Our Swedish far right government does the same. A family gets up to 40 000 USD to leave the country. The tickets home are paid for aside of the money above. They have a close relationship with the GOP.

The difference is….Trump won’t pay. He says he will, he flat out lies. Why is Sweden suffering far right assholes in govt? I knew they existed but I thought Sweden was more egalitarian.

I don’t think he lies anymore. He seems to have no boundaries.

You…don’t think…TRUMP LIES ANYMORE? I’m guessing you are not American & therefore are not paying attention to US politics? Trump lies. All the godamn time. As a serial rapist he has no boundaries, as a prescription speed addict, he has no boundaries, as a narcissistic psychopath, no boundaries.

I am keeping up with things but what scares me is not his lies. He’s cruel, shameless and bold. He uses desinformation and money to make the poor support the richest. I could see this coming on FB 2016-2020. Couldn’t you?

No. He’s pretty outright. Does everything he said.

So he knows he's ice, doj and illegal gangs kidnapping and trafficking people is going to blow up in his face at the courts so now he's trying this scam

And where is all this money coming from to pay migrants to leave the country and women to have more babies?

Really, really would like to see how that process works! A TSA person hands you $1,000 in cash as you board a plane? 😂😂😂

Guess DOGE will just pilfer Social Security to pay for it?

This may be the one means of deportation he’s proposing that’s humane and likely constitutional. I seriously doubt it’ll get many takers, although I might be wrong.

Volunteering for this means identifying yourself and possibly outing family and friends. I'm not sure vulnerable people would/should trust this administration to uphold their end of the bargain.

Hell no. I mean, really, it’s a pittance that would only work for a relative handful of cases. On the face of it, there’s no harm, but we all know that this administration never operates in good faith, so I suspect there’s a horrible catch, they won’t pay, and few will volunteer.

Trump is famously known for following through on paying out

Trump is controlling OUR money. Congress should be doing this. Taxation without representation

Only Monday...

He is paying with Sorros $$???

I self-deported to Canada a few months ago. Can I still get the money? 😑

Take us with you!

“Making Racism Laughable Again”

Exactly which spending bill would he get the $ from? Congress has the power of the purse NOT Orange Grand Wizard

Does anyone else think that if he offers a 1000 dollars to them, they have to reveal their address or bank accounts to get it and then they can grab them easily and never pay them? I mean, I for one don't think that any people are that stupid.

Omg, even the headline. Can you imagine having to even write that line?

Jobs are torn away from American workers because of trump who now wants to pay migrants to leave? He's insane.

Ugh I’m shopping for plane tickets now. Can a black guy get in on this?

Ehhh, this one thing isn't that bad. I feel like this maybe only one shade dumber than the IRS telling you to pay taxes on income you stole or made from illegal activities.

I got my two dolls Jess, maybe he'll throw in a couple of tacos for Cinco de Mayo.

And they say they are combating waste fraud and abuse. If you were in this country.And your visa was up and you were planning on going back home what would you do

Ya that check is NOT coming folks

So, according to maga’s varying estimates, roughly $5-10 trillion, and it will cost the US tax revenue on top of that. How fiscally conservative.

it’s fiscally conservative once you understand that no one who self-deports will ever see a dollar of that money.

They deal in lies.

Alt Text: Trump deplaning Unsourced Headline says white house offers money to migrants who deport themselves.

We sure are!

I'll take $1M please... I'll be out faster than an immigrant running from ICE!

You’re selling out too cheaply. It takes $5M to settle in most other countries today. Being an expat is not inexpensive. Choose your country carefully since you will pay taxes back to the US for 10 years too. Pick a low tax country. 😉

Whatever it takes to make the country whiter—including bankrupting said country.

The biggest joke on US !

Do you think if we started a go fund me account, we could raise enough money to get him to self deport,

No but maybe we can get someone with a good aim.

Of course...stupidity just breeds more stupidity.

And this is somehow cost effective? He is throwing money everywhere for stupid reasons. Why doesn’t he just move to Dubai and die in a gold-laden glory. Please do is all a favor and croak.

We could end this with just one banana peel on those stairs.

I hear they’re gettin $2200 a piece, a stay at any Hilton or Marriott hotel, free health care, an EBT card, car rental for a week & a subscription to NatGeo for 1 year! While people in NC are only gettin $750. MAGA is exhausting.

and we're only 105 days into the stupid imagine what happens at day 225. Mr John Glaser wrote a story about the stupids

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Immigrants, don’t take the bait!

If we offered HIM money would he deport himself?

we're living in a “what the fuck” daily déjà vu

How much? If the price is right I'd be happy to move to Latin America. Mexico has an amazing president!

I think Ana Navarro is on to something: 😳😂😂 decider.com/2024/10/14/t...

It is

Does anyone know where I can order a steel I-beam? The stupid from this administration makes banging my head against a brick wall ineffective.

Sounds costly. Make sure you check for country of origin before purchase so that you can predict the tariff charge on delivery. 🙈🙉🙊

Every person in South and Central America should send him an invoice for $1,000.

