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*Trump typing the word "ponder"

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this is from big lebowski

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no it is definitely true that the picture is fake. it doesn't help anything. it only hurts, because people will just say the allegations are fake, based on BS pictures like this, and elect him as our leader. dipshit.

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"You wanna get nuts! Nice freaking MODEL!"

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I didn't even click "POST" when I typed "Deniro should remake Rear Window" and here is the algorithm working, somehow

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the picture with Trump is 1000% fake.

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*Wayne's World 1 and 2

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treason has a definition

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counterpoint: no.

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no. and you're a bad person.

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and I know who should do the askin

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the Eels, Pearl Jam, Metallica, Deftones, Gorillaz, Melvins, Meat Puppets I mean a lot of bands do

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*me watching 2001: a Spacy Odyssey

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I read this entire post

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shit, what's the metric system conversion of two deaths?

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I bet thos early models really slapped

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Isnt his real name john or mike or jim or something?

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AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Mike Johnson has a crush on someone!

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does this happen every night at 2am?

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practically a christmas album to me

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AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

and he's daring her to get mad about it. the only thing to do is take the piss out of him and keep talking about your point.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

he could speak one sentence every day, and take attention away from Trump in a way that would BURY him. (literally)

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

"typical chick" a thing you say so that you can say you're just joking, but it literally comes through gnashed teeth and a pinched butthole.

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"JP Mandel" was taken

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"Just Dance Vance"

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"they are replacing us" is the kind of thing a person would say if they can't have fun around "them"

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah with your mom.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

you seem to be broken.

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no, she's cool

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

that was 100% in response to you.

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nope. Impeccable Aim.

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jfc maybe try being human

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wonder if anyone around here knows a congress person

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*as a kid who loved this shit (still do) we noticed and appreciated it

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*if i hide behind this vehicle they won't be able to rewind the tape in the phone

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hard pass

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"a measured response" "WILL IT FLOAT?"

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*love this song, I made a personal edit where I bought it on bandcamp and added the "slower" reprise version to the end. it's epic. that cricket song is awesome too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Izr...

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he's gonna chop the Alien Nazi's head off

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can't put my toes in my butt, though

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*alien god with a sense of humor

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you should sell blue baseball caps that say "HILLARY WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING" I guarantee you Gov Newsome would wear one.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

even for Alien Nazis?

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

cartoon ninja turtles always put things like jelly beans and ice cream on their pizza

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the end of that sentence is "dead." we would like a dictator dead.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

don't confuse the "lead paint stare" with "I've been dealing with these lead paint people my whole life" stare

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

the whole world needs to hit him hard. what he's doing to the homeless is making my blood boil.

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I wanna see Gym Jordan have to wrestle the captain from his team.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a Weinstein Brothers tragic comedy rolling around up here where one brother decides to take down the intellectual dark web because of a brain fungus that takes over his.... brain

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"camel piss"

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(the japanese releases are the actual "ultimate mix")

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*plastic tube

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGQ... *random side clip

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"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy"

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yeah I got better taste than you in both.

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can't fault him for trying. and he didn't throw anyone under any bus - you know he also disagreed with those fascists when he went on their shows, right? Sorry, but just because you can't tell what you're looking at doesn't mean other people are wrong. You're not a serious person.

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Lol. So he goes on shows you dont like? Jfc. You know he goes on other shows too, right? And have you thought that maybe he goes on shows that he disagrees with in order to bridge the audience gap? Andy?

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*name

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Mame one bad thing newsome has ever done

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No he will be fantastic

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But kanye said deathcon 3

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Newsome is my number 1 choice

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Devin Nunes... I remember him

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

not trying to be harsh on Biden, I liked him. but he really didn't meet the moment. he should've been stronger against the republicans.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

jewel has a couple of singles on her first album that the radio edits were completely different takes.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

there are certain lines in Eminem's "My Name Is" that are better in the edited version. I tried to make my own edit, but they two tracks actually sound a lot different.

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ferguson is arguing with himself and he doesn't realize it

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GERD agrees with you

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I quit pizza and started jogging... what happened to me?

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*was almost like he knows he's on his way out

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for the love of god, can someone get the man a taller ball cap?

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huge whiff

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starting to think that's why they were there.

AgentCooper (@agentcooper1983.bsky.social) reply parent

he was trolling you and you missed it.

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lol making a map look different isn't going to correct the global narrative about africa lol

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it's awesome

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and if you've watched them both, try Sisu.

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not enough cocaine

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this is horrific. they need to be stopped.

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this is so stupid, I love it

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