that is hilarious!
Well the day is young….
😭
I hear a small bird in the forest. Oh it's a CUCKOO
This person is delusional and scary in how ignorant they are.
You truly are stupid.
They're always so ignorant and delusional. It would be laughable if it weren't for the fact that someone is inevitably going to repeat this lie. 😡
This is ridiculous! Bird flu is requiring all chickens in affected farms to be culled. Fewer birds means less chicken on your plate and fewer eggs - ergo, the continuing rise in prices.
Someone who failed their science class at the very basic level.
Cant fix stupid.
😡
I think we’re neighbors. Kidding. But I do live in one of “those” places. The gullibility of some otherwise reasonable people when it comes to maga.
FFS
They are insane.
FFS, the human race is doomed 😳
Don't worry this doom seems to be focused to the human race in the United States. The rest of the world seems to be a bit better.
God, I hope so 🙏
Wow...has someone done a wellness check on this person. I am concerned for their safety and others.
This person obviously has the brain of a chicken. I feel sorry that he has to live with himself for the rest of his life.
My chickens are smarter than that.
These Q Anon twats are crazy beyond belief!!
Ignorance used to be bliss. Nowadays it’s suicidal.
This is the type of response that makes you certain that for a significant portion of the population.There is no coming back.
Exactly. A lot of the damage to the country will be permanent.
How many of those type of comments are coming from real people, though?
Indeed
We need to start quarantining disinformation spreaders for public health reasons.
Or maybe the paper shouldn't give a wink to these people. Just saying...
Got a live one
Right, either a bot or someone unlikely to pass a drivers test.
I’m believing they are real
I see what you have to work with now. Sorry dear.
😳
That is (I’m almost 100% certain) a Chinese/Russian AI misinformation bot comment. Facebook is so full of crap like that.
These imbeciles give themselves away every time by using the term "jab." I guess they can't spell vaccine?
“Inoculation” isn’t much easier, either 😂
Words are hard. Words and maths.
😂😂😂
😂 lol
Omfg.... how do these people reach voting age without mistaking poop for chocolate pudding?
Who says they didn't..?
😂😂😂 Good point!
🤣🤣
Why do we still allow stupid people to vote?
I keep asking that.
(it's 'cause racists used to employ a "poll test" to keep Black citizens from voting down South so modern progressives think any imposition of even a short civics test in advance of voting is some new attempt to reduce turnout among African-Americans. they're stuck on that and won't release it.)
Thank you, I really needed a laugh today.
Fortunately, not all Missourians are conspiracy theorist nut jobs who refute science and stand by while TB, measles, and even bird flu are on the rise.
Holy lunacy!
So, the govt now in power - Trump?
Further proof that humanity is a failed experiment. We are so fucked.
Maybe if enough MAGA folk continue to gettin' their sciencin' like this fella did, there might be a Darwinian solution for the rest of us after all.
One can hope.
Did anybody ask this gullible fool to show evidence of all the crap he’s spewing online?
That's my question also. You slash, rip, tear and burn then give us no proof. I WANT RECEIPTS!!!
This is disinformation. Ignore. Learn the truth. Talk louder.
Well the government is now Trump's government so put the blame on him. As Truman once said "The Buck Stops Here"
I can see the spittle on the paper, too.
They are just so dumb and gullible. How sad.
I hope they get the measles, polio, and tuberculosis, because we almost wiped out those diseases..
MO needs better education. Whew.
Trump loves the ignorant and stupid.
Someone needs to ask him why Trump would let them do this.
🤦♀️
Does he...know who's in charge right now?
still raging on about covid? bit out of touch are they?
this one wins the "so stupid it makes me squint" award.
Holy crap 💩. Not surprised 😮
OMG 🤦♂️
We expect this from MAGATS.
yikes,
Response by rfkjr?
This is the commenter.
Missouri, folks. It is a lapse in the educational system, or a psychological tendency to be fearful, or… what?🤷🏻♀️ I can’t politely word the third possibility.
#3, loud as hell
boomer lead poisoning
Makes me think of the lyrics to that '81 tune by The Kinks... "Paranoia, the Destroyerrr..." 🎵🎵
People will believe anything. Humans are dumb animals
Why did you black out the name?
