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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

jfc maybe try being human

aug 28, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0

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Commissar Tummy Ache @communknitst.bsky.social

I'm trying agent cooper 😔 (no I know this was in response to that weird account telling me not to pick windows or whatever lmao)

aug 28, 2025, 1:14 pm • 7 0 • view
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

that was 100% in response to you.

aug 28, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Commissar Tummy Ache @communknitst.bsky.social

oh, then you're a dumbass lmao

aug 28, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Party Man @hombredefiesta.bsky.social

Are you still stuck in the red room?

aug 28, 2025, 2:22 pm • 5 0 • view
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Commissar Tummy Ache @communknitst.bsky.social

better change that screen name to mr. c

aug 28, 2025, 3:17 pm • 5 0 • view
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

yeah with your mom.

aug 28, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Party Man @hombredefiesta.bsky.social

I think she would have remembered that. Is it true that you actually got covered in cement at the end of “The Flintstones” and they had to chisel you out Agent Cooper?

aug 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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carrionking.bsky.social @carrionking.bsky.social

Well he’s not and has never been an fbi agent so I’d say that’s a good start to being human.

aug 28, 2025, 5:24 pm • 7 0 • view
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Doom @doomxgoliah.bsky.social

you replied to the wrong person

aug 28, 2025, 1:09 pm • 64 0 • view
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

nope. Impeccable Aim.

aug 28, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Doom @doomxgoliah.bsky.social

you replied to the wrong person again

aug 28, 2025, 2:03 pm • 46 0 • view
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

no, she's cool

aug 28, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Olek @kelo.bsky.social

which air force base do you work at

aug 28, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

aug 28, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Olek @kelo.bsky.social

don't know that one

aug 28, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social

you know dale cooper is fictional right? he’s not a real fbi agent they’re not actually like that

aug 28, 2025, 2:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Doom @doomxgoliah.bsky.social

see, i know you're trying to save face right now, with the "uhh i meant to do that!" and all that, but there's no need to be embarrassed. i'm not mad at you, nobody's mad at you. you can quietly delete your mistaken posts and repost them in the correct spot and nobody will know. easy fix.

aug 28, 2025, 2:20 pm • 45 0 • view
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

you seem to be broken.

aug 28, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stoia @stoia.red

Bro played ff7 and is now defending a Fucking FBI agent. Did you actually pay attention to the game?

aug 29, 2025, 5:42 am • 17 0 • view
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Det. Crashmore @detcrashmore.bsky.social

lol you suck

aug 28, 2025, 6:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nick 🎨 @entrylevelforlife.bsky.social

All you have to do is not join the FBI. Easy.

aug 28, 2025, 7:21 pm • 7 0 • view