Thank you, because I got about 3 lines in and gave up. Not that I’m really interested in anything he says.

Voted most likely to bring an uzi to school

This idiot could not pass my middle school writing class.

👏👏😂

Must be Evil Miller and Stevie Chueng writing up this crazy

Who wrote this mess? He can’t put a sentence together.

Thank you! I was waiting for some kind of subtitles for the literate.

Don't bother. My hope is that Trump gets overloaded with court losses and fails.

Don’t hut yourself. This is dreadful…

Please repost with all the appropriate corrections. It would be interesting to see it side-by-side🩷

Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social we need your expertise in dementia, stat!

Follow the law, that’s what’s good for our country

Without even reading it, I know it's a fail.

I’m not reading all that. I’m assuming it’s complete fucking gibberish?

I’m pretty confident that this was not written by the TACO in Chief, but the random words in caps and quotes are on brand. So wondering what those are even about? You know how you can hear punctuation when you read it? How would random ass caps and quotes even sound?? Gibberish on a tortilla!

When you ‘adderal’ all night long…

He is one unhinged, ignorant little man.

Girl I respect you even now knowing that bit of info. JR. High is the worst.

Please Do ! 🤔😵

At least it's not all caps and one very long sentence. He has an odd choice in capitalized words. Waiting on translation.

This is why we have character limits yall. 😂🤮😂

My take away from this raving lunatic rant. Little dick syndrome

Courts are standing in the way of my dictatorship and collecting trillions from other countries (Americans). 😭😭

Do you love how he thinks of USA sovereignty but bullies everybody else’s🤔 and yes, collecting the money from his own citizens😂🤣

I do not believe Trump wrote that. His aids wrote that as Trump rambled which is even scarier.

Was the staff in the John with him, taking notes while he was…well…

There are reports concerning Trumps interest in water sports.

The fascist Federalist Society thought they could control their Nazi King when they installed him as Führer. They thought the same about Hitler, too. Then end is the same.

At least he figured out how to turn the CAPS LOCK off

Trump was triggered and venting to his ass wiper handlers. My bet is that Stephen Miller has an axe to grind against Leo for some reason—hair envy? Trump didn’t write this. It’s AI with Miller edits.

70+ million affirmatively voted for this imbecile. We're in serious trouble.

Why can't he shout at clouds instead?

I imagine him having his hands on his hips - in true Karen style - as he dictated “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Everything about him, as always

Whoa!

I do not speak insanity so I have no idea what he is saying.

Wait til he finds out the Pope is having a special event on June 14 in Chicago. That’s going to send him completely over the edge. I’m here for it🤣

🍿

We're at the stream of consciousness moment now

Whatever happened to keeping it to 280 characters

Chat GPT + Stephen Miller

I teach college psych and even my dual credit students write better than this. And I can say with confidence that they likely understand the constitution and government in general better than he does.

Come on, Jess. My middle schoolers couldn't write this much. They'd pass out.

"A real "sleazebag" named Leonard Leo, a bad person who, in his own way, probably hates America, and obviously has his own separate ambitions." Wow! For once the mobster-in-Chief got something right.

He really doesnt know anything about the presidency does he!!! Idiot

Mark it up like Harvard did to Ms. McMann. #47 is a ignorant as she is…..

The whole regime is just so whiney.

🤣 appreciate that

... Perhaps this is Therapy for me ... truth is the magat's Kryptonite ...

I get you. I'm over the incessant whining. You saw this one, right? www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnn...

... Thanks .. no I hadn't seen that .. yet more pathetic magat crap .... Pammy has just released a statement that anyone who uses the name TACO for traitordon will be "prosecuted" and gave all news outlets etc 48 hours to retract any TACO mention they may have made ...

It is not treasonous to make fun of the president. This country has mined humor from our presidents since at least 1799. I bet they called George Washington the Old Cherry picker.

The worst Domestic terrorist the world has ever seen ..

Perfect definition

I was astonished that it wasn’t pulled off the broadcast 🤩

There's no way he wrote this. He writes at a 5th grade level (generously), and this is written at an 8th grade level (at best).

Yeah, but it is kinda fun to see him call out Leonard Leo by name.

It is, as one might say, a moment of Holy Shite.

He just shot himself in the crotch. Leonard Leo doesn’t need Donald Trump. This may get interesting.

That was funny! I’ll bet Leo yanked out his rosary and recited 10 Hail Marys after that berating

Leo's gonna need to buy some serious crypto to kiss and make up. 🙄

He's only mad that the judges they recommend don't love his edicts more than their own egos and possibly, just maybe, the document they took an oath to uphold...

