They are bootlicking, milquetoast wimps. Cowards. Weak in the face of the very thing they were supposed to fight against. Limp in an authoritarian takeover. Pushovers in the fight against those who plan to harm their communities and families. jesspiper.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
I have friends who carry, everywhere! I believe in the 2nd ammendment. Unless you're specifically trained, no one should carry a gun. No one!
I really like your vibe!
the bigger the gun the smaller the 🍄
#Ammosexuals
They don't see this as authoritarian, it's what they wanted... Authoritarian is forcing them to agree with gays and black people and brown people and women being seen as equals to their white male superiority...
All cock and no walk
Alpha was never a good designation -it always represented men who used any means necessary (often violence or threats) to gain power money and sex.
I appreciate your perspective. I can certainly empathize with your take in light of today. The war talks and Z day are always more fun in theory but.. crickets now. This is the silence I anticipated but it is more deafening than I was prepared to stomach.
Forty years of hearing about gun toting heroes of the Republic. Pure, stinking bullshit. Also: Almost two-thirds of gun deaths are suicides, and almost never is a bad guy killed in gun homicides. Guns are a pathetic, tragic notion of what personal protection and home safety mean.
It’s almost as if US guys buy guns to kill themselves. And lie about it.
I've seen conservatives completely dismiss our gun problems because suicide isn't *really* gun violence, so it's not actually bad. 🙃🫠 They also seem to think all the suicides would happen even without the guns, which... in my experience isn't true either
Yup. All this tough talk about how they protect us from tyranny, as they VOTED for it and never fired a shot. Frauds.
Perfect!!
Jess, you are being too nice.
House of Cards...
You are on fire, Jess!
So weak that they can be frightened by tens of millions speaking out against them.
This👆!!!!
I don't understand how an excess of fear (signaled by the need to take a gun with you everywhere) makes you tough.
Exactly… if nobody gets to carry a gun, you don’t need to protect yourself from anything!! Canadians get this… 2A Americans don’t.
Bahahahahahaha
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I don’t believe most are truly fearful. They need to compensate for their personal insecurities and guns make them feel powerful, tough and in control. They all secretly want to cosplay the hero when in fact the vast majority have neither the skills or the balls to pull it off when it matters.
Those who whip out a gun and shoot a teenager who's gotten lost for ringing their doorbell are fearful people. The hatred in this nation flows out of fear. The motives of gun toters are over-determined so, yeah, guns do make them imagine they are powerful. But they are most assuredly fearful people.
Underlying their fear is racism, pure and simple. And it’s racism that is used by the GOP to elicit such fear. With flagrant lies & outrageous exaggeration. Take away the melanin and they’ve got nothing. Oh, well, except maybe hatred for LGBTQ regardless of color, there’s that.
Absolutely. The innocent dead teenager is almost always Black.
Where and when I grew up we had a word for people like this. Started with "P" and ended with "y". It's still accurate.
These weak people will buckle, they will be held to account and justice always prevails, It is always darkest just before the dawn. These weak people will crumble in the face of resistance they will shrink when confronted with real strength, they always lose, they always die shameful deaths
So well said!...
They think they will all be kings. They think all of this is for them. They're gonna learn.
In the UK, when we see those images of big guts armed to the teeth while walking round Walmart or queuing at the Subway counter, our first thought is, what has you so scared buddy? The supermarket can't be that scary surely! Cowards is what they are. Can't even walk around their own country unarmed.
White men think their rights won’t be impacted. They are wrong.
Damn. His ears are bigger than his hands!
And his ear looks like nothing ever happened!
I suspect it was a sudden violent full diaper at that point! Somebody call #WetWipes!
milquetoast
I grew up with guns...you had to use them in order to eat. They are not toys or tools to be used to intimidate people. I swore to never carry a gun in public. The NRA shills for mentally ill people to have them. Insane. If my neighbor tells me they are frightened due to guns, i listen to their fears
Who wouldn’t fear these unhinged militia types who obsess over their guns, fetishize their guns? Particularly in stats with SYG laws. They want to be the stars of their own FPS game IRL, they are not serious people, they are not responsible gun owners and that’s why they are dangerous.
Will an authoritarian govt allow its citizens to own guns??
Weak men that only care about power and not responsibility. We have rights, but there is responsibility with those rights.
It's "THEIR" takeover, which was the point of the guns the whole time.
I used to work with tough guys who bragged about their "guns." I got tired of it and asked them why they didn't serve like I did in the military, to defend their Second Amendment rights. Of course I heard silence as they couldn't say anything in response. I've found these types to be full of BS!
That's right, obese, loud mouth drunks at the end of the bar and trump flags waving are going to fight tyranny. These assholes couldn't put down the pizza slice and Fritos and push their fat asses off the couch long enough to get up and get their fingers pinched in their ammo box.
No Kings Day. We can do this. Peacefully celebrate “we the people’ tomorrow!
50501 is saying DON’T sit down. They are saying to move away from the agitator and turn away. If you’re sitting down, you’re too vulnerable and can’t move quickly if you need to. The elderly would be at risk if they did that.
Thanks
Remember, Trump still has a price on his head from the Iranian government. In his first term he killed the Iranian General they hadn’t forgotten
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Oh, they’re gonna HATE this. Well done!
Damn , you worded that perfectly.
