That´s true. #Canada is fortunately NOT a the 51st #USState, and it won´t ever be, I think.

Except Molson. Which is gnats' piss.

(Molson has been owned by Coors for 20 years.)

Given that their HQ is in Montreal, I'll say Canada lost that round.

Just signed a lease for my kid’s housing starting in July-they’re studying in NB on a 2 yr student permit.

Where in New Brunswick? Sad to say that I’m a 52 year old Canadian and visited NB for the first time last week 😳 May be a retirement plan in about 10 years though. Totally amazed with the high tide/low tide phenomenon!!

Miramichi!-it’s going to be quite a change from Memphis…

Oh wow! Yep, that’s an adjustment for sure. They’ll be fine. Maybe a little bored, but fine 😅

Wow, that will be a huge change. That said, as a a born and bred NBer, it’s a lovely province, and if your son is a fan of outdoor activities, doesn’t mind a few months of cold and snow, and enjoys a slower pace of life, he’ll thrive here. 😊

Wow

I so LOVE THIS ! 🇨🇦

It’s funny, but even as I laugh, I’m very sad…

❤️🇨🇦💪

👏💯🇨🇦🇨🇦

Vivam #Canada!

The great WHITE huh

How about Canada annex’s the US as a new territory 🤭

I was born in USA but I am Canadian at heart.

Canada is only a heartbeat away from the same.

Well our ICE is soon to be on the rocks.. stirred and shaken.

Oofff. Wompwomp.

… siiiigh …

I never realized how braggy Canadians are...

Man, you know you're in the wrong when Canada and China are both raining dunks on your head.

Elbows Up!

Too soon?

I love our Canadian neighbors! ❤️

If you look at what is happening and with the history of the US, it's more probable that they will split up before Canada ever does. We're fortunate up here. 🇨🇦

Canadians are nice. Until they're not.

Absolutely 👏👏

Amen to that!

Oof! 😣 right in the feels...

🇨🇦🍁

Please make an amendment to welcome refugees from the US

Our ICE is manure, poisonous.

💥❤️💥

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Except it is stinking hot here today

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ my neighbors to the north

👏👏👏👏

Your smoke is killing us right now. Do something about your wildfires burning out of control.

Visiting Banff and Jasper next week. Cannot wait.

Be on the lookout for Maple MAGA sympathizers and Alberta Separatists bitching about how unfairly Canada treats "The West", while farther West in British Columbia we live with the risk of catastrophic oil spills because Justin Trudeau tried to placate these chuds with bitumen pipeline expansions.

I wish I lived in Canada. But alas, I'm stuck here in TACO-ville, aka Red County, USA. I wish I could emotionally free myself from my home.

Wowza!

Though Canada should apologise for Labatts ICE at some point.

Gosh I love Canada!

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Hahaha! 🤣😂

😢

❤️🇨🇦

I love how the contrast of Canada’s sensible and considered behaviour has highlighted what a chaotic bin-fire Trump’s America has become. Carney looks like a statesman, whereas Trump has shown himself to be a ridiculous narcissistic brat. Go Canada! 🇨🇦 👏🏻

Currently visiting and can vouch that this is absolutely correct from what I've seen. Canadians are simply wonderful people.

Welcome to Canada/Bienvenue au Canada!

Have you met all of us?

Was that you who honked and flipped me off for trying to make an incorrect turn? I was shocked and then horrified that I was responsible for bringing about such behavior. I hope Canada can forgive me. I hope I can learn to forgive myself.

Lol!

Made this 'merican giggle 🤣 TY

Which is one reason I got a passport for the first time in my life. I want to be able to go across the Ambassador Bridge if I need to.

I’d come to Canada, I’d need housing and a job. Otherwise, not sure how I’d survive there. I want refreshing ice.

🤣 🤣 🤣!!

We know that ICE is best used for hockey. (Or cold beer)

That’s some excellent shade right there.

