I've spent a lot of time as a tourist in many different places, I'm careful to remember to beat a policeman everywhere I go. I'd hate to miss out on the full tourist experience!

I really don't get this. A guy, a DOJ employee ffs, brings food & offers it to the cops - and gets brought up on felony charges. Were the cops vegan or something? Seems like this was an act of love - even if the guy didn't feel safe getting close enough to the cops to hand it to them on a plate.

All depends on loyalty to dictator tRUMP.

I know. Isn't it the very worst and the height of hypocrisy?

Having a two-day riot in Charlottesville and killing an innocent activist, very fine people!

😡😡😡

Impeccable logic, per the usual.

It really defies logic and goes against common sense. But such is "leadership," as defined by our MAGA siblings in 2025.

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Who weighs these events, doesnt seem very fair to anyone except the Gestapo

Centrist: But what if the sandwich had pepperoncini? The juice could sting one’s eyes.

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Allegedly shoot a healthcare CEO, act of domestic terrorism. Kill 2 senators and impersonate a police officer, not terrorism.

Also, White nazi kills 10 African Americans shopping for groceries, also not terrorism. White nazi kills over 23 Latinos in Elpaso Texas and injuring 20+ more at Walmart. Still debating if it was terrorism. Not sure yet. But the singular CEO that caused harm to the assailant. Sure, terrorism.

AND THEY THINK AMERICANS AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION?

The "tourists" were only there for a "peaceful protest" on "a day of love". MAGA is a cult, it's just a new spelling of NAZI 8 6 4