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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art

I got a haircut like two weeks ago and they no longer had a clipboard you signed before you waited, it is now an app, and I have never wanted capitalism to burn to the ground more than that exact moment

aug 27, 2025, 9:17 pm • 174 12

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art

"You don't need a remote, just install the app and pai-"

shut up, I'll kill you
aug 27, 2025, 9:20 pm • 257 37 • view
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Kronecker Delta @kroneckerdelta.bsky.social

The fact that it's borderline impossible to slowly adjust some appliances without a remote already bothers me.

aug 27, 2025, 9:28 pm • 17 1 • view
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Kurono @kuronocavalier.bsky.social

I love my air conditioner but it leaves precision adjustments to the app despite coming with a fucking remote

aug 27, 2025, 9:34 pm • 11 1 • view
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art

Please Soulless Venture Capitalists, Finance Me to start a company that makes Dumb Technology. No circuit boards. No screens. It has knobs and buttons and is so simple it will never fail and a monkey could fix it.

aug 28, 2025, 1:22 am • 91 11 • view
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Adelaide: Queen of the Fail Ojous @clownwhisper.bsky.social

I cannot believe that captialism genuinely turned me into a Luddite. I hate smart tvs, smart toasters, smart printers, smart dryers. I hate it alllll.

aug 28, 2025, 1:28 am • 20 0 • view
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VTNWesley @wesleyvtn.bsky.social

Yeah, "smart" and wifi features are the first sign the whole thing is a shitshow. It's AWFUL.

aug 28, 2025, 1:52 am • 9 0 • view
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Candy Corn Studios🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 @candycornstudios.bsky.social

Also because the security on all these “smart devices” is so ass, they’re often targeted by hackers to add to botnets and shit

aug 28, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Pants of Montgomery @montie-pants.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure my oven is smart and there's an app for it, but I prefer to turn it on and off manually, when I'm home. I've even un ai-ed my devices as much as possible. I still use paper lists written with a bic pen!!!

aug 28, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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0megabyte.bsky.social @0megabyte.bsky.social

I bought a sound bar for my tv. To get it to work on my specific television required it to access my WiFi… to get it to do that required an app I had to download to my phone to send it instructions. It had its own WiFi connection, but still needed a phone app to work. Infuriating.

aug 28, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
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E is me @ehansen.io

And create a login to our website to enable the AI features.

aug 28, 2025, 6:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Pharohman777 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @pharohman777.bsky.social

At least the haircut place I use has a website that you make your appointment on before arriving, then tells you when to come in.

aug 27, 2025, 9:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kenobi @fishyonekenobi.bsky.social

You mean you don’t want text messages at 7AM and daily emails?

aug 28, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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eachann.bsky.social @eachann.bsky.social

I don’t disagree in the slightest, but why do you have to sign in to get a haircut? Are they rationed where you live?

aug 28, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art

it's walk-in, the list keeps who is waiting in order, you can also request someone specific

aug 28, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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eachann.bsky.social @eachann.bsky.social

Ah, that makes sense. I’ve just never seen it- my local walk in just has a bench that you shuffle along in turn. 😬

aug 28, 2025, 11:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art

it's in a shopping center so you can sign in and then go do shopping if it's really busy and come back

aug 28, 2025, 3:33 pm • 0 0 • view