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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social

They’re dangerous. But not as dangerous as…

Volcanus! He strikes with living lava! On a rocky moonscape, we see a man in red tights grinning evilly as he squirts lava out of his shorts. A strange bipedal catlike creature with a red cape watches in horror
aug 11, 2025, 1:46 pm • 10 0

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com

He should probably see a doctor about that.

aug 11, 2025, 1:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social

Yeah, take some Kaopectate, man, at the bare minimum

aug 11, 2025, 1:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social

If this were a school cafeteria, the “required reading” SF crew would be at a table across the room but the table where this convo is taking place is where I’d want to sit

aug 11, 2025, 1:58 pm • 7 0 • view
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James @0xb04t.bsky.social

This is where the conversation was first brought to my attention by the timeline. Why do I consistently walk into conversations at such confusing moments?

aug 11, 2025, 1:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joel Padgett @joelpadgett.me

The volcanus goatse crossover was epic.

aug 11, 2025, 2:16 pm • 1 0 • view