It must be terrible to be trapped in that bog of anger and suspicion. It is a mental health crisis affecting entirely too many people.
does he have tin foil hat
That person is evidently right out of their mind! Just NUTS!
Y’all know that the drugs required to live in this kind of fantasy are very dangerous…
JFC 🙄🤢
Kookoo Nuts!
What a complex scheme. But will the government do to lure me if I’m an antivaxxer AND a vegetarian??? Or if I just don’t eat chicken 🤔?
They "gotcha" with glyphosate already, "forever chemicals"( runoff from Teflon, fire fighting foam production) Wisconsin groundwater is deeply affected in farm country from that alone, in addition to factory animal farm issues as well.
Lack of education at its best! God help you all!
Wow! Speechless. I am without speech.
you have speech. You just don't have speech that can meet that level of stupid...
Why would you go to that length to give people vaccinations? Weird.
This is what we’re up against. Pure insanity.
Obviously some basement dweller with no job, no formal education and access to the interwebs....
Loco
Every time I see an article about the price of eggs, I answer with: Thanks #Trumpflation!🤬🤬🤬
The crazy being crazy.
Ugh. 😑
Did they say why Trump would want to do that?
Who comes up with this shit?
Was there a reply from the editor? Or author?
Sounds like RFK Jr's brain worm has found another.homr
Ok, if true, then why is Trump doing this to her?! He must be stopped.
They are brainwashed by war propaganda.
🙄
Using the word “jab” is a sure sign it’s a maga moron.
It’s actually common usage in the UK though.
I was thinking this person sounds like they are from the UK. American vernacular usually uses “shot” rather than “jab”.
Did not know that, but unfortunately I know some MAGAs and that’s what they called the Covid vaccine. 💉
Very well could be either. The unfortunate fact is we have MAGA everywhere. Oof.
Fucking nut jobs
Leaves you breathless. Now that Trump is in charge, why hasn’t he fixed it???
Wait! Weren't all birds drones?
Only the pigeons.
Ah!
Wearing their tinfoil hat as they typed it
Ayee! The crazy!! It burns!!!
How to say "I'm a science denier" using carton science to prove science is wrong.
Its British sarcasm?
😬
Omg, where do these people get this stuff!
Oh brother.
The billionaires bought the MSM and social media. Then they used it to program the simple-minded who can’t discern facts from lies. Billionaires are the problem.
You can't fix stupid, and you can't even reason with it.
You can't fix stupid with duct tape, but I bet you can make it quieter.
I’d like to test that theory. I have LOT of duct tape.
Just imagine if you could harness the power of moron? We could run the world off a single farm.
🤦♀️
Bloody hell😂😂
What the AF is this?
Wild!
Wow just wow
I see, sniffing glue still a big problem out there
🤦♂️ that same person fails to realize their dear leader is now in charge of the government.
There was a time when traditional media had "editors" & fact checkers. What the right wing calls "Censors." They scream "elitist" If not giving a crap about what Basement Bubba says about science & things they know nothing about, call me elitist. They can't even lie with showing their idiocy.
Wackadoo will likely get a high position with The brain worm guy...
Stupid is as stupid does
A nation so ignorant deserves to fail.
I don't think they vaccinate chickens... At least not with an injection, maybe additives in their diet? If that works? If it was worth the $ to vaccinate them they wouldn't be culling them by the millions...
That's crazy indeed!!! 🤪
Honestly if someone was ok with spouting such nonsense and providing their name you could honor their wishes. 😁
This is a very uneducated person getting their info from one source in 30 second sound bites. That is some convoluted and distorted thinking. A paid troll or 3 personality disorders in a trenchcoat.
Guess this is what you get when you aren't educated and what those people are passing off as science is nowhere near real science.
Isn’t that pitiful, the indoctrination is complete with that person. It’s profoundly sad to me.
😘🤯🤦♀️ why, why are people this stupid?
That's a good reason not to read that local newspaper.
So, is this the latest conspiracy theory being shoved down maga throats?
First I've heard of it. This might simply be the local village idiot spouting off.