Nobody's gonna read all that Donnie #TACO

Came for this meme. Leaving satisfied

TLDR.

You know, I want to read his post, but I just don't see myself wasting the 15 seconds of my time to bother reading what I know is just nonsensical bullshit.

I didn't read it. Because every post like that is just whining, "I'm a victim, I'm a victim, I'm a victim," when he's not a victim 🤷‍♂️

The more intelligible parts: "I was told that instead of picking judges, I could just have the federalist society do it, and that their picks would always rule in my favor. I'm not to be questioned or restrained, therefore these judges who struck down my tariffs hate America."

Super helpful comment! It’s perfect!

I made it as far as a sentence … then started to skim… then just gave up and moved on. You’re right… waste of time

I don't know why, but something about it feels off. Like someone else wrote for him. Maybe it's just me.

The POTUS definitely did not write this tripe, not once was hamburder or his gigantic "hands" even mentioned

Trothe sensial needs a character limit.

Who is he thanking for their attention to this matter? lol.

An insult to middle schoolers tbh lol

DO ITTTT @piperformissouri.bsky.social !!!!

I literally can't get past the first few lines. I didn't say sentence bc often, the entire rant will be one sentence. My kids are grown, I can't stand whining anymore. Put your big girl panties on taco man

For those wondering if it matters that there is a madman in the Whitehouse. bsky.app/profile/tren...

I thought the Federalists were his buddies?

He’s so delusional.

One day, we may all find out who his ghost writer is. Any bets?

It's Stephen Miller.

He did not write this. Grammar, punctuation, syntax… definitely not his.

Please. Make. IT. STOP.

I don't even bother... I want to keep some of my sanity

Does TACO Donnie have a couple of brain cells in his head that could possibly team-up and form something resembling a coherent thought?

I never read any of Trump's bullshit anymore. I don't even listen to his press conferences. What the fuck is it worth to listen to a complete liar. It doesn't even matter. The press should just stop asking him questions. Take away what he likes the most.

So if trillions of dollars are flowing into the country, why all the cuts to Medicare and Medicaid?

You would think with all these trillions already in we would be able to feed all our children. Hope the Supreme Court sees fit to protect the states and not just the Don.

Lacking the expertise & political literacy to president, he demands intelligent people suspend their belief in civil society & let him do whatever his inner chimp & his handlers want.

Jess, I suck at this. I'm 60 years old. Please just share this a time or two for Colorado. We are on the same team Cheers, Paddy

Not completely sold that this Federalist Society kerfuffle is real. Even if it is, Leonard Leo doesn't give two shits. He's gotten what he needs from the current occupant in the WH.

I am. Trump is absolutely the completely senile moron that you imagine he is. He has no idea who the Federalist Society is or that they've been running his administration for a decade. He just now learned about them because a headline said they had picked the judge he picked that ruled against him.

Sure this wasn't Stephen Miller asking AI to compose something as if Trump would write it? Trump would have fallen asleep halfway through writing this.

Tldr. Covfefe, man, woman, tv, car. Sharks and windmills, believe me. At levels never seen before. See how much time I just saved?

I also taught middle school. It helps me better understand the behaviors I see from Regime 47. To be fair about it, however, virtually all of my students outgrew their pre-teen immaturity. Not so much Regime 47.

I read the first 15 words and stopped. A 3rd grader with an average grade in "grammar" of 2-!! Do people really read this shit?

Does he use speech to text? He goes on & on…

Jeez….what a word salad. Alphabet soup would make More sense

I deciphered it.

Someone please ask ChatGPT to summarize it in fewer than 250 characters.

Rabid bullshite. There, I'm better than ChatGPT.

What the salad is this?

There isn’t enough red ink

Thank you!!!

Fuck that guy. Ya know, he’s not a legitimate leader. No one has to listen to him. He’s made himself completely irrelevant.

Always someone else’s fault. What a loser.

Grandpa needs a home for dementia care

Is grok trying to send a secret message? The words trump, sleazebag, thing, and hustlers are all in quotes. Also, if we're taking in trillions in tariffs, why do we need to cut essential services in the bbb?

I think we know damn well Stephen Miller wrote that.

No disrespect intended, but no one can dissect EXCEPT for a 5th grader😂❤️

Lawdamercy. You'll need more than a sec ...

That was my first thought as well. Hours...and lots of red ink.

