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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

They're seeing all of the speculation so they're gonna have him do a bunch of stuff he's really not well enough to do in order to show his vigor which will, in turn, cause him to drop dead. A death in Samarra situaish. Gonna be epic. bsky.app/profile/chad...

aug 30, 2025, 12:50 pm • 143 8

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Jeff Morford @highops.bsky.social

If he's so fit let's see him deadlift twice his weight with limited warm up.

aug 30, 2025, 1:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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MicroSoft Word Champion @incompetentweiner.bsky.social

Fingers crossed

aug 30, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlie Purcell @charliepurcell112.bsky.social

Maybe he will be struck by lightning like the minister in Caddyshack.

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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bmazing.bsky.social @bmazing.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peter Nincompoop @carcrashrecorder.bsky.social

I was thinking the same thing. We gonna have a Weekend at Bernie's president.

aug 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Martin Schneider @wovenstrap.bsky.social

It's Potemkin villages all the way down

aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brett Coughlin @coughlinbrett.bsky.social

Hey Craig, you were in my city of Chicago this week, is it a lawless, murderess wasteland like our President says it is?

aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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klausflouride.bsky.social @klausflouride.bsky.social

He really means to cheat at golf.

aug 30, 2025, 1:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social

Don't get my hopes up, Craig.

aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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rnmcd.bsky.social @rnmcd.bsky.social

Does that mean we'd actually get to see him drop? There isn't enough popcorn in the world...

aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Schmuck Schumer @schroedinger.bsky.social

pics or it didn't happen come the fuck on

aug 30, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view