Could be… but these idiocies have to start somewhere I guess. RFK Jr. will probably be launching an investigation any minute now…😏
🤦
I think you blacked out the wrong part.
Omg that old familiar crazy is coming back. I can’t . Not again.
So stupid. There was a news story in N Illinois about a chicken farmer in S Wisconsin who had to euthanize his entire flock, as they were sick with bird flu. Another one in N I'll, too
It's easier & cheaper to kill chickens, than to vaccinate them...
Oh man, you just came up with job for this administration when they are prosecuted for treason and stealing and lying and….
Maybe move, probably. Definitely move.
We gotta fight!💪🏽💪🏻💪🏿💪
I feel the stupid sweeping across the country daily, like a dense fog of doom.
Wow. That person needs to unplug and step outside.
Where do they get this crap from?
The dumbassery runs deep.
That individual is paranoid AF
Too stupid for words isn’t it?
None so blind…
We have serious deficits in common sense, critical thinking skills, and metal illness attention in this country.
Being even slightly intelligent is a curse. I don’t want to be MAGA stupid but somewhere in between where I can still convince myself that everything is going to be okay.
I often envy the bliss of ignorance. Alas.
Ask your Dr for " bat shit crazy pills"😉 Do not operate machinery of any sort.
I knew trump and the retardacons were trying to kill us
A sad comment. Even with the evidence, people choose to believe such nonsense.
So stupid!
This person should HOPE for something other than the DNA they are built from. 🙄
So, it is tRump's fault?
And they would've got away with it, if it wasn't for Scooby and those darn kids...
These people are so brainwashed there really is no hope. There is no intervention at this point.
Is a conspiracy theory a sign of paranoia ? Or do we all really need tin foil hats.
How ridiculous. The gov’t already took care of the mRNA jabs for the non-compliant via chemtrails. Everyone knows this.
I just learned this today. Who knew the pilots were in on the conspiracy? /s
😹
Wow, someone drank too much of the crazy punch!
Wowzers
Omfg. Their stupidity is contagious among them 🤬
Dude what? The knot they’ll wind themselves into for a fucking conspiracy theory is wild. I bet Q told them that.
Jeeeezzzzus!
Jinx!
And eclipses used to result in human sacrifices to ward off evil. Didn't make them right either.
Wow that’s some serious twilight zone stuff…
How did they find out?!
Try being on backyard chicken groups on FB, they are absolutely CRAZY!! So many deniers, so many truly stupid. Anyone that shows any concern about HPAF is hounded by a maniacal horde.
I would have commented that they should call Trump and complain about his handling of the flu. Remind them over and over that Trump is at the helm and failing us
There is also the largest measles outbreak in 30 years in Texas and TB outbreak in Kansas. We are on our own. We no longer have Public Health in the US.
You gotta block those fools like yourkryptonite
Jesus Christ if stupidity killed people, our problems would all be solved. Deport maga.
Where to? I assure you that no-one else wants them.
Mars maybe?
Perfect!
The middle of the Atlantic ocean
I approve this message.
Deport to a “Shithole Country” and bring those people here. They’ll work a lot harder and love it here vs destroying it.
Exactly.
Into outer space on a one way only ticket
OMG. Is there any hope?
These are the weak minds that have been poisoned by decades of conspiracy theories on the Internet.
It has to be an AI troll—it used the word “salacious.”
Don’t you think an AI would probably have used it correctly though? To me this looks like a dumb person trying to seem smart.
Not necessarily. AI will do what it's told to do by those who configure it. One can instruct the AI to make intentional errors in the output to make AI-generated content seem more human. My example is very rudimentary. An actual psy-op will be much more sophisticated.
Interesting
I’ve been recording the price of eggs on my TikTok bc someone who claimed to love me very much said they voted for T bc of the price of groceries. The comments have been wild. Ranging from calling me fat to threatening to report me to ICE
You should do the price of popular meds for seniors. Insulin has gone up from $6 a month to $80/ month.
I’m also a diabetic. I opted not to do meds bc it seemed too personal. Also the person who “loves me” specifically said groceries… also doing meds makes me too fucking sad.
