These strident posts from the government remind me of one of my many favorite bits of Monty Python—the guy trying to pay the plague dude to take away an old man protesting, “I’m not dead!” “He will be soon, he’s very ill.” “I’m getting better!” “No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.”
*whack!*
“I don’t want to go on the cart.”
I can’t take ‘im like that! ‘Sgainst regulations!
This pres--parrot is no more. He has ceased to be.
It was alive when you bought it.
Took a walking tour of old Montreal last night. Was super sad when our guide talked about how that very thing actually did happen in the 19th century and made zero MP references 😭