#NoKings #June14 ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
Go, Jess!!!
The big bad pro- incorrect 2A cult turns out to be a bunch of pussies. What a time to find that out.
When I hear “alpha,” I think software. The alpha version is the first release and goes to a select group so they can bang on it and find the bugs, glitches and shitty parts. So alpha is bugs, glitches, crashes and the shit ppl trade in for the beta.🤣🤣 (And the final release eventually.)
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Homosapiens and their guns...
⤵️ limpalphas.
Don't kid yourself. At least some of those "alpha males" are the ones behind the masks.
Oh, I’m positive of that
What an enlightening read. And a scary one at that. It just reaffirms everything I have learned about that type of person. Thank you for not pulling any punches and telling it like it is!
I hear you,I see you,I believe and agree with every word. We have similar backgrounds and I know these men too. The future is in the hands of those who believe enough in a country free of the mindset you describe. It’s up to each of us to reclaim America from these despicable traitors to democracy.
pistols? whipped.
And ICE are all fat slobs who were bullied at schools now THEY are the bullies
You are so right
They are actually weak kneed betas but whatever.
My daughter made her own ‘homework’ to complete today. I think she gets a 💯
She gets ice cream for dinner!!!
Biggest bullies are the biggest babies.
Bunch of INCEL mama's boys
Semper Feeble
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"They tried to bury us, but they didn't know that we were seeds."
Acidic, clear-headed and superb Substack.
Good read. Funny that the worm brain isn’t doing anything about the single greatest threat to children. They won’t be taking my guns but if you’re a criminal…
Absolutely. Amosexual Momma’s boys to be sure.
Alpha...most of the alpha's are all hat no cowboy
Great read. Thank you 🫡
I agree. 👠👠👠👠👠. Let’s have a revolution.
And their hats, masks, and pants aren’t bullet proof. Just saying.
This goes back to mental health. We must prioritize mental health, especially societal mental health.
So the wimpy runts who were afraid to get in a fist fight as kids became the perfect marketing target for the gun industry. Sales are booming, but not the guns. Paper tigers shooting only paper targets I bet we’re less than 5yrs away from a MAGA politician taking away their guns b/c now they KNOW
Anyone who brags about being alpha is actually insecure. Doesn't take a Ph.D. in psychology to figure that out....
I haven’t had a chance to read it yet but I have a feeling I’m really going to like this one.
Agree
Spot on.
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It’s all too phallic.
👏🏻 I’m reveling in your creative and precise description of these losers. Thank you!
As a man with a diminutive member, I resent the association. JK - OK, half kidding. Love following you. Thank you for the work. I believe you are a sincere advocate.
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The “don’t tread on me” crowd sure is doing their best doormat impression these days.
I have a number of "Alpha" men in my family. God and Guns types. Let me tell you, even with their guns, they couldn't last a minute in a real fight. Gout, diabetes, overweight, bad eye sight and a pill box that looks like a small pharmacy just for starters. They've been so scared & manipulated!
Loved this column.
Unfortunately, while they all have guns, they also have bone spurs. Just terrible…
Don't forget they're also insecure whiny titty babies 👍 While you implied that, I'm happy to just outright say it.
Such a perfect description.
Jess, Nice essay💙
Seriously where is their argument about "govmint needs ta be SCARD of me and my AR-15" now?
Is there such thing as a minus alpha? Negative number alpha?
"Don't Tread On Me..." is such bullshit.
Every time the NRA or any other gun jumper claims that they have a right to a gun to prevent an authoritarian government, I want to hear the audience and the journalists covering the event to shout "Bullshit" at the top of their lungs until the spokesman retreats in shame!
Well said. But, these “men” aren’t just servile toadies. They actively WANT what this regime is serving. That’s what makes them dangerous in this moment. Because they are servile, they will do what they’re told. And if told to attack you and me, they will.
Turns out, those people who call themselves alphas seldom are
This comes as no surprise. Remember the big open carry event where there was a sniper and everyone dropped their big guns and hid behind the cops?
I listened to your article. Bravo! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Thank you for your continued advocacy…from a Parkland mom
I grew up in Southeast Missouri, and I cannot remember a time that our elected officials behaving the way this current administration is behaving. We need people who will uphold their oath to the constitution
Meal team 6ers turned out to be scabby kneed brown nosers of the 1st tyrant who agreed with their prejudices.
Gravy seals
We Always Knew
lots and lots of bugaloo boys in Tallahassee. redneck redhats spreading their gospel of hate & violence.
All small dicks
I’ve never understood why being Alpha was such a good thing… it’s pre-release, full of bugs, not even ready for testing, and certainly not ready for public consumption…
I had no idea that is how you spell "milquetoast"! I have been spelling it like it sounds my whole life. My father used that word to describe guys like trump. I had an image of those cowards dipping their white bread into a glass of milk, because it was too hard for them to eat otherwise. LOL
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Quisling is a good word to add to your vocab these days...
They are all omegas... let's just skip to where they really are.
Omega also scientifically refers to resistance- and they resist change and equality.
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Great description of the NRA who spent years convincing americans that they needed their guns to protect the country against a tyrannical govt. And now that the tyrannical govt is here, these dickless wonders are hiding in their mommy's basement. What total pathetic disappointments.
Man, I totally dig your posts! Keep it up!!