The Taco Loco's English is far below middle school level. It would be a waste of your talent.

Who is writing his posts?

Lil Leavitt

True story. I worked for a non-profit & we had a woman on staff who proofread all of our written material. We received a letter from a large company that was very poorly written. She corrected it with red ink & mailed it back to the company. 😆

I should have said a poorly written letter from a company. I would have definitely gotten red ink on that one.

Early in my npo fundraising career I had a donor that would send every appeal letter I wrote back to me with edits. :) It made me a better writer, but I was annoyed that he didn't send a donation. 🤣

Not all donations are financial

In-kind donations are great, too.

They donated their time.

I love that woman!! I constantly ( in my own head) correct grammar and edit stuff I read(or hear!).

I have done this. These are My People.

“Thank you for your attention to this matter!!” Laffin m’ effing a$$ off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That moment in time Trump finally admits that he “openly and freely” took advice from “sleazebag” Leonard Leo on picking Federal judges. Again, Trump openly and freely admits he associates with sleazebags.

Trump didn’t write this. It’s not his style of writing.

Agreed. Sentences. Congruity. And some of the words are too bigly.

The style was way too coherent for Trump authorship.

Totally agree.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😅

Remember America, you work for Trump.😖

Ramblings and run on sentences of an idiot.

What’s Taco man saying, two many words like Taco Bell menu.

When you're done with it Jess it goes to a psychiatrist, a lawyer and a judge and everyone else. I wonder if saying 'republicans clean up your mess' 3 X's has any chance of working.

I'm perfectly fine with MAGA going after The Federalist Society. Cue the Michael Jackson eating popcorn GIF.

The last sentence shows, he is not the lone author of this rant. Thank you from Trump? We have only to say thank you to him.

He’s manic as the day is long

He's a sociopath!

His mind is a malicious bot of hyperbole.

Good one. Yes.

I read that the White House is scrubbing the speeches that Trump gives, but these tweets or whatever you call them will not be scrubbed from history. Keep talking Donnie two scoops.

TLDR;

Many trillions of dollars pouring in eh? So why raise the debt ceiling, Genius?

Senile, juvenile, nucking futs.

Grade that paper!

Kudos to anyone willing to pick up a red pen and correct all the spelling and Grammar mistakes in that ! (We all make mistakes when we write but he is on another level, and if there are no errors then he didn't write it)

Who is going to read this crap?

Amazed(?🤯) Trump is complaining about the Constitution. You know that political group called Congress. And that other one called the Supreme Court.😂 The nerve of both interfering with Dictating...

"Thank you for your attention to this matter!" Who exactly is he thanking?

He's dictating a letter to an imaginary secretary who will send this to an imaginary business associate who will get his imaginary staff on the job to fix the imaginary problem.

Here, let me help you with that.

Honestly, we could print out all of his posts, bind them, and sell it with a title: “the real diary of a real madman”

Is he using ChatGPT now for his posts??

Yeah, but Trump clearly didn't write this one. You'd just be grading Stephen Miller's grammar.

Came here to say precisely that.

The least you can do is grade it... ...and let us know what level of rambling this is.

Taco LittleFingers must use voice dictation software or a bobbleheaded intern to write his rage tweets. That, or Baron gets a shiny nickel for the chore after that and massaging Jabba’s corns!

It's starting to take Stephen Miller a lot more words to sound like insane Trump.

Unhinged rants of a madman.

Did he seriously say that about Leo? That's like insulting a Sith Lord.

Hilarious parody.

Tell me this is parody.

I’m telling you, he did not write this. It’s too good. The way he speaks. Whooooa! Just saying!!

He can’t write, and certainly can’t read. Someone typed the garbage coming out of his mouth.

Groked TACO

How long was he on the toilet to put that together?

I don’t want to know. With that much KFC and McDonalds running through that bloated orange shitbag, anything is possible. But I really don’t want to know. 🤮

Too descriptive for me! But damn I’m still laughing 👍👍

🤣

Long enough for his legs to feel like television static.

Television static. 👍

He actually stays on topic for most of this screed. It’s unhinged but we can follow what he’s unhappy about.

The wetnurse forgot to give him his night meds. Again.

MAGA TEARS 😭

It would help (a bit!) if he'd heard of paragraphs...🤔

Taco's writing skills equal his inability to grasp reality.

Sick phock.

Notice how his rants are always descriptions of himself.

Good, cuz I'm too buzzed to digest this and not puke.

youtu.be/kaJ2jni3D4I?...

