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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

In today's newsletter: I quit Facebook recently. That caused Facebook to, quite literally, suggest that I seek help. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

Newsletter item i which i talk about quitting facebook, which caused facebook to send me a script asking if I'm OK and suggesting that I seek out mental health assistance. Newsletter item i which i talk about quitting facebook, which caused facebook to send me a script asking if I'm OK and suggesting that I seek out mental health assistance. Newsletter item i which i talk about quitting facebook, which caused facebook to send me a script asking if I'm OK and suggesting that I seek out mental health assistance.
aug 27, 2025, 5:19 pm • 50 5

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social

There's a third option, too. They don't actually care if you self-harm, but it's just to prevent a lawsuit, they send that message to anyone who sends a farewell message, no matter how innocuous. That they can't bother to understand the actual context of your message is how you know they don't care.

aug 27, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tip Keeping Bellhop @chaptal.bsky.social

Surely no one in their right mind would want to leave such a dynamic platform.

aug 27, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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rarubinmd.bsky.social @rarubinmd.bsky.social

Zuckerberg really should be starring in Alien Earth.

aug 27, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

All I can think is that some AI deal saw the word "wasted" and "life" and a few other things and it just scanned as some sort of dramatic farewell? I dunno.

aug 27, 2025, 5:22 pm • 15 0 • view
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Run The Nets @runthenets.bsky.social

I hate Zuck as much as anyone, but I suspect that the population of people who deactivate instead of delete accounts is overwhelmingly (young) people who are facing harassment/bullying and view that as a way to make it temporarily stop. In that context, the message makes a lot of sense.

aug 27, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social

Glad I left that hellsite three years ago.

aug 27, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Glonzo Mourning @glonzomourning.bsky.social

I think they just send these to elderly people who deactivate.

aug 27, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 0 • view