i'm like sherlock holmes if sherlock holmes lost a box of cinnamon rolls from between leaving the grocery and getting home
Replies
(*As Watson surreptitiously wipes caramel from his mustache*)
aug 22, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
My doorbell camera caught you in the act of "losing" your cinnamon rolls... right after you noticed they had raisins in them.
aug 23, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
“lost” sure…
aug 22, 2025, 2:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Jerry just crushing the cinnamon rolls and then being like "oh, no, where did they go?!?! Look, I'm even joking about it on bs!"
aug 22, 2025, 2:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Was it "lost" Jerry? I think not.
aug 22, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
"lost"
aug 22, 2025, 2:10 pm • 8 0 • view
do you have a watson available?
aug 22, 2025, 2:09 pm • 10 0 • view
depends. what're you doing today
aug 22, 2025, 2:09 pm • 14 0 • view
I don't think i'm qualified to investigate the case of the disappearing cereal. I've never done surgery during a clonial war.
aug 22, 2025, 2:10 pm • 4 0 • view
mfer said cereal. Its gonna be a long fucking day.
aug 22, 2025, 2:13 pm • 3 0 • view
yea you just disqualified yourself bro
aug 22, 2025, 2:15 pm • 5 0 • view
i'm gonna be super helpful looking for cinnamon rolls when i'm actually trying to find the box of cinnamon toast crunch. You can trust me man.
aug 22, 2025, 2:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Don't let that hold you back, survival rates for surgeries during most colonial wars were pretty low.
aug 22, 2025, 2:13 pm • 2 0 • view
I found the mozzarella I lost if you’re looking for an assistant with a score on the board. Seems I was looking in the wrong part of the fridge to start with
aug 22, 2025, 2:16 pm • 5 0 • view
If not, are you accepting applications?
aug 22, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
I think Toby the Bloodhound would be more useful.
aug 22, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Did you eat them? Did you slip into a fugue state and devour them, packaging and all?
aug 22, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
They're in the cart.
aug 22, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry, I ate those...
aug 22, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah, at last a mystery worthy of your keen intellect (derogatory)
aug 23, 2025, 1:23 pm • 1 0 • view
It was me, I stole them, it was all part of my master plan and now you will never find them hehe.
aug 22, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Have you checked your moustache and front of jumper for crumbs?
aug 22, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Another cinnamon caper!
aug 22, 2025, 2:15 pm • 1 0 • view
pete buttigieg?
aug 22, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
yes?
aug 22, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh Jerry. 🤦
aug 22, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Where did you leave them..?
aug 23, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
Nah, this is important work. Channel your inner Colombo and Kojak if needed.
aug 22, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 22, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Time to update the hot dog guy meme with a Jerry in a cinnamon roll costume
aug 22, 2025, 2:29 pm • 4 0 • view
what're you saying stephanie
aug 22, 2025, 2:31 pm • 3 0 • view
I lose hi chew between the grocery store and getting home alllllll the time, my car is like the Bermuda Triangle I swear
aug 22, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view
I lost some raw chicken once. It was pretty easy to find it a couple of days later, though the car never smelled the same.
aug 22, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 22, 2025, 3:00 pm • 2 0 • view
The task was elementary, Jerry.
aug 22, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Well that's disappointing.
aug 22, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Sherlock shop?!? Get real Jerry.
aug 22, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I hear SH was always doing that.
aug 22, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Have you checked your stomach, Mr Holmes?
aug 22, 2025, 6:26 pm • 5 0 • view
Try checking under the seats…or your tummy!!
aug 22, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
that’s why he has a Watson 🧐
aug 22, 2025, 2:13 pm • 2 0 • view
The Case of the Purloined Pastries. The Boomer granny behind you in the checkout did the old misdirection play, surely.
aug 22, 2025, 2:28 pm • 3 0 • view
it was watson. it's always those quiet ones.
aug 22, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
“Lost” means “ate” here, amirite Jerry?
aug 22, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm like Sherlock Holmes if Watson starts eating the Hound of Baskerville alive & Holmes catches him halfway & asks why start with the tail & Watson says Mrs Hudson wants the head & Holmes shushes the dog & Watson lies that this is a sandwich & wipes fluorescent mustard war stripes on his forehead.
aug 22, 2025, 2:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Mmmmm, dog head is the best part.
aug 22, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Look under the passenger seat
aug 22, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I lost a butternut squash that way one time
aug 22, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
I lost rhubarb this way just last week.
aug 22, 2025, 2:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe someone was stalking you
aug 22, 2025, 2:26 pm • 4 0 • view
this was the butternut squash I needed for Thanksgiving too.
aug 22, 2025, 2:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Mine was for a dessert I was making for last weekend. I had to pivot.
aug 22, 2025, 2:24 pm • 2 0 • view
HEB will always have more cinnamon rolls for you Jerry
aug 22, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Hold on lemme pull out my conspiracy board so I can connect some dots
aug 23, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view
"Lost" == "ate"
aug 22, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Lost, or eaten?
aug 22, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
maybe you left them at elementary
aug 22, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
You left it on top of the car when you drove off
aug 22, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Jerry is all of us
aug 22, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
You have appeased the fae folk, and shall be blessed with cinnamony body odor until tomorrow morning.
aug 22, 2025, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view