I hate it when I RSVP for an event and can’t make it. Anyway, here is the link to free tickets for Captain Bone Spur’s military parade… events.america250.org/events/250th...
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Mr and Mrs Gnome have their tickets! But we are also very busy tilling soil and queerly making out on a bed of flowers 🌺
may 25, 2025, 1:11 pm • 5 0 • view
Oh get every f****** single one of those tickets come on people we can do this s*** make those seats empty
may 25, 2025, 5:56 pm • 5 2 • view
An unnecessary expense when we’re focused on fraud, waste and abuse! This is one, we can all agree on. We can celebrate and honor this great nation by demonstrating appreciation for our constitution and the men and women who serve and protect us every day!
may 25, 2025, 3:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Got my two- for me and my dog. Gonna get my octogenarian parents in on this. 🤣 They loathe the orange felon
may 25, 2025, 4:00 pm • 3 0 • view
Got 2!
may 25, 2025, 1:32 pm • 4 0 • view
I'd rather attend the US Army anniversary parade.... The Tang Tyrant is piggybacking off of that, surprise, surprise....
may 27, 2025, 10:19 am • 1 0 • view
Whatever you do, don't request free tickets and then find yourself unable to attend owing to nausea at the very thought of it.
may 25, 2025, 4:56 pm • 4 1 • view
Same for us, we have 2 tickets for the birthday parade but can’t make it, sorry, not sorry.
may 25, 2025, 3:55 pm • 4 0 • view
Real militaries don't need a parade. And, the citizens of America shouldn't pay for one.
may 25, 2025, 2:02 pm • 21 1 • view
Got mine! Can’t wait to not go.
may 25, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Why should a draft dodger get a military parade? Biggest and most expensive incident of stolen valour ever.
may 27, 2025, 7:27 am • 1 0 • view
Got it
may 25, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Heheheheee :) :)
may 25, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
www.fiftyfifty.one
may 25, 2025, 1:07 pm • 12 5 • view
Turns out I can’t make it either. Damn
may 25, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
I got my two reservations! Thanks. Oh. Wait. I forgot I am already committed to a No Kings event...
may 25, 2025, 1:24 pm • 23 0 • view
Jonathan Harker and Van Helsing will be in attendance.
may 26, 2025, 4:02 am • 2 0 • view
Who are they and why are they significant?
may 26, 2025, 5:21 am • 0 0 • view
They aren't fond of vampires. lol
may 26, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
Whoosh moment
may 26, 2025, 6:46 am • 0 0 • view
What a mislead and self absorbed white house occupant
may 28, 2025, 8:24 am • 1 0 • view
oh is that how they’re packaging his stupid birthday parade?
may 25, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for the link. I got my tix but I'm giving my cat a bath that night and it takes hours to get rid of all the hairballs afterwards
may 26, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 8:22 pm • 51 13 • view
I got my tickets I have no plans to use. 😃
may 25, 2025, 3:20 pm • 2 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 12:54 pm • 4 0 • view
Same here
may 25, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh so now the big “birthday parade” is being touted as an anniversary celebration. No doubt to justify the taxpayer $$ being used to pay for it.
may 25, 2025, 12:08 pm • 2 0 • view
SO excited! I just registered for my two tickets.
may 25, 2025, 1:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Same
may 25, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 2:01 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
may 25, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I am so looking forward to this
may 25, 2025, 12:07 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
may 25, 2025, 1:41 pm • 6 1 • view
I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance laughing at that one. Brilliant👏👏👏
may 25, 2025, 2:53 pm • 20 0 • view
His Plus 1 is Hugh Jashole! Seriously I did!😂
may 25, 2025, 3:03 pm • 20 1 • view
😂😂😂😂
may 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂 my stomach is hurting...
may 25, 2025, 3:24 pm • 6 0 • view
🤣That's great!
may 25, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Everyone start praying for a rainstorm, hurricane or water break on the parade route.
may 25, 2025, 3:22 pm • 2 0 • view
If you go, go disguised as a chicken--or a TACO! Maybe a chicken wearing a crown?
may 28, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
America’s veterans should sign up and then block the parade route.
may 25, 2025, 7:22 pm • 22 2 • view
Thx Jess, see you there 🤣
may 25, 2025, 12:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Hahaha!!
may 25, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
may 27, 2025, 6:42 am • 1 0 • view
You guys should definitely snap those limited edition tickets up. And if you can’t go at least you’ll have bookmarks for when you read an Obama book.
may 25, 2025, 2:33 pm • 8 0 • view
They're not limited at all. There are no actual tickets to "sell out". People signing up are just giving them inflated numbers to boast about and also their ISP addresses.