Oh my, I think it will take a lot more than a $1000 to get Orange Julius to leave, but it would be nice if he would take advantage of that one. He could go to Russia!

Don't do it!!!

I've been following you for awhile now, and I really really appreciate everything you're doing 🫶. I want to help. I'm tired of watching my red state die so that a few politicians may buy their 3rd houses, and I'll never be able to afford 1. How do I get involved to help?

He is so free with The people’s money…

How about they get a refund for the Medicare and Social Security payments they've been making?

MAGA, did you get that 1,000 bucks for 2 dolls at Christmas....or were you shafted by Republicans again?

11 million undocumented * $1000, 50 million women of child bearing age * $5000 and billions to keep Elons companies in business. I’d say Trump has the Waste part of the waste fraud and abuse under control.

It's a TRAP.

failed policy by a twice failed president Trump is a loser

lol. Sure. ‘hey… just deport yourself to some foreign country. we don’t care which. When you get there, send us your address. we’ll send you a check. promise.’

Given that ICE doesn't care if it deports US citizens or not, maybe this is a way to get the USG to fund my next trip to Costa Rica.

Truly

1. Deport yourself 2. Collect your money 3. Sneak back into the country 4. Repeat Infinite money glitch!

Let me get this straight: Now the Trump admin is using taxpayer money to give petty cash to undocumented immigrants?

During WW II, approx. 109,000 non-citizens served in the US Armed Forces. Over 100,000 received naturalization for their service. Additionally, over 300,000 foreign-born individuals served in the US Army. The Congressional Medal of Honor Society lists at least 757 foreign-born CMOH recipients.

So h*ckin desperate. They're so sad but like with guns and facemasks so it's impossible to feel bad.

Citizens can't be deported, and immigrants can't deport themselves. Does this word have any meaning anymore?

TWITLER. Jess help this go viral.

A paltry $1000 to leave? Slap six more zeroes on that figure and I’ll leave for Amsterdam tomorrow. And no, I’m not paying US taxes anymore either. $1000. Pfft. Art of the deal, my ass. 🙄

Anyone have any ideas on how we can quantum leap ourselves out of this timeline?

I think this is a pretty solid admission that 1) there aren’t as many undocumented criminals here as he said there was, 2) that ICE can’t meet the absurd quotas they’ve been given, and 3) this regime has no idea how much anything in the real world costs.

That won't even cover the cost of the flight. They are so out of touch. They really do see only $$$ signs. So F**KING stupid

How depressing would it be if we were actually living in the best possible timeline?

This feels super-efficient-y.

Does Congress know that Trump is spending money that they need to authorize? More importantly, does Congress even care?

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Imma deport myself to Italy for 2 weeks during shoulder season and get PAID 🤑

Offset by golden passports and visas?

How much money for Trumpy to go to Russia?

Of course the problem is that when people try to even let the government know they’re leaving, they risk getting sent to his concentration camps.

They'll use the proof that you're self-deporting as a confession that you're here illegally, or that you're against them, then ship you off to El Salvador, where all you'll ever see is the back of the guy shackled in front of you. No check. Ever. A self-round-up scheme so ICE doesn't have to do it.

These are the same assholes who complained incessantly about Biden giving immigrants free cell phones and hotel rooms.

They spend more than that, coming here

Let’s start a gofundme to get him to leave.

He wants those still under the radar to come forward so ICE can scoop them up more easily. They will never see a dime and not be able to 'self-deport'. It's the carrot on a stick ploy.

We had the same in the UK when the Conservative government were desperate to deport someone, anyone, to Rwanda

NYC buys a one-way ticket for any asylum seeker who wants to leave the country.

How about citizens who want out? You paying us?

Trump doesn't know where you are. So: (1) Admit you are here illegally, (2) tell us where you are, and (3) promise to self-deport, and we will give you cash money. By step 2, ICE can now find you and deport you and save Trump the grand. Plus, good publicity! And the cruelty is a bonus!

Those steps could be very slippery…….. would be darn shame….

Don't hold your breath...he will deport them with 0 dollars..its a f n trap!! Don't believe anything this orangutan says...trap..watch out y'all...

1000 bucks 😆😆😆😆 take it, go to Tiwana eat some tacos and come back.

Hahahahaha!

How much is Trump paying? I’ll consider his offer, if it’s realistic compensation.

Like anyone in their right mind would trust him to pay a debt

How many times can they claim their prizes?

😱😱😱is this the truth?

As a federal employee, my question is are the Republicons calling it, Encrucijada ?

Bizarro world

"I've deported myself 38 times this month!"

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It was #MelaniasIdea.

Its a trap.

What's the source of this bounty? Because I don't recall Congress passing a law...

🙄 No need to pass a bill when they can sign an EO by the brain in the WH. 🤦‍♀️

Maybe Melania will take him up on the offer. She's proved she'll do anything for money 💰

Trump is missing out on what could be his biggliest grift of all time. Lots of us would chip in to see him leave.

Where’s the laughing icon? 😂

I hope Elon takes the money, along with Marco. Buy bye!

Make Elon an offer!

