a lot more disturbing to people than the movies would have you believe. But it is good when people join in. Not, as yet, the animals)
He knows what’s happening
Well, that’s him in the corner…?
Always puzzled me: no matter how many corpses she ran across, she never just reanimated them to get straight answers. That’d be a show I’d have watched. #treguna #mekoides #trecorumsatisdee m.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSK...
Terminators are getting craftier.
How would the @nytimes.com both-sides him being dead? 🤔 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗻𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 - Dictates wishes via Chief GoPriest Mike Johnson via “psychic Tweets” - Demands Lincoln statue be displaced for tomb,blood sacrifice - Sectarian war begins over “true meaning” of last fart
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
#tomlehrer #iykyk
Sudden and random urge to remind everyone that in 1989, Prince (one of the greatest artists of our time) made an entire album for the 1989 motion picture 'Batman' (starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson - also, greatness). And the entire album is as batshit and excellent as you'd expect.
Tonight, bluesky confirmed to me that we are all terrible human beings. & I learned ghoul scrolling is a thing. Also, laughter is a form of revolution, but gallows humor is a survival mechanism. All these things are true at once. And you crazy bastards are my people. Dream well, wake brave.
#tarot 9🪄+2⚔️ I know. You've been fighting the good fight. You're tired. And it just…doesn't…seem to end. Which gives you two choices. Give up and walk away. Or find it in yourself to battle on. Right now, I wouldn't blame anyone for taking an L. But if you want to battle on… …you still have a shot.
For the record, I do not believe Steven Miller to be an invader from Flatulon Prime. For one thing, any self-respecting alien overlord would have had him fed to the hatchlings for failing his disguise exams. The humans'll know. They'll still vote for his party, but it's the PRINCIPLE OF THE THING
It'll be a fight between the guys who want him buried in St. Donald's National Cathedral, the ones who want him encased in gold in Lincoln's seat on the Mall so GOPriests can interpret his whispers… …and Miller trying to drag him back to his broodhive under the South Lawn. (Guy's gotta eat, y'know?)
I think we’re all looking for anything at this point. I’d personally like to read the entrails, but again, they wouldn’t be whose I’d have preferred…
Unless I have need to for work, nope. I’d be happy to visit the Western Alliance, the Northeastern Union, or Illinois Grand Khanate though.
Soviet joke. A man goes to a news stand, looks at the front pages, doesn’t buy a paper. He does this every few days until the guy at the kiosk asks, what are you looking for? The obituaries, the man says. ‘But those are in the middle of the paper’, and the man replies ‘not the one I have in mind’
I tried the #tarot, and got… Moon. …which is darkness, uncertainty, no clear answers. #sohelpful Then again, if there was ever a time for a #Simpsons prophecy to come true… m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-dB...
There's a Tiger on the Train! A little girl who dreams about tigers every night found the first book of the day today...!
Joking aside, I’ve seen this once, and only once. In my quite whitebread town in the East of the UK. Sinners.
No reason.
In any case, he’s merely the boil in the surface: the whole rotten, festering infected system that raised him up needs to be cleaned before it becomes lethal. To all of us. That surgery will be neither painless nor pretty, and take years to recover from. With a watching brief for any new symptoms.
Seems people are waiting for a rather important obit. (But the crew at Walter Reed are VERY good. Sorry.) I keep having this vision that he’s going to be put on life support, then take up Lincoln’s space on his chair in the Mall. Encased in gold. With GOPriests to interpret his “whispered wishes.”
If you can hear this picture you're alright with me
Having a pint with Captain Sensible and Patricia Morrison. m.youtube.com/watch?v=b31L...
If you’ve seen Day After Tomorrow, it’s a highly fictionalised, disaster-movie version of an AMOC collapse, which scientists at the time thought was not going to happen in the next three centuries, let alone the next three decades. Guess what?
They give the big kid the keys to the candy store, but it’s the little hangers/on who take the rap…
I only hang out with high-class ghosts. Or as they prefer to be called… [dons Ecto-Shades] …bougie-men hazlewood-castle.co.uk
Chicago keeping art alive:
I've gotten a lot of weird questions about deep-sea mining throughout my career but, friends, I was not ready for "could the nodules be spent UFO fuel?"
I always return to the streets I grew up on.
We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.
Solidarity from Sparky. Who, surprisingly, did not murder me in my sleep after this
#tarot 10🪙+Q🪄 Payday brings a clear invitation to recognise and welcome in lasting #abundance, and with the Queen around, take command of your life and finances. Try and bring some stricter discipline to whatever chaos has been running around lately - it could bring new opportunities. #witchmadness
Tip: if there’s any power that lies with demons, or fascists, it is theirs to do with as they please. You cannot borrow it, bind it, benefit from it, steal it, ally with it, “ride” it, compartmentalise it away from anything you love. It taints, breaks, burns, and delights in betrayal and suffering.
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
Downtown Halifax. The cutest stowaways.
I’m still puzzled why a logo change for a restaurant made for people who find Applebee’s too dangerously hedonistic is a national scandal, whereas the deliberate systematic sabotage of every major American government office - including the nuclear safety administration - is barely noteworthy.
I listen to it to go to sleep. Well, the extended remixes. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
But seriously, kudos to Elon and his engineers for having the guts to finally answer the question, "What if the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser was also a car?"
They cared about power and getting Trump elected. With the vote split and - Elon’s alleged “lasers from space” tabulating malarkey aside - votes coming down to the thousands, splitting the fascist/lunatic coalition would have ended it. RFK’s price for standing aside was dominion of HHS. They paid.
Foster fail risk: EXTREME
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
We were the Arcade Carpet team. (But did beat Bayern, so…)
Could be worse. Look like 1990s Norwich…
It’s good to look outside football for inspiration, but “80s ice cream parlour wallpaper” probably isn’t what they were hoping for. If it’s any consolation, my team once had the carpet from the arcade next door…
“You not feeling great?” “Spent the morning dancing at the Porcelain Pony Club”
I gotta say, the new CyberTruck’s looking better
Quakers remain incredibly based. www.reddit.com/r/transgende...
Walkers are basically Lays in disguise now, which is unfortunate. Worth hunting down the premium local brands like Tyrell’s if you see them about…
Trumpton. A very weird, stilted kids show that took place in a slightly creepy puppet workers’ Utopia. (Don’t think we ever met the Trumpton Secret Police… but how would you know who they were?)
It’s a (rather silly) chain joke about Kier banning various increasingly silly things. And if you’re not QUITE old enough to remember… m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YE...