may 25, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
You think they don't already have all of our data at this point? They'll lie about it anyway. I'm all on board to gum it up where we can.
may 25, 2025, 7:18 pm • 3 1 • view
I understand the assignment. I have signed up to go with the maximum of 1 guest. But, you know, I might have something better to do that day.
may 25, 2025, 12:24 pm • 3 0 • view
President Obama Celebration Day
may 25, 2025, 1:26 pm • 7 0 • view
Thanks! Il make sure all my fiends sign up for the parade!
may 25, 2025, 11:52 am • 34 3 • view
Fiends would be good!
may 25, 2025, 4:55 pm • 7 0 • view
Let's make it (NOT) standing room only, folks!!
may 25, 2025, 2:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Me too! I just got two tickets but damn, look at the time, bummed I wont be there! 🤪🤪
may 25, 2025, 2:56 pm • 5 0 • view
I have two tickets to go, and I am very excited. See also: Poe's Law.
may 25, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I am the proud owner of 2 tickets. I think I'm having a headache and the flu along with exploding diarrhea that day.
may 25, 2025, 1:23 pm • 6 0 • view
I would go to Trump's Parade but the 2 for $20 deal at Applebee's is too good to pass up. 😊
may 25, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
I just registered Me and YoMomma
may 25, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, me too!!!!
may 25, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Asinine wording. Use of capitalization makes it look like we've done 249 of these things. Even one is too many.
may 25, 2025, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
I got mine!
may 25, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Happy Anniversary U.S. Army. May you remain in good standing with America and the world in this abhorrent time of oligarchy & dictatorship. 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
may 25, 2025, 9:41 pm • 10 0 • view
Oh, and my guest, Draft Dodger 😉
may 25, 2025, 12:30 pm • 10 0 • view
Use a Textfree number and fake email, so they can’t track you! 💙 #EightySixFourtySeven textfree.us
may 25, 2025, 1:02 pm • 4 2 • view
It’s at 6:30 in evening? Surprised it’s not during the day or would that interfere with his golf ?
may 25, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, with “guest entry” starting at 2 pm
may 25, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
If citizens of the United States weren't such cowards, we'd shut the parade down with mass protests.
may 25, 2025, 12:39 pm • 93 7 • view
www.fiftyfifty.one
may 25, 2025, 1:06 pm • 69 15 • view
Get out and loud on June 14, Find a rally near you or post one here www.nokings.org
jun 4, 2025, 9:43 pm • 7 3 • view
Just tell them that affordable housing in their neighborhoods are on the docket
may 25, 2025, 1:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Outside of most of Congress, problem is not so much cowardice but ignorance in letting the orangutan rampage continue.
may 25, 2025, 2:55 pm • 4 2 • view
The thing about fascists and fascism is that we aren't EVER going to be able to vote it away. That's something that the fascists would never allow.
may 25, 2025, 8:09 pm • 4 1 • view
Exactly. Govt has systematically undermined education for the last 40 years to create a pliable electorate that voted in a fascist regime bent on destroying the country to rape and plunder and will not be voted out. I pray our brethren awaken to the gravity of the problem in time to change course.
may 26, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 2 • view
Fkn Republicans let this happen. Billionaire Soviet ass kissers—!! They’ll get demoted to toilet scrubbers, then they’ll weep & apologize. I’d say….. Time to FLUSH
may 26, 2025, 6:24 pm • 10 2 • view
Have you started a protest in your town?
may 25, 2025, 1:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Worked on multiple protests. Also provide www.huevosparty.org/the-plan as a resource. If Democrats wanted to be relevant again after their recent stunning displays of fecklessness, they'd take the lead in organizing the protests.
may 25, 2025, 1:13 pm • 4 1 • view
That might happen. I think June 14 is gonna be a turning point if a day.
may 25, 2025, 1:04 pm • 14 5 • view
I'm not seeing or hearing about any calls to gather. 🤷♂️
may 25, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 1 • view
The minute I see a plan for this, I'll post here: www.huevosparty.org/the-plan
may 25, 2025, 7:55 pm • 3 0 • view
✌️
may 25, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Actually, Indivisible is deliberately NOT planning to be in DC. open.substack.com/pub/allrisen...
may 26, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
You realize the army is gonna be there, right?
may 25, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes. They were there at Kent State, too. That came in an age when citizens of the United States weren't feckless cowards willing to accept racist, christo-fascist rule, like our current crop of Democrats are, with few exceptions i.e. Bernie, AOC.
may 25, 2025, 1:48 pm • 5 0 • view
It was actually the National Guard at Kent state.