Oh, Canada is right. Too bad we have a bunch of corrupt, felons running USA

Full throated cheers from this Canadian to whoever made this meme!

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It's hot again in Los Angeles Elbows up

Love you Canada!!

*kidnapping

Awesome. Canada I will see in in September. And if you decide to not let me live...well I am totally good with that.

We live in IC3LanD now.

Canada has been a great neighbor.

You also have the best divas and divos- Celine, Anne, Michael, Gordon, to mention 'aboat' a few. I am south of you but may I be Canadian, pretty please? I'll take Vancouver. Packing my maple leaf gold coins right now.

💙

The bald eagle flying to my trees knows the True North is the Land of the Free

Ha ha. So true. Words definitely have different meanings in different places. They should really name ICE Trump's Goon Squad. TGS.

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And Canadian Club is smooth as silk.

Old Fitzgerald VVS Kentucky Bourbon Jack is smoother than velvet and never blended.

Sounds great I’ll try some, Thank You for the Reply.

It's so very good

Where I live wine cooler’s in the summer are very refreshing.

They aren't bad icy cold

Forty Creek 👍🏻

I would like to try some but I’ve never seen it in California or Arizona, bummer. Thank You for the Reply.

Sortilage from Quebec. Real maple syrup in it.

Yummy Thank You for the Reply.

I think this should be our national drink!!

If it becomes your nation’s drink then I’ll drink to that. Thank You.

Lot 40 > Forty Creek but both a a hundred times better than CC.

Thank You I guess I need to come to your country and do some tasting of the spirit’s in Canada.

Great idea! Just so you know, while Canadian Club is a well-known brand of Canadia rye whiskey, it actually has zero rye in it, and you will no longer find the word "rye" on its label or in its ads. Lot 40 is a genuine rye whiskey that doesn't need to be mixed with pop to taste wonderful.

Interesting, Thank You for the info and reply.

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That's cool and all, but until Canada is willing to grant fleeing USians refugee status it's kinda just kicking a moose while it's down and trapped in a beartrap.

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Fecking brilliant!!!

Jess, I think I need a host. But first can California, Washington and Oregon join you? Thanks in advance.

I wish I could live there.

OH OK, rub it in, I guess.

I've had a woman in Canada invite me to come stay in Canada. Only at last resort will I go.

And damn proud of it. 😊 If Drumpf thinks we'll ever bow to his nazism he's in for rude awakening. 🇨🇦✊️💪💪😈

How did i know you had already seen this??

You are psychic 🔮 my friend. 😅💙

Just wanna say your account gives me a lot of hope

Lol

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😁

Fuck off with this right now

❤️ Canada 🇨🇦

🇨🇦👍

As families are ripped apart and innocent migrants are kidnapped and trafficked in the open, this is the joke? But Canada isn’t racist and has the moral high ground? Yea, ok

Huh? 🙄

Good one

❤️❤️my home and native land.

We love you Cananda ♥️

Canada should consider the possibility that its powerful southern neighbor might become a military empire next weekend.

🤣

And this…

Seriously, why haven't other countries arrested Trump for being a felon?

I’ve always loved Canada. Now, I’m a jealous lover.

PERFECT! AS I EXPECT.

Send some to the wildfires

Needed this laugh!

Our Prime Minister just tabled a bill to give the police the powers ICE have. This is not only rude and smarmy but incorrect.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

😊

I vouch for that! It is refreshing, and some months takes your breath away! Beautiful country!

See you soon

💐

💯🤗😭

I would love for Canada to adopt the West coast and the Northeast as new territories. We bring lots of great products and services. Minnesota might like to come too.

We'd be honored.

Please, oh please, will you adopt us?

Well played Canada!!!

Given that we invented apartheid maybe we should not toot our own horn

Sigh....

Our ICE is melting due to climate change. Check out our Trump Premier Doug Ford and Bill 5 in Ontario. All climate change deniers as our world heats up. The ICE is melting.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

It's "O Canada" for the record!

