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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

if you're in line to crash out STAY IN LINE!

aug 27, 2025, 3:50 pm • 452 53

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social

So bossy, Jerry.

aug 27, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social

Who do I get to slap at the front Jerry?

aug 28, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Nilesh D Kapadia @nileshk.com

“better to crash out than to fash out” -Crash Bandicoot

aug 27, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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nigel @nigeloshea.bsky.social

yo I thought this fastpass was for the Indiana Jones ride ?

aug 28, 2025, 12:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

Sorry bailed got 15 hotdogs from Costco maybe next week

aug 27, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social

Jerry I did an early crash out a month ago it was SO much more convenient

aug 27, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joseph Miller @yosef52.bsky.social

Could I cash out instead? You still owe me $3K on that bet about who posts the lousiest content.

aug 27, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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isaiah (verified) @isaiahonbluesky.bsky.social

Is there any sort of fast pass available?

aug 27, 2025, 3:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social

too late. i'm down

aug 27, 2025, 4:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

*drags Elle off to the side*

aug 27, 2025, 4:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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KIMBLY💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social

I live here now Jerry

aug 27, 2025, 4:11 pm • 8 0 • view
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Deb Elias @sailebed.bsky.social

aug 27, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan Seitz @dseitz.bsky.social

Where's the line to crash mid

aug 27, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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maddie 🫧 @icantth.ink

The line for the women’s room is shorter

aug 27, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social

You’re not the boss of me!

aug 27, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gender Superposition @nonlocallia.bsky.social

I will crash out in line if I have to

aug 27, 2025, 4:00 pm • 10 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

hey no cutting

aug 27, 2025, 4:04 pm • 9 0 • view
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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social

On the golf course of crashing out, I always ask if I can play through

aug 27, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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zeu @zeu.dev

mom said it’s my turn to crash out

aug 27, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social

look I gotta crash out before my shift starts, okay, I don't have all day here

aug 27, 2025, 4:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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🌴 @unapologeticval.bsky.social

I’m cutting to the front!

aug 27, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

which line is the line to get immortalized as copypasta?

aug 27, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social

aug 27, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Part Of The Problem @partoftheproblem.bsky.social

I paid extra for the skip the line pass why am I stuck waiting in line

aug 27, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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G Wil @knapperdad.bsky.social

Please lose your shit in an orderly fashion.

aug 27, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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stefaniebean.bsky.social @stefaniebean.bsky.social

Sorry for the holdup, might take a few more days

aug 27, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝕄ρ @eatlemonypoop.bsky.social

Am I allowed to give people water that are still waiting in line to crash out?

aug 27, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Erinys, a Fury @erinys.uwu.lgbt

what if i'm online to crash out instead

aug 27, 2025, 3:51 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

STAY ONLINE!

aug 27, 2025, 3:52 pm • 6 0 • view
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Erinys, a Fury @erinys.uwu.lgbt

🫡

aug 27, 2025, 3:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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Julia DOESN’T WANT YOUR MONEY @booktweeting.bsky.social

it’s your Constitutional right

aug 27, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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I had a pony! saw Oasis and it was biblical @meghancolleen.bsky.social

I’m ungovernable sorry

aug 27, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view