may 25, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
It was armed soldiers. I don't think the dead people OR the National Guard would bother to parse this.
may 25, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I wasn’t downplaying it.
may 25, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Ah. Yeah, to me an armed representative of state power is an armed representative of state power is an armed representative of state power.
may 25, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
And we have way too much of that now!
may 25, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Allowing racist fascism to take hold here was a GINORMOUS miscalculation on the part of those who could have stopped it. Now, we are where we are.
may 25, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
You know there are mass protest planned? Check here for a protest near you. A general strike for veterans on June 6 -June 10 stay home from work. June 14th “No Kings Day” protests across the Unite States indivisible.org www.fiftyfifty.one
may 25, 2025, 3:21 pm • 5 2 • view
Yep. I post events on www.huevosparty.org/the-plan This is a specific answer to a specific action (fascist military parade).
may 25, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 1 • view
This would not be a good idea. 1. It would lie and say that the turn out was for him. It would make us look like supporters. We know how his bimbo version of Goebbels lies about everything. 2. Trust that the military has loaded weapons that they would gladly turn on us.
may 25, 2025, 1:14 pm • 6 0 • view
The U.S. can't continue to allow Hitler 2.0 & his 4th Reich to stand. There's GOING to be violence that will lead to civil war, because racists & bigots are violent assholes, & they will NOT just go away. If our military turns our weapons on us, it would trigger protest/change like the Vietnam era.
may 25, 2025, 1:26 pm • 1 0 • view
He's going to lie either way. Gum it up!
may 25, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Fine, you go out and do it.
may 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
"You go out and do it" is the kind of attitude that has enabled "populist" dictators throughout human history. That also goes for Hitler 2.0 and his 4th Reich of hateful, racist, red-hatted Nazi brownshirts. But you do you. We'll let you know when it's safe to crawl out of that hole.
may 25, 2025, 8:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Omigod, go take a Valium. You are doing the absolute most. This did not JUST happen. Now you think a mass protest is going to undo it... Fuckin genius right here. 🙄
may 25, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
They don't have enough benzos to ignore what's going down. Massive protests/work stoppages is the ONLY way racist christo-fascism ends here. The longer it takes for Citizens to wake the fuck up, the worse it's going to be. Go. Grab a shovel and dig a cantaloupe sized hole. Now, stick your head in it
may 25, 2025, 9:28 pm • 2 0 • view
The idea is to register for tickets & not show up. ktla.com/news/politic...
may 25, 2025, 1:26 pm • 4 1 • view
Yes, I understand this. I already have my "ticket". I offered an alternate, actually effective idea. This seems along the lines of tiny signs at the State of the Union address instead of standing up and facing Hitler 2.0.
may 25, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought the same That would be freaking awesome Show that piece of shit he's hated💩😈☠️💀
may 25, 2025, 5:02 pm • 2 1 • view
Got my 2. Plan on staying home and protesting in town.
may 25, 2025, 2:35 pm • 2 0 • view
thanks...I'm right there with not attending after RSVP'ing too!
may 25, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Done
may 25, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
If you can get to DC on the 14th and want to wish Trump a personal Shitty Birthday - here's the scoop. Be a shame if a few thousand guests ruined it by choosing to sit in the middle of the street all at once. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
may 28, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
Hey- if the weather is uncomfortable will he move it indoors for a very limited invitation only audience?
may 25, 2025, 12:30 pm • 7 0 • view
Yeah, me too.
may 25, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
may 26, 2025, 12:51 am • 3 1 • view
🤣 lovey!
may 25, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Has anybody received their tickets yet? I signed up in March and have not heard anything.
jun 7, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Excellent! Signed up as Dick & Jane Hurts!
may 25, 2025, 11:51 am • 55 2 • view
I signed up myself (silly me) and my friend Kat Everdeen.
may 25, 2025, 1:05 pm • 39 0 • view
This is the Hinger Games after all
may 25, 2025, 10:01 pm • 2 0 • view
I sent in mine!!
may 25, 2025, 12:00 pm • 7 0 • view
me too!
may 25, 2025, 12:16 pm • 0 0 • view
LMFAO nice!
may 25, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Tacos for everyone who rsvps
may 29, 2025, 4:53 am • 2 0 • view
Hehehe
may 29, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
He couldn't pay me to go! Disrespect to the members of my family who served! Fuck trump!
may 25, 2025, 12:47 pm • 14 0 • view
But you’re still want to get tickets just in case you change your mind. I mean it’s not like you would deprive some MAGA from being able to attend.
