The Swift-Kelce engagement is actually just a stress test of our communication infrastructure to make sure it can handle it when Donald Trump drops dead while sitting on a toilet midway through a Truth Social post.
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One can hope...
aug 27, 2025, 6:47 am • 0 0 • view
No way we’d know when this happens. It will be like the MASH episode where the General dies in Margaret’s tent & his aide tries to drive his body to the frontline. We can only hope that like in the show his limo wrecks on the way to wherever they would go & Trump ends up in the Potomac.
aug 26, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Tch, he can't even croak with originality--gotta be copying Elvis.
aug 26, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Covfefe
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 am • 0 0 • view
As the prophecy foretold 
aug 26, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
The night the "covfefe" tweet dropped I stayed up until 6am because I was convinced that's what had happened
aug 26, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh please oh please oh please
aug 26, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
aug 27, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
The important question about that second scenario is whether the staffer who finds him presses "send" or not.
aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Probably not. At that point they activate the "Weekend at Bernie's Protocol."
aug 26, 2025, 6:21 pm • 4 0 • view
Fake Donald can be with Fake Melanie forever. Ugh.
aug 26, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
This is the energy we need.
aug 26, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 6:21 pm • 2 0 • view
You are manifesting rn
aug 26, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
If he takes her last name the Conservative Internet will collapse into a black hole and I will happily sit back and watch
aug 26, 2025, 6:23 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m praying when it happens he accidentally goes live on TikTok.
aug 26, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I would have rather had that test first but at least now we know the internet can’t melt down.
aug 26, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view