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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

I am all for annoying him so much with death rumors that he finds it necessary to keep saying he's not dead every few days. Because that's real strength baby. bsky.app/profile/cono...

sep 2, 2025, 2:29 am • 395 42

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Tip Keeping Bellhop @chaptal.bsky.social

is he going to make it until then?

sep 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Charlie Purcell @charliepurcell112.bsky.social

He's going to fire Belichick

sep 2, 2025, 3:21 am • 1 0 • view
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jgregory.bsky.social @jgregory.bsky.social

My guess is he's going to announce he's invading Chicago

sep 2, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Big Brain @bigbrain1234.bsky.social

Yes. I’m alive. We are so back.

sep 2, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Blanche Hudson 🏳️‍🌈 @blanchehudson.bsky.social

He’s signing an executive order to release the Epstein files, on an undisclosed date, which will be very soon, sooner than any soon you’ve ever seen before, b’leeve you me

sep 2, 2025, 3:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike Hewitt @okgunner.bsky.social

🤣

sep 2, 2025, 2:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social

Check Chase in SNL weekend update. Caption is “this just in/generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead”
sep 2, 2025, 2:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social

World leaders start trolling him with constant, U DED BRO? texts

sep 2, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
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rnmcd.bsky.social @rnmcd.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social

Holy shit. He died. Again?

sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social

Like the footage we’d get from Cuba showing Fidel in a tracksuit waving his arms around in a hospital room.

sep 2, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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🔞 🔆 ally hub 🌈 @handle.invalid

yea except trump is bad

sep 2, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wolfgang VonMockery @vonmockery.bsky.social

It will be an epic Epstein diversion attempt.

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sep 2, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social

I keep saying this all has to be terrible for his image.

sep 2, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social

I almost want a red hat that says: “Make Miracle Max Use the Bellows Again”

sep 2, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view