may 25, 2025, 1:18 pm • 22 5 • view
Done! 😁
may 25, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Got mine already. And sadly cannot attend…
may 25, 2025, 12:26 pm • 1 0 • view
A parade while our citizens suffer. #votethemout #impeach #remove #excile #nokings
may 25, 2025, 3:01 pm • 8 3 • view
How many plates would be filled with $25 - $45 million?
may 25, 2025, 3:29 pm • 6 1 • view
I know. It's on Congress. This is no way an appropriate use of operations funding. The Army clearly has too much money if they can be this frivolous with it.
may 25, 2025, 3:50 pm • 4 1 • view
I signed up and forwarded to all my friends. Sharing is caring.
may 25, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I reserved 2
may 25, 2025, 12:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Is there a portal for overseas guests to get tickets to not attend?
may 25, 2025, 2:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Got my tix! Can't wait to be elsewhere!
may 26, 2025, 10:12 am • 1 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 9:09 pm • 18 2 • view
Monetize your birthday. Seriously?
may 25, 2025, 12:58 pm • 2 0 • view
If this event is free, then everyone should sign up to attend and then not go. There needs to be a revolution on June 14th.
may 25, 2025, 1:51 pm • 55 6 • view
We can also not sign up and not go.
may 25, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
The idea is to reserve the tickets so that they're all gone and no one shows up. Stop the Maga from obtaining them and going.
may 26, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
They aren't real tickets. They're not going to "sell out" of tickets.
may 26, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
I signed up but expect I won’t get there due to events beyond my control.
may 25, 2025, 2:18 pm • 26 1 • view
If you do this, he will justify numbers..
may 25, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
How would he justify the numbers if there's no crowd?
may 26, 2025, 2:44 am • 2 0 • view
That’s all he does…!! See what he said about his first inauguration.. or most of his rallies..
may 26, 2025, 11:23 am • 1 0 • view
That's the task at hand, boo.
may 25, 2025, 7:14 pm • 12 1 • view
😀👍🤫😅
may 25, 2025, 7:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Taking Boris Badanoff for my guest
may 25, 2025, 12:10 pm • 11 0 • view
I kept hoping this was a joke like last time.
may 25, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Why?
may 25, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
If people who do not intend to go have the tickets, the seats will be empty.
may 25, 2025, 2:43 pm • 5 0 • view
I forgot about this strategy! 🌻🌻🌻
may 25, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Yay! I got 2 tickets. It will be sad when I can't go. I'm sure I'll be home crying in anguish cuz I missed the traitor's parade.
may 25, 2025, 3:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh that's FUNNY!!! 🤣 I tried to use the white house's phone number and it said it had already been used!
may 26, 2025, 1:10 am • 3 0 • view
It would be great if all us sane people would RSVP and then not go.
may 25, 2025, 9:28 pm • 14 1 • view
Absophuquinglutely
may 26, 2025, 2:30 am • 2 0 • view
These aren't real tickets and you're not going to make them "sell out" by claiming them, you're just giving them your information and possibly inflating the numbers they will report in attendance. People have tried this before with his events.
may 25, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Same!
may 25, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Except I don’t trust giving them my personal info. I save just boycott or walk parallel to the parade with placards AGAINST TRUMP! Peacefully silent like a funeral … which it is! I wish the soldiers just wouldn’t show up or a pipe bursts on the route 😂
jun 11, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
If I want to honor the Army, I'll go visit my neighbor. Medic, 101st Airborne, Vietnam. Or my brother, 20 year veteran who rose from Private to Chief Warrant Officer.
may 25, 2025, 10:04 pm • 17 0 • view
I live with a vet...
may 26, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
"Opt-in" to what? This looks really weird.
may 25, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Done
may 25, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
I just can’t believe this is actually planned and actually going to take place. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!…
may 25, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
😳
may 25, 2025, 12:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm not giving Trump my phone number.
may 25, 2025, 8:12 pm • 190 17 • view
Sorry to tell you this ... but Musk has already farmed that information, and well, any record the government has about anyone.
may 25, 2025, 8:21 pm • 8 0 • view
Exactly, they have it already
may 25, 2025, 9:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank give him a number to a local police station
may 25, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t worry. Elon already did.
may 25, 2025, 10:02 pm • 20 1 • view
It's time for your first burner phone.
may 26, 2025, 3:01 am • 4 0 • view
Exactly
may 26, 2025, 5:17 am • 4 0 • view
A wise move.
may 25, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
My two dogs have received tickets using my smartwatch's number, and my cats have tickets using an old tablets number. The dogs and cats now have email accounts also.