And when an immigrant raises their hand, they're kidnapped to El Salvador. If I was an immigrant, there's no chance in hell I'd believe them.

Melania: "I vill take it! As long as is hundreds of millions. Euros, not worthless dollar."

They have all this money to throw around, but not for healthcare, Medicare, Social Security, school lunches, or Medicaid?

Imagine if Biden or Harris did that! Remember, half the country has below average intelligence. It just so happens the vast majority of them are Trump supporters.

I'm calling it "a time of self-destruction." I won't be surprised by all the sins we see in the world, especially here, that God is thinking of sending another flood to this planet. Maybe we need a complete clean-up of the human race.

Or the most racist, same thing.

You can’t make this stupidity up.

Uh

I’m sure he’ll pay up. He’s famous for that.

What about Missouri Senate Bill 72? That's some crazy stuff, I don't see how anyone that could possibly represent me would think that's how I want to treat even an illegal Immigrant...

The party of fiscal responsibility AmIRight....

What’s the offer for citizens? Asking for myself.

One properly directed bomb during a Cabinet meeting ...

Taking a page out of history. Make them work for you or pay then to leave their own land. 🖕🏻

Them*

Wait ..

Innocent people being forced to leave, while the USA is under attack by the felon Trump and his felon accomplices! Really do not see law enforcement standing up for the laws and letting Maga commit more crimes! No free country if this criminal Maga Trump regime are not stopped!

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Maybe I'll deport myself to Canada.. 😁

The money to pay for this is coming from the Federal workers they fired.

Where is the money coming from?

The American people will pay $50 million for Trump to permanently deport himself today!!!

The funny part? This is complete bullshit. Trump will promise money, but no one will ever see a penny.

What? WHAT? Now he’s paying them to leave? Where the hell is all this monopoly money supposed to be coming from? You know damn well he hasn’t cashed out his crypto to pay for this scheme.

DOGE “savings”, maybe? Federal workers’ salaries? But honestly I think he’s bullshitting & has no intention of paying.

How do we get back to something more akin to reality! Click heels? Go through the wardrobe? What? Help!

It's an attempt to get more people out without due process. He knows that he's gonna lose that in court.

I’ll self deport. I have English, Irish, Welch, and Scottish heritage. Will they pay me to move? I’m willing to go! I know I’m 7th gen Californian and 8th gen Texan, but my heritage is there. Can I run for my life too and have them pay? I’m LGBTQ, disabled and a woman, that’s asylum worthy right?

I’m a born and bred American, but it wouldn’t take much of a payout to get me to voluntarily deport myself to the Mayan Riviera right now.

Remember when they promised everyone $5K if we let them dismantle the government?

Could we offer him a thousand dollars to leave Earth?

IMAGINE. IF OBAMA. PROPOSED THIS.

Do green card holders qualify? I could use help paying for rent in Sydney

If I was an angel in the sky in this picture, I'd just manage a little shove, for humankind.

I’m sure they’re good to their word, right?

The man in the van offers free puppies to kids who get in his van, too. 👀

Spit my drink out lmao

"please report for re-education class, guaranteed citizenship"

Good deal; I need to find out how much I get to return to Germany!

Can we offer him money to go screw himself?

Since he has started a gold card program to import people for $5M I would volunteer to deport myself for $5M if Trump figures out how to work that program both ways. This is the dumbest of times. 🤦‍♀️

Of course it is only payable AFTER they leave so...what are the chances?

They'll give them Monopoly money and laugh and laugh.

This dude is like watching a train wreck. Flashbacks happening on a daily

Self identify. Collect money. ICE raids home. ICE terrifies your family. You get one way ticket to El Salvador. No thanks. 🤷

Let’s start with Melania Trump and Elon Musk

First he wants to bribe women to have babies and now he wants to bribe immigrants to leave? Does he think everyone can be bought?

Of course he does now that you can only buy 2 or 3🪆🪆🪆 and/or 5 ✏️

Given what he is offering, it also seems he thinks people are stupid and willing to sell themselves cheap. Good luck with that.

When do MAGAts figure this out?

The government has offered airfare and minor amounts of resettlement assistance for decades. Nothing new here.

I would also imagine, among other things, the 1k would need to be paid back, with interest, if you ‘get’ to come back in after 10 year wait-period, or something like that.

Yea, read the small print, even if the words are spelled incorrectly and the offer starts with ‘this is the greatest offer you will ever have’. And if you call now, we’ll even throw in this gulf of america hat from China for only 24.99 in 3 easy payments.. sure to beca collectors item!

Yeah, for something that was supposed to solve all our problems, including financial problems, this is turning out to be mighty expensive.

Send me $500 and I’ll never visit

No one trusts them.

Where’s my $5000 from DOGE? I don’t believe you DonOLD!

This is just a distraction to take attention away from important stories like www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/u...

Especially if they think he will actually pay them

He won't give them due process so how about money instead to leave the country. I'll bet MAGA country down south love that idea and it comes out of their pocket. 😂

Don't worry... Your check is in the mail. 🤥

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i like to think its 21st century dark ages

And you can take his word to the bank 😂😂😂