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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

About to log on with my therapist. Anyone need me to bring up any special anxieties for them?

sep 2, 2025, 12:58 pm • 67 1

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John Ford @nomoredevil.bsky.social

I know your session is over, but one for your listeners: if I’m feeling better, why do I have to keep taking my meds and going to therapy. Seems like a racket…

sep 2, 2025, 2:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org

Yes.

sep 2, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

*Running my therapy session like talk radio* Me: So, Fred from Naperville says he's feeling his mortality lately and doesn't know how to process it. What do you say, Dr. Eric? Dr. Eric: This is highly inappropriate.

sep 2, 2025, 12:59 pm • 234 11 • view
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Gabe Lerman・ラーマン ゲイブ @gabelerman.bsky.social

youtu.be/jkYTpYxQGLc?...

sep 2, 2025, 1:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Update: Dr. Eric thought this was funny but then asked me if I joke online about this sort of thing as a means of minimizing my own anxieties. So I told him about that old tweet in which someone says "this totally owns" about awful things happening and I think I totally played myself by doing so.

sep 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 50 0 • view
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social

back when I was in therapy I mentioned (pre-Elon) Twitter in passing and quickly pivoted away, I could hear it backfiring in real time

sep 2, 2025, 2:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org

"Minimize them from where to where, exactly?" probably works in this scenario. Feel free to borrow it for next time.

sep 2, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Basically, I'm like 0-112 at therapy. Just constantly taking Ls.

sep 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 51 0 • view
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social

the Washington Generals of therapy has entered the chat

sep 2, 2025, 2:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social

Sounds like a small sample size issue. Try again next week, you're due!

sep 2, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Josh Inglis @propllrhead.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfsE...

sep 2, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andy Harris @k26dp.bsky.social

I would have said that I'm too anxious to minimize my own anxieties.

sep 2, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social

Damn, he cooked you, Craig.

sep 2, 2025, 2:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Big Daddy Drix 🏳️‍🌈 @bddrix.bsky.social

your therapist seems like he gets you, which is good

sep 2, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social

lol

sep 2, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Can you be, like, my online therapy lawyer? Like you log in with me to my sessions and explain to him when I'm deflecting and transferring vs. when I'm just being a regular internet-poisoned person?

sep 2, 2025, 2:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social

Guy putting his hand on another guys shoulder about to break some bad news
sep 2, 2025, 2:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dire Daugherty 👻🏴‍☠️ K.Err.🕸️🕷️ 🐈‍⬛🖤 @darryldaugherty.bsky.social

More of a comment than a question but spiders.

sep 2, 2025, 1:00 pm • 12 0 • view
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Dan Masterton @thisladdan.bsky.social

Feels like I could try this in couples counseling

sep 2, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eric B @fatheadx.bsky.social

Sounds like Dr. Eric wants a piece of the syndication

sep 2, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝕜𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕚𝕞 𓃠 @kuriva.im

There you have it, folks, Dr Eric says feelings of mortality are "highly inappropriate" and I guess Fred should learn to bottle everything up like the rest of us.

sep 2, 2025, 1:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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reo☠️ @httpreo.bsky.social

hey doc, first time caller, long time listener

sep 2, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bernie Langer @bernielanger.bsky.social

You just invented Frasier

sep 2, 2025, 1:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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calbear949.bsky.social @calbear949.bsky.social

dont forget the online poll...

sep 2, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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bmazing.bsky.social @bmazing.bsky.social

I'm worried I'm a bad person because I know I should be boycotting CBS because they caved to fascism but I keep my Paramount+ subscription active to watch Norwich City games

sep 2, 2025, 1:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jennifer Allison @jamanuscriptspa.bsky.social

Just the general anxieties are more than enough to fill the 50-minute hour, I would imagine. I feel kind of badly for therapists these days.

sep 2, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gina EmmGee @heytherapylady.bsky.social

We quietly huddle together looking like this 😵‍💫😳😵‍💫😳😬🫣 Amirite @holzl.bsky.social?

sep 2, 2025, 2:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social

Liverpool adding another transfer record attacker but no center back

sep 2, 2025, 1:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Good one. I'll put a word in on that.

sep 2, 2025, 1:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social

It's fine, we just need the famously always hurt Joe Gomez to stay healthy. It's fine.

sep 2, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cardigan Enthusiast @cardiganenthusiast.bsky.social

Ever since I saw Dan Marino tear his achilles and learned that they find it near the thigh, I have carried an undercurrent of anxiety about tearing my achilles.

sep 2, 2025, 2:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Stephanie she/her @ivanssister.bsky.social

oh no

sep 2, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charley. @charleyinkc.bsky.social

Next visit - can you ask your therapist how one should find a competent therapist? Are there good questions to ask during intake?

sep 2, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mets Chief @metschief.bsky.social

I’m sending a long list

sep 2, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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2findout.bsky.social @2findout.bsky.social

Yeah why am I afraid to get my hair cut?

sep 2, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alison 🍉 🌻 @ggreeneyes1975.bsky.social

I'm saving my list for Friday when I see mine.

sep 2, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view