may 26, 2025, 2:36 am • 4 0 • view
Smart!!
may 27, 2025, 6:49 am • 0 0 • view
Then don’t. Get creative.
jun 5, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
My old landline number!
jun 5, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 1 • view
I gave him mine, 867-5309.
may 25, 2025, 9:29 pm • 5 0 • view
I grew up in the 80’s. Very formative years. You don’t give him your number. You give him the number for the sewer company…
may 25, 2025, 8:16 pm • 24 1 • view
Tried a fake phone number. Only can register by receipt of a text to the correct number.
may 25, 2025, 8:31 pm • 10 0 • view
A lot of the people in the comments are just ignoring this post.
may 26, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
So what if you have a landline?
may 25, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Google voice 😁
may 25, 2025, 8:50 pm • 9 0 • view
They already have all our info anyhow. Cannot get tickets without phone number confirmation. 👍
may 28, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
I give them a phone number from 50 years ago...in another town.
may 25, 2025, 10:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Victory Christian Center prayer hotline: 704- 525-8638
may 25, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Me neither. I give out Jenny’s number. 867-5309.
may 26, 2025, 12:58 am • 29 3 • view
I usually use my ex husbands number!
may 26, 2025, 4:18 pm • 8 1 • view
😂
may 27, 2025, 11:00 am • 3 1 • view
😂😂😂
may 28, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
867-5309
may 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 2 0 • view
Use a Google voice number then delete it
may 26, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
Yes- that’s why they won’t get more requests for tickets. Some have secondary email and phone and may apply.
may 25, 2025, 8:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Give him your least favorite family member’s.
may 25, 2025, 8:41 pm • 6 0 • view
Excellent advice.
may 25, 2025, 8:43 pm • 11 0 • view
Jennie’s going!
may 25, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
555-1212 :)
may 26, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Did he ask for it?
may 26, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
Yes — you have to confirm vis phone number before they’ll give you tix
may 27, 2025, 6:51 am • 1 0 • view
Give him someone else's.
may 25, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
You don't need to. DOGE already has it.
may 26, 2025, 12:03 am • 4 0 • view
That's why I'm not giving it to trump. If I do so then he'll know I'm one he needs to blot out.
may 26, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
You could get an alternate number 😁
may 25, 2025, 8:38 pm • 2 0 • view
202-424-5454. Be creative on the name for the list.
may 25, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks, done
may 25, 2025, 12:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Anyone got a zip code I can borrow?
may 25, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
I just used a DC one. 20001
may 25, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
My dog and I have tickets but sadly we won’t be able to attend due to a scheduling conflict.
may 25, 2025, 2:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Me too
may 25, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Like I said in another post.... If the @democrats.org have the courage, I'd join in
may 25, 2025, 12:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Some clever young techie should create bots to reserve 1000's of seats!
may 25, 2025, 2:36 pm • 9 2 • view
TikTok teens and K-Pop fans were useful in the past for raining on some other parade of his!
may 25, 2025, 3:12 pm • 5 1 • view
Me too.
may 25, 2025, 2:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Due to circumstances beyond my control I will not be able to attend and will have to forfeit my tickets due to a very important pedicure appointment. Grateful I have a spine and nice toenails unlike Republican Politicians. I wonder, is there a count on how many nit wits attended Hitlers parades?
may 25, 2025, 3:21 pm • 2 0 • view
The Army can go to hell.
may 25, 2025, 12:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Right!?!? This is just horrible 💔🤬
may 25, 2025, 1:04 pm • 2 0 • view
It would be a shame if I printed up these tickets and then ran out of toilet paper. Actually that's a great idea. Toilet paper printed with this on it.
may 25, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
I just registered, I hope I don't miss it either.
may 25, 2025, 3:32 pm • 6 1 • view
I'm wondering if you blow it off that ICE will come to your house and deport you.
may 26, 2025, 8:28 am • 1 0 • view
Buy a ticket, not show up!! Embarrass that MOFO!
may 25, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Sure hope our cats can make it 🤞🏻😸
may 25, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Done 👌🏻💙 Nothing like some good trouble on a cloudy Sunday.
may 25, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry, won’t make it- I’m having two root canals done that day. 😂😂😂😂😂
may 25, 2025, 2:02 pm • 4 0 • view
He's having this stupid parade AT NIGHT??
may 25, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Fireworks are better at night
may 25, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Easier for him to pick pockets at night.
may 25, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Although daylight has never been an issue for him.
may 25, 2025, 5:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Good one. 😁
may 25, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I noticed that, too. The definition of hubris is Donald J. Trump.
may 25, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
"Hubris" is Latin for "dumbfuckery," right?