I'm sorry you have to deal with that
If you’d like to watch my tik tok is jessabelle306 I post every Monday or Tuesday
And all I’m saying is the date how long Trump has been in office and the price of eggs
Sounds like your point is hitting home and they don't like it!
The GOP has never liked facts.
www.npr.org/sections/the...
reality has a well-known liberal bias
🎯👏🏻🫡 🤜🏻🤛🏻 Truth Will Free US! 🙏🏻💙💪🏻🇺🇸⚖️🗽☮️
F ing insane. Keep it up! Good for you :-)
What complete f*ckery!
Clearly eggs have an anti-American agenda and should be deported. 😆
Ha ha! Yes. Deport those commie hens!
When are they going to realize that the so-called Deep State needs them alive to work for pennies to support their Trumpian Empire? 😂
Everyone reading this comment:
Unfortunately there is no vaccination or cure for stupid. Just Darwinism, and that’s gonna take a long time. However, if pandemics continue, it might speed up that process. 🤷🏻♀️
North Alabama intellect
#MAGA Had Better Wake The Heck Up! THERE ARE REAL THREATS From Trump and Musk - To EVERYONE - Including ALL MAGA-and ALL MAGA Families! MAGA Needs To, "Stand Down", and SAY THEY WON'T THREATEN The Good People Trying To Help Get Rid of #SEXOFFENDER #CONVICT #TRUMP and #MUSK! Americans First! 🇺🇸
They really manage to warp their brains into turning everything into a conspiracy, rather than face the truth. What a sad way to live.
Wow, just wow. I think that this guy deserves a first class ticket to Russia!
They do realize that they are the Government now right?
💙
😂❤️
Way too much logic in your question. I saw a woman interviewed before election, saying her #1 issue was the constitution, and she didn't like the way the government mandated masks, stay at home, etc during Pandemic. So she was voting for Trump.
This
No. That goes against the narrative.
Presumably this is all the Derp, er, Deep State that Trump just hasn't gotten around to getting rid of yet.
But it’s a secret deep state program. They just have to hope Elon finds and fires those responsible for the clandestine chicken jab directive before they get vaccinated against their will by their Chicken McNuggets or an Egg McMuffin.
🤣
How do we combat this level of stupidity? I want to work towards uniting us again as people but when 30% of us have become this gd stupid it makes it really hard.
Whatever you do don't tell them egg shortages are older than Covid19 and "the jab" www.npr.org/sections/the...
Bless their heart. Learnin is hard.
I’m not sure if this is more Russian manipulation or if people are really that insane
I live in rural MO as well. Unfortunately this paranoia runs rampant. Although I do believe they were heavily influenced by all the Russian propaganda they ingested along with their ivermectin during Trump v.1 & early covid. People I used to love and respect (family) have lost their minds. It's 🤬💔
I'm seeing tons of "international" social media paid advertising and new accounts right now - nearly all conservative/MAGA with misspellings. huge money and manpower behind them. They're targeting liberals.
I think it’s many things. The decades long attack to weaken public education created enough gullible Americans that they finally believe the Russia propaganda.
I don't even know anymore. I just know everything is bad and I'd like it to stop.
as a lover of conspiracy theories, they were more fun when the most prominent ones were largely weird, mostly fun, isolated instances of shit like ufos and gators under new york city.
its' straight from alex jones wat3rm370n.tumblr.com/post/7718805...
People really are that insane. It’s reinforced at their churches, and everywhere else.
That is serious truth. I’m actually a regular church attendee and our congregation is relatively educated & progressive. However, holy shit, the brainwashing that goes on in Bible thumping evangelical churches.
American Citizens are by and large Imbicilic Morons Knuckle Dragging Numbnuts. USCB 99.510,000 Million Americans over 18 and under 65 years have at worst a Ged at best a Highschool diploma as the maximum of their education achievement. According to the above Statistics Service. Most vote Republican
You won’t get pushback from me
Ah but colleges are indoctrinating us to be woke! It's sad how being educated is looked down upon by so many now. We are living Idiocracy.
