We’re almost 50. Remember: running shoes are for walking now.
We’re almost 50. Remember: running shoes are for walking now.
*you’re* almost 50. I’m almost almost 50.
Right but there’s more mileage on your body from all the swing dancing.
Dammit, you’re right. I hate when you’re right.
You should’ve spent your 20s like me: on Vicodin, herniating discs