O Canada is the National anthem. Oh, Canada is the post from one who admires the Country.

BITCHIN EH!!

Though I'm afraid it's also melting rapidly - glaciers are vanishing and breaking up.

Come and visit us anytime!

Dang I'm sorry my grandfather didn't follow his dad to Canada

Truth. We love you, 🇨🇦.

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Love it!

I am increasingly envious of my mother’s birthplace 🇨🇦

I know 😢😢😢😢😢😢

Now, if we could somehow put Trump in a deep freeze

Definitely

❤️

Noice Canada. Noice

Deep!

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🇨🇦🍁

Give that ad exec a bonus! They are a genius!!!

Can I come up there?

We're watching Americans be tear gassed and shot at while trying to protect their neighbors. Finding it hard to laugh.

I want to move!!!

Good one

dad jokes are our specialty!

😆

Love me some canada

Arrestingly refreshing eh

I ❤️ Canada! They are so normal and that is not meant to be an insult 😊

Not all of us! Some of us are neurodivergent weirdos, and we prefer it that way! 😉

😂 Still love you guys!

Is it because we apologize for everything? When someone tells me I don’t have to apologize, my instinct is to apologize for it, and it’s already out of my mouth before I can catch myself. I say you’re not Canadian until you’ve apologized for apologizing. 😏

Oh...neurodivergent weirdos are the best people! Very thoughtful, considerate, critical thinkers. MOST OF US use our superpowers for good. (No, we don't claim Musk.🖐️)

Best post of the day! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I've watched the silly world recently and decided we need Critical Thinking Is Ace T-shirts and other stuff to print this amazing thought provoking thought on you utter numpties:) My silly little shop is here :) www.redbubble.com/people/Funny...

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Our ice is also used to skate on.

We're always here, through the good times and the bad. 🇨🇦 🫶 🇺🇲

Canada, our ice doesn’t suck

I love this, Canada! 🇨🇦

🏆

Oh, Canada!! That's Cold!!

😆🤣

ELBOWS UP!

👍 Can you turn off the oil spigot for a few days

❤️🇨🇦

What a great post! Thank you!!

I wonder if we can ask for Canadian asylum?

Wish I were Canadian

Oh yeah, thats us. We like immigrants. We recognize that they benefit Canada with their hard work. Their culture add to our diversity and the culture of Canada

Im here in Niagara Canada right now at a campsite. Canadians here are just enjoying life, sitting around their campfires with their families. Nobody is talking about trump or politics. Its a reminder of how things used to be for us Americans. 😢

Oh, Canada, how I wish I were there.

Oh, well done @symbo1ics.bsky.social.

sounds about white

Asking for me: if one was to move from NY to Canada, would they be allowed to bring their 6 healthy, vaccinated cats?

Yes, I believe so. 🙂

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Ok…no disrespect but stfu now Canada! Love you….

Nice.....love the slogan

Elbows up!

Point Roberts be like What?

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Molson ice?

Good one Canada !!

Love it!!!

👍

Maybe try dating California then, you know you both want to.

Anyone who has had a Natty Ice might have some disagreement….

Germany: our ICE goes 280 km/h on rails

Though I have to add, this one is alao mostly white and has at times taken people to places they did not want to go

Canada really needs their own social media app

Love this!

Love this

🙏🇨🇦🩷😄

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

For now.

MY HOMELAND!!!!

Very appropriate today! ;-)

And here we are.

❤️🇨🇦❤️

Is there a German version, where it's about trains?

Unless you protest Oil or Old Growth Forest and then it’s Straight to Gaol for You.

LOVE this SO MUCH!

You actually have real ICE. Not domestic terrorists cosplaying as ICE.

We have, for now. 😿

🇨🇦

Hopefully ICE can provide asylum for us trans folk I mean, I couldn’t afford the trip but I know many others who’ll benefit I’m sadly gonna die in Oklahoma, being a poor trans person be like that

Oh, Canada! 😏🇨🇦