36% of the American population have a 3rd level Degree. USCB 48%of the Irish population have a 3rd level Degree. CSO Britain 48.9 % of it's population have a 3rd level Degree. ONS 🇮🇪🇪🇺
What. Educated. 99.510,000 Million Americans over 18teen and under 65 years. Have at worst a Ged at best a High-school diploma as the maximum of their education achievement. Most vote Republican. United States Census Bureau. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
While education is certainly an issue here, it is important to note that, financially, higher education is not feasible for a large and growing segment of our population. I am 46 and still have student loans (and a master's degree.)
Trinity University in the City of Dublin. Education fees for Medical Professionals. Will not put qualified students into a life of Penury. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
Great, but people who can't afford college likely can't afford to pack up and leave the country either. Plus emigration is quite difficult. Last I checked, most countries don't want us unless we have some professional skills to offer. I have a child entering college soon and am looking into options.
Professional class and Craftsmen trained in Ireland have never found it difficult entering the United States of America. Most return home. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
I am not talking about traveling, I am talking about being permitted to live, work, and go to school in another country where you are not a citizen. It's not just a matter of getting a passport and plane ticket. Also, do you really want Americans coming to live in Ireland?
January 2025. 6000 American citizens. Became Irish Citizens. Along with many thousands from all Countries. They've been here for 5 or more year's integrating. Some becoming more Irish than the indigenous Irish population. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
Someone once confidently told me antibiotics kill their immune system and then got mad when I told them no. They work in a grocery store and get their news/information from Andy Ngo and Matt Walsh. People are definitely capable of being that suggestible and mean about it when they get to be dicks.
Both can be true
Both
This is the product of 1) education that doesn't emphasize critical thinking, 2) authoritarian parenting, and then 3) marinating the brain in Facebook and Fox News for 15 years. People, we have our work cut our for us.
Don’t forget the Miller Light in that brain marinade
🤣
Absolutely room for both to be true.
I always assume nefarious bots, it helps me sleep at night.
People are really this stupid and insane. I don’t know how long the USA can/should stay together when large swaths of the population embrace ignorance and stupidity.
With the amount of energy required to develop that conspiracy theory, I vote for "yes".
agree
You live in a World where truth is optional and the cult of Trump has removed all respect for media. Local or national. The only news they believe is from Facebook and X
Only news they Believe is Fascist/Propaganda LIES/Attacks on Truth By🐍☠️:GOP/FOX/Putin/Russia/China -All Designed to Distract/Divide The People to Weaken FACTS & OUR: Trust/UNITY/Security/Resolve/NATION for Criminal OLIGARCHS/FASCISTS/GOP to Abscond w/All Our Power/Money/Liberty/Freedom/Sovereignty!!
These people have lost all sense of reality. They live eternally online inside paranoid riddled conspiracy bubbles. They are so detached from reality it makes them incredibly dangerous.
Should've displayed the name of this vile, low information idiot.
The MAGAs and the like want to be lied to. They actively want a world that is not real. If presented facts, they conjure lies. It's what they want.
They want the truth to be completely abolished.
And this is why the human race is doomed.
Someone’s tinfoil hat is slipping …
The nile is a river in Egypt…
absolutely INSANE. I mean, I can't even connect the dots between birds having INFLUENZA and apparently "forcing" COVID shots.
Because it starts with the claim that birds don't have influenza and then ties that to "Covid was a hoax and the vaccine was the REAL danger"...
I do get that. When was the vaccine supposed to kill us all, again? I noticed I'm still breathing.
I think she’s saying they will vaccinate the chickens and then when people eat the chicken they will be vaccinated against their will. I grew up around there so I speak crazy.
Wait...we don't EAT our vaccines! How is that supposed to work?
Actually, I am old enough to remember when the polio vaccine was Administered orally on a sugar cube
It doesn't have to make sense.
Some vaccines are orally administered so that isn't completely off base, though it still makes no sense!
Me too...sadly.
And no doubt lol will have tracking chips in it too so gov can track you! :S - they forget they each have a cell phone tracking their every movement & activities 24/7 duh
😂 Thanks for the giggle in the middle of reading the insanity.
Abysmally stupid, thy name is MAGA. 🙄
Wack-a-doo!
You keep using this word, salacious. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable 😉
😁😀😆🤣😂
They think misinformation is sexy.
They REALLY like eggs. 😳