That moment when your students think you're superhuman or a weirdo because mid-paragraph of talking, you stop to tell a student their wallet is rolling out of their pocket
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Also had two loud sniffers that I tossed tissue packs to because I couldn't take the sound of sniff snoffing all through class. My bag has everything
sep 2, 2025, 4:48 pm • 8 0 • view
On the opposite end of that spectrum, the time half my class tried to code-signal that my zipper was down. I was completely bewildered until someone finally said it out loud.
sep 2, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Or your partner gets the shits cos midway though explaining the medical procedure your mother is going in for on Tuesday you point out the raptor you identified at a glance while changing lanes because that truck is definitely going to take that exit without indicating Try LIVING in this head, love
sep 2, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
God, that's a mood. Squirrel! Then immediately going back to what I was talking about is so common for me
sep 2, 2025, 4:57 pm • 2 0 • view
As a chronic bird nerd it's just hopeless being outdoors with me and expecting my full attention on literally anything
sep 2, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view