may 25, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Got mine! Hope I don't have to have surgery that day or something. Good job, Jess! 👏
may 25, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh gee, let me grab a pair just in case I have a total lobotomy before the date…. 🥸
may 26, 2025, 2:19 am • 8 0 • view
I’ve got my rsvp! Oops, traveling that day.
may 25, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Never!!!
may 25, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
lol 😂🤣😂
may 25, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for sharing. Got my tickets - can’t wait to miss it!
may 25, 2025, 8:49 pm • 19 2 • view
I hope nobody shows up.
may 25, 2025, 1:05 pm • 1 0 • view
TikTok you know what to do...
may 25, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 1 • view
Please join me in willing the cosmos to rain down about 8 inches with lightning, hail, and horrific winds, oh yeah and green, ominously circulating clouds between 1200-2200 on 6/14 in DC.
may 25, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Just get ready for the millions of grifting text messages that that mobile number will receive.
may 25, 2025, 1:22 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/paig...
may 25, 2025, 2:01 pm • 3 0 • view
Hey …….. What happens if a bunch of people go and accidentally sit in the middle of the parade route? It might be hard to have a parade if thousands are sitting in the parade route. That might upset Donnie. Gee. Hope that doesn’t happen.
may 25, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Likewise. I'm not going to make it either.
may 25, 2025, 2:57 pm • 3 0 • view
I got my tickets early this week. I decided I’m washing my hair that day though. Oops.
may 25, 2025, 8:13 pm • 19 1 • view
may 25, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Did everyone know it's National Change the Air in Your Tires Day? Mechanics recommend once per year! Maybe there's a market for them on E-Bay.
may 25, 2025, 10:10 pm • 9 1 • view
I’d have to charge a LOT. Like a few thousand dollars in Dickhead’s coins.
may 26, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
That's going to be a LOT of coins. Now that the crappy wedding food has been served for the "CRYPTO" dinner, that everyone else seems to know something about except the Speaker of the House- no more value. Just another Mango Messiah Con job.
may 26, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
Apparently the food was AWFUL and Trump only showed up for a few minutes.
may 26, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Boo hoo, they paid an average of a million dollars to go to his "dinner," and he stayed there for 23 minutes. "There's a sucker born every minute." PT Barnum had nothing on this guy.
may 26, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
More than a million. I think Justin Sun bought $40M. It’s all worth 16% less today tho.
may 26, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
One guy paid $300K the avg was over a million. He only met a few of the "top buyers." Imagine having the $ to throw down $40M on something totally worthless.
may 26, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Tickets for what, to stand on the side of the road and watch a parade go by? He'll use that info to send texts asking for money and probably sell your mobile phone number to other grifters.
may 25, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
100% they start spamming you relentlessly. I created a special email address for that now. Learned my lesson. Easy easy. And yes they’ve already got all our info without our consent so at least it’s for good trouble this time.
may 25, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
womp womp. DOGE already has all of our info. Resistance isn't supposed to be convenient.
may 25, 2025, 7:13 pm • 5 2 • view
Got mine!
may 25, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Never forget what the 🍊 💩 said: referred to American soldiers who died in war as “losers” and “suckers.”
may 25, 2025, 1:41 pm • 5 0 • view
Maybe there should be a deep fake ticket grab like people did for his stupid rallies last year. Sign up for tickets to his parade……and be a no-show. But attend a “No Kings” rally instead on the same day.
may 25, 2025, 1:05 pm • 2 0 • view
EXACTLY!
may 25, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Damn I don't have a cell phone. Oh well I tried
may 26, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
No way Jose! It is all a military parade for Trump's Birthday. Stay away and protest somewhere else! Go to nokings.org Don't inflate the crowd numbers for this fake, fascist KING!
may 25, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Why did you sign up for it?…
may 25, 2025, 3:42 pm • 2 0 • view
To exercise my right of free speech by creating two empty seats to voice my displeasure with this Administration. If I can't be there in person to protest then perhaps those two empty seats can stand in for me. Not to mention, if I did go, I probably wouldn't be let in due to the apparel I'd wear.
may 25, 2025, 4:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I noticed you didn't provide an actual name... Smart!!
may 26, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
Got mine, too. Wasn't sure who to take, so I picked Robert Paulson. Now, the kids are wanting to watch Fight Club, though. 😂
may 27, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Who's going to stand in front of the lead tank a la Tiennamen Square?
may 25, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh this is so cool! Bwah hahahahaha 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
may 25, 2025, 2:12 pm • 7 0 • view
The birthdays of democratically elected leaders are not usually celebrated with military parades, #JustSayin.
