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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Apologies if this has already been litigated, but where are we re: whether the police horses fall under ACAB?

aug 29, 2025, 9:25 pm • 26 0

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Tip Keeping Bellhop @chaptal.bsky.social

They cannot give consent, so no.

aug 29, 2025, 9:28 pm • 5 0 • view
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Crab Wells @crabofdoom.bsky.social

Kind of my thinking, too: they're probably trained to be bastards, but they didn't ask for that treatment. Same with K9s, tbh. That animal is not 'friend-shaped' at all now, but it's still an animal & doesn't deserve violence unless in self-defense.

aug 29, 2025, 9:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tip Keeping Bellhop @chaptal.bsky.social

The horses? They’re trained or sought out to be chill so they don’t freak out in crowd control situations. I drive by their barn most days and they’re hanging out eating on the lawn.

aug 29, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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bring on the dancing horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com

i believe that horses and dogs are made to work against their will and we should give them a pass

aug 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 19 0 • view
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Phil Seiler @javamanphil.bsky.social

OTOH, you'd never convince a cat to be a cop so I think we all know what species comes out on top here.

aug 29, 2025, 9:30 pm • 10 0 • view
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Matt @mr3402.bsky.social

That's partly because when they did, the cat probably got run over... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acousti...

aug 29, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cardigan Enthusiast @cardiganenthusiast.bsky.social

Police dogs are an abomination and cruel for all involved.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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flyguy717.bsky.social @flyguy717.bsky.social

“All” seems like the important word here

aug 29, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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BevoOne @bevowon.bsky.social

Sweet Nell kissing Horse.
aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social

The question every Canadian child has to reckon with.

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Grateful Dean @grateful-dean.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social

APHAM (all police horses are marvelous)

aug 29, 2025, 9:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Johnny Yukon @johnnyyukon.bsky.social

I appreciate you are under enormous pressure to deny this fact but most horses are bastards, regardless of their employment.

aug 29, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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José Hernández Lagunes @jhernandezlagunes.bsky.social

My tort is: dinosaurs with glassy eyes at the behest of Neanderthals with glassy eyes are bastards.

aug 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Turpin @miketurpin.bsky.social

Major settled this in Chapter One. All animals are comrades.

aug 29, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jon Hickman @jonhickman.bsky.social

Heart says no, head says yes. Split jury on ACAB but it’s irrefutable that in the list of horses the police ones are the mad cunts. Like for real I’ve ridden horses that freak out at road markings but the riot horses be like “tear gas and bricks thrown at me whatever”. Hard bastards.

aug 29, 2025, 9:31 pm • 4 0 • view
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Spaghetti @spaghettibeaver.bsky.social

Checking my notes, I have: “the horses don’t but Paw Patrol does”

aug 29, 2025, 9:26 pm • 8 0 • view
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Spaghetti @spaghettibeaver.bsky.social

I’ve got my eye on those German shepherds. They seem to do it for the love of the game.

aug 29, 2025, 9:29 pm • 4 0 • view
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flyguy717.bsky.social @flyguy717.bsky.social

This made me laugh out loud

aug 29, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack Womack @jwomack.bsky.social

Coworker formerly in Students For A Democratic Society (SDS) once cheerfully told me "Black pepper. The horses hate it"

aug 29, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adam L. Cox @adamlcox.bsky.social

I submit that while police horses may not be cops, they are definitely jerks. Because they’re horses.

aug 29, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Adam Kellogg (he/him) @adambuckled.bsky.social

I say neigh. I’ll leave, it’s fine.

aug 29, 2025, 9:28 pm • 8 0 • view
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Seth Poho @sethpoho.bsky.social

What about those cats that work at police stations?

aug 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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St. John @frightwig.bsky.social

The cats just realized that the police station is a good place to get fed in exchange for doing nothing but lounging around all day.

aug 29, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view