sorry i unfollowed you i don't have the budget for *two* exorcists
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You can borrow my DVD copy if you don't want to buy a second one just to keep on the shelf so guests don't think you're a scaredy cat
apr 27, 2025, 11:12 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
outside of you are two exorcists
apr 27, 2025, 10:38 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
if you'd budgeted for a psychic you'd have seen this coming.
apr 28, 2025, 12:12 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
The young one should be cheaper though.
apr 28, 2025, 5:21 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
I already explained that my services are free up front with a small consideration for a portion of your soul at such time that I determine appropriate. (A portion. Not the whole thing. I'm not greedy.) You nodded in agreement, so it's pretty much a legally binding contract.
apr 28, 2025, 5:22 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
π
apr 28, 2025, 11:26 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
If exorcists worked, you wouldn't be in everyone's feeds.
apr 27, 2025, 10:53 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Budget or grace?
apr 27, 2025, 11:04 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
but once you get two on site it really opens up how many folks you can get expunged and they don't charge hourly or nothin. Best case is the whole town has a curse cause they do the whole lot and half the time they don't ask for donation cause it was a sufficiently good deed or something.
apr 28, 2025, 1:55 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Make sure you don't get repossessed.
apr 27, 2025, 10:31 pm β’ 7 0 β’ view
:(
apr 27, 2025, 11:11 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Replaced by an ouija board, what a fate.
apr 27, 2025, 10:42 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
You should have gotten the package deal. You might have been able to afford both then π
apr 29, 2025, 12:37 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
And yet, I see at least 4 frittata chefs in the list.
apr 27, 2025, 10:43 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Lmao
apr 27, 2025, 10:46 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
4 - each of us needs a young priest and an old priest
apr 28, 2025, 9:00 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Well yeah that'd be an extracist
apr 27, 2025, 10:47 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
you did?
apr 27, 2025, 11:19 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I will never know what possessed you to do that.
apr 28, 2025, 5:45 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
You never followed me in the first place.
apr 27, 2025, 11:33 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Just throw some holy water around, you'll be fine. Problem solved
apr 28, 2025, 9:01 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Two exorcisms cancel each other?
apr 28, 2025, 2:09 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
But you get free pea soup so what exactly is the problem?!?
apr 28, 2025, 11:01 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
This is making my head spin.
apr 28, 2025, 12:46 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
We'll root for the other one.
apr 28, 2025, 12:46 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Apology excepted.
apr 28, 2025, 10:54 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Hey I do volunteer exorcisms as a side gig. π
apr 28, 2025, 9:43 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
luckily there is budget in our hearts for the one and only Jerry
apr 27, 2025, 11:00 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I hear Spirit Halloween is having a 2 for 1 sale soon; the second exorcist might not know Latin, but dammit do they try their best.
apr 28, 2025, 5:09 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
apr 28, 2025, 12:34 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
@jcsalterego.bsky.social where do you come up with these? In a restaurant or sitting on your balcony drinking a coffee? Some of these one-liners are really hill-areas, oops did I go over a mountain?
apr 28, 2025, 8:27 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
The power of Blog commands you! (sprinkles holy water)
apr 27, 2025, 10:32 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
OnlyPhan(tom)s
apr 28, 2025, 6:39 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
is this about me
apr 28, 2025, 12:13 pm β’ 15 0 β’ view
yes π
apr 28, 2025, 12:25 pm β’ 9 0 β’ view
Iβm easily compelled by the power of citrus. No exorcist necessary, just some limes
apr 27, 2025, 11:10 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
wtf you did unfollow me (lie)
apr 27, 2025, 10:30 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
Ah, but plenty of room for us deamons.
apr 27, 2025, 10:44 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I've now seen this post twice - several hours apart - and I don't even follow Jerry.
apr 28, 2025, 6:15 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
An old priest AND a young priest? In this economy?
apr 28, 2025, 3:44 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Strange that there are so many exorcists but very few current orcists.
apr 28, 2025, 12:42 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view