may 25, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
What if no one showed up?🔥
may 25, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Why would any true American want to support a Draft Dodger, Convicted Felon who only cares about himself? People need to be protesting the 🍊Turd. Especially now since he has inserted language into the Budget Bill which if passed by Senate completes his quest to be Dictator. Stop him NOW or Else?
may 25, 2025, 5:00 pm • 6 4 • view
FUCK TRUMP
may 25, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 1:15 pm • 6 0 • view
No way
may 25, 2025, 1:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump studiously avoids any event where he's likely to face protesters or get booed. It's the only thing he's studious about, frankly. If this stupid parade is going to happen, it would be great if the streets were lined with protesters.
may 25, 2025, 7:58 pm • 11 1 • view
They will be.
may 25, 2025, 8:16 pm • 5 0 • view
I will be protesting in Chicago that day, God willing. I hope you're right.
may 25, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought they were telling people to stay away and protest outside the city. I hate for our military to have to bear the brunt of this. trump is ruining their day. 🤬
may 25, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 1 • view
This is all Trump.
may 25, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
It's their 250th anniversary.
may 25, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, the Army’s. And they had planned something tasteful and manageable. This parade is not about that. This is a Trump rally.
may 25, 2025, 9:06 pm • 5 1 • view
Unfortunately that’s what happens when the commander-in-chief is a fascist. Before this is all over (at least 2029) they will be ordered to do much worse than endure a few protestors at an authoritarian’s birthday party. Not a good time to be serving, I know. But we are fighting fascism.
may 25, 2025, 9:28 pm • 5 1 • view
I understand that but they are being caught in the middle. And you know the right is going to say that we are protesting them, dishonoring them, all that shit.
may 25, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Now is not the time to base our actions on what the Right will say. Too many are doing that already.
may 25, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm not, just saying. Puts in mind "defund the police" And maybe best to stay away from the parade.
may 25, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I get where you’re coming from but disagree. Is there a limit to our support? If they’re ordered to fight alongside Russia? Say nothing? Invade Canada? Say nothing? Is anything Trump does militarily insulated from criticism? Support the Troops led to Abu Ghraib. We have to prepare for what’s next.
may 26, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
I got mine!
may 25, 2025, 9:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Sounds like there are no seats. Just convene for seven blocks. Get there four hours ahead of time & the parade ends at 9:30. Eight hours standing by the road, with likely only a handful of very nasty portable toilets. Nowhere to wash your hands. Overflowing trash. And maybe some overpriced hotdogs.
may 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 8 0 • view
Perfectly fitting.
may 25, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
I would do it, but I'm scared of my neighbors...
may 25, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Myself and my late husband both signed up
may 25, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view
Yeah, I hate that too.
may 25, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Registered myself and Ben Dover.
may 25, 2025, 1:28 pm • 5 0 • view
Done - can't wait! Oops, I just remembered I was planning to cut my toenails that day....oh well.
may 28, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
signed up be interesting to see if they search us so thoroughly that a placard or piece of paper with an antiTrump message is found
may 25, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Gather together in unity and march the streets that the parade is supposed to go down. Block it!! And put on a display of true power.
may 25, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Same here. Sometimes you just can’t make it. I guess I’ll just send apologies later. 😐
may 25, 2025, 4:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Mike Hunt and Ura Traitor are registered. Fingers crosses they'll make it.
may 25, 2025, 12:54 pm • 30 3 • view
And Hugh Anchor and Peter Shrinkage too...
may 25, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I hope that Ben Dover gets a ticket.
may 25, 2025, 2:56 pm • 9 1 • view
We should scoop them all up and then get a case of bone spurs.
may 25, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
My dogs have made their reservations. They will have to find their own way to DC. They are resourceful. It would really be too bad if no one can make.
may 25, 2025, 4:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Just ordered two tickets. Looking forward to not being there.
may 25, 2025, 9:21 pm • 9 1 • view
Someone rich should buy every ticket and not go.
may 25, 2025, 4:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Cool! I got a ticket for my dog and myself.
may 25, 2025, 10:26 pm • 6 0 • view
Me too! See you there... or not! (I'll be the one wearing blue.) 😎
may 25, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Someone needs to pull a 50 Cent and buy up a bunch of tickets and then not go so they're empty 🤣
may 25, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Done, rsvp’d for 2 people.
may 25, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought about doing it, but I hate to give them my personal information.
may 25, 2025, 2:34 pm • 36 0 • view
He already has it with doge and your ssn
may 25, 2025, 3:58 pm • 9 1 • view
Last year regularly got texts asking for money and polls and so on — so clearly they have my number already even though I’ve never given them a penny
may 26, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
True...
