If this was the 1980s and the Pirates and Reds swung a particular trade, we'd 100% have a kickass poster with the words "CRUZ MISSILES" written on it and now that I've thought of it there isn't anything I want more in the world.
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Finding that poster in the bin at Sports Authority in 1993, between BASH BROTHERS and RUNNING OF THE BULLS has already been Mandela-effected into my memories.
aug 8, 2025, 1:18 pm • 2 0 • view
If you really do want that done, there's an artist in Montreal who does incredible baseball stuff. A family member commissioned her to do an Albert Belle painting a while back that turned out great. She's at: misstellier.etsy.com
aug 8, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
you could also put them in a fancy sports car wearing sunglasses with "CRUZ CONTROL"
aug 8, 2025, 1:23 pm • 4 0 • view
I was thinking of him on a fake ocean liner deck lounging with "C Cruz" now that he's on the Reds
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