Whenever it happens we'll be getting this for like five days before anyone admits the obvious.
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all the lackeys are going to be frantically writing a bunch of EOs and signing them with the autopen hoping they get out the door before the public finds out
aug 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
Tragedy today, as President Donald Trump was eaten by wolves.
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 4 0 • view
"It has now been six weeks since [donald trump] was torn to pieces by wild jackals, and the world is still glad to be rid of him."
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 1 0 • view
It would be the ultimate Friday news dump
aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 4 0 • view
Good point. It feels like they'll wait until right at the end of/after the Texas vs Ohio state football game to announce something like this actually.
aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Oasis’s first show in the states since 2008 could take on extraordinary historical significance.
aug 30, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
When Fox News changes its programming, we'll know something is up.
aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 3 0 • view
This lot being competent?!? Nah. It'll be like Death of Stalin. A farce where a bunch of people die. I put the over/under at six months. It'll be the most elaborate public toilet ever.
aug 30, 2025, 3:35 am • 3 0 • view
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numeria...
aug 30, 2025, 3:53 am • 0 0 • view
I think about what this regime's version of playing Swan Lake will be. What will Fox et al, switch to? Lee Greenwood, God Bless the USA on loop? Wrestlemania III? Phantom of the Opera? Kid rock yelling KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (infinity)? YMCA on a loop?
aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
I'm more worried about a "Dave" situation, with the impersonator already lined up and Stephen Miller stepping into the Frank Langella role...
aug 30, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
They'll be carting him around the golf course.
aug 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view