may 25, 2025, 5:01 pm • 2 0 • view
And resistance isn't supposed to be easy or convenient. Jump in! ;-)
may 25, 2025, 7:13 pm • 5 1 • view
Same here. He’ll continue to haunt you with donation requests.
may 25, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
So you just block them.
may 25, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Just block them.
may 25, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
No personal information needed--any ol' info will do.
may 25, 2025, 7:29 pm • 6 0 • view
How’d you get past the text verification with a made-up phone #?
may 25, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
burner
may 26, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
🤡
may 27, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
No need. Just put anything on there. 🙂
may 26, 2025, 4:18 am • 2 0 • view
It is all your patriotic duty ... TO NOT ATTEND!!!!!🤨😡🤬
may 26, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view
You have to buy tickets?
may 25, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I would be tempted to attend and then, as the 'parade' approaches, turn my back and, rather poorly, sing America the Beautiful. About 100,000 patriots, especially with the veterans well represented, turning their back and singing would send a beautiful message.
may 25, 2025, 2:12 pm • 8 1 • view
Mission completed.
may 25, 2025, 9:03 pm • 4 0 • view
may 25, 2025, 2:01 pm • 2 0 • view
It's time for Ben Dover, Seymour Butts and Hugh Janus to sign up for tickets 🤭
may 25, 2025, 3:12 pm • 2 0 • view
They ALL already did!!🤣
may 25, 2025, 4:19 pm • 3 0 • view
#FDT
may 25, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Um, I think I’ll be busy watching grass grow or a pot of water boiling. 😂
may 25, 2025, 12:02 pm • 5 0 • view
I plan to watch water evaporate.
may 25, 2025, 1:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Thank you, but no. Thank you!
may 26, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
Ordered but dang I think I have to relace all my shoes that day
may 25, 2025, 1:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Is it wrong to put in the White House switchboard number for my telephone?
may 25, 2025, 12:57 pm • 8 0 • view
There are better ways to spend the day. Find a #nokings event near you.
may 25, 2025, 10:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Do not watch on TV, not even for a moment.
may 25, 2025, 7:05 pm • 13 0 • view
No way I’m giving them my phone number for verification. Any way around that?
may 25, 2025, 12:52 pm • 4 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/paig...
may 25, 2025, 1:56 pm • 3 0 • view
They ask for verification via phone. No way past it.
may 25, 2025, 2:46 pm • 1 0 • view
I just did it and did not give a verification or number email. I just picked a random area code
may 25, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 1 • view
I'm in France. I can't apply.(VPN)😏 But if you use the FREE app, you are given a FREE phone number. You don't have to supply real name etc. Then book your 2 tickets which are confirmed on your new FREE phone number by text. You simply reply to that text using the Anonymous FREE new number.
may 26, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
Google voice number registered to an alias name?
may 25, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh shoot! I have two tickets I can’t use. I’ll be at our local 50501 rally. Darn it.
may 25, 2025, 3:05 pm • 5 0 • view
Come prepared to salute the führer.
may 25, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone needs to organize a “float” that meets all of his approval for the parade. Then on the day of, have all sorts of anti-him signs and roll right past him shouting “you suck”
may 25, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 0 • view
My cat is signed up!
may 25, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I would rather set fire to my legs than attend this. Celebrating a draft dodging coward? I don’t think so…
may 26, 2025, 10:51 am • 2 0 • view
The point of the post was to get a ton of people to sign up and then not go. 😊
may 26, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
I RSVPed for me and my date Bruce Springsteen!!!!! 🤣💙🤣💙🤣💙🤣💙🤣 #NoKingsDay
may 25, 2025, 3:45 pm • 32 2 • view
Good one 😂
may 25, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope protesters show up with signs reminding the troops that the president is violating the Constitution, ignoring the courts, and taking away VA benefits.
may 25, 2025, 7:32 pm • 5 3 • view
lol. The verification code is 5 not 6 numbers. Getting cheap? Damn, I said yes but I think I’ll be cutting my toenails that day. No way to un rsvp.
may 25, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
may 26, 2025, 2:08 am • 5 2 • view
Photo Shop only way a Real Heros cap put on a Traitors head,Coward Bone Spurs!
may 26, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
It says VIETNAM Draft dodger Donald Trump. Maybe you see it better😂🤣
may 26, 2025, 5:56 am • 3 0 • view
Now You’re Talkin😉Sorry,in the 45th during the era. So many did their Duty,this Coward is awful!
may 26, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 1 • view