I refuse to read this rubbish from someone who doesn't know how to write in paragraphs. 🤯🙄

when is this madness ever going to stop ffs????????????

My translation: Big mad at TACO.

Sorry, no. You need to have been a psychologist who focused on narcissistic personality disorder to understand this. It's simply one of many anti-social pathologies he displays daily.

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read this , the breakdown would not take a minute , it’s like an Encyclopedia of errors ..

Most people who bother with the matter would admit that the English language is in a bad way, but it is generally assumed that we cannot do anything about it . . .Underneath this lies the half-conscious belief that language is a natural growth, not an instrument we shape for our own purposes. Orwell

So they no longer have ANY word limit? 🤦‍♂️

Please do, and grade it and send it back.

save yourself the headache.

I’d love to see that in red pen with a grade. 

Who’s reading this though?

I challenge you to post the results.

Can you use the red pen????

Gonna need more than one😏

Trump did not write that.

He seems to be surprised that the International Tax Court is in Manhattan, which is rich considering how hard he sold Manhattan to international investors in his projects.

Insane & deluded.

Ghost writer. He’s just nuts

Yeah, that's Miller. You can always tell because it sort of sounds like Trump, but lacks all caps. And slips into 3rd person.

Agreed. The whole thing is too coherent - clearly trying to sound like Trump, but also trying to be too clever by half and get all the talking points in. Points for the spittle-flinging invective, but just not syphilitic enough.

Yes! Another believer in the right wingers all have syphilis theory!

He does talk occasionally in 3rd person. Also the vocabulary is way too advanced. A post used the word stymied at one point…you know he would never say that.

Trump's vocabulary is very small. Especially when it comes to adjectives and superlatives. Yes, stymied is not on his list. Unless someone just said it to him that same hour.

Delusional claptrap

The "thank you for your attention to this matter" gets me every time. 🤣

Leonard Leo bought me judges Why aren’t they bowing down to my will to burn the constitution and be king

@piperformissouri.bsky.social I believe the elephant seal Comms Director Steven Cheung wrote this. No way the TACO KING would post this long of a screed with punctuation and sentences.

I don’t think he wrote this or someone proofread it first

“If I can’t manipulate the market using tariffs then I will lose so much money and so will my friends.”

Its so adorable how when he thinks Something Is Really Important, he ends his idiot rants with "thank you for your attention to this matter" as though it was a sign telling employees its mandatory to wash their hands before returning to work.

A strongly worded letter. He didn’t write this one. I’m guessing Miller.

This is the goddamn president

Me, too, Jess.....but let me go buy a gross of colored ink pens first.🥹

Clearly, it’s all garbage. But he seems to be using AI. But he’s also posted completely rational things. This means he’s NOT the one posting. His staff is. My husband has been teaching middle school for 27 years. We both wish for his demise. The world will not be safe until he’s gone for good.

Reading his words is bad enough, I'm glad I didn't have to hear his voice say this. They need to limit the number of words for him for the day.

😉

THEY ALL DOING INSIDE TRADING

No way trump wrote it. He is a dumb SOB, even dumber than the bootlicker who minimally was able to manage upper/lower case sentences.

Yeah, that's Miller. You can always tell because it sort of sounds like Trump, but lacks all caps. And slips into 3rd person.

💯

I knew this meme would come in handy.

Life is too short to take the time to read anything this imbecile says!

He says the President has to protect us from the people who are doing economic and financial harm to America. What we need then is someone or someones to protect us from HIM!

He's sundowning hard tonight. It's ludicrous that he's left alone at the keyboard, never mind a once free nation.

He didn't write that

lol! I look forward to you, every day!

For the love of light skinned baby jeebuz, will someone PLEASE tell stinky grandpa that he does NOT need to end every single gawddang shitpost with “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. You’re not Karen writing the HOA about a hedge being an inch too high. Put this loser in a home already!

www.reuters.com/world/us/tec...

Yep. Where do you think his meteoric rise came from?

No way I'm reading that lol

Overlord Babyhands didn’t write a single word of that rambling tirade. There’s too many three syllable words that he could never pronounce let alone spell.

No way he wrote that.

His little hands must have been too tired to type My guess is miller did this

While sitting on the floor next to TACOS gold toilet

Most of his rants seem like stuff written while he's high as a kite. ALL CAPS and riding the wave.

The problem is SCOTUS will over rule this like all their cases they are pro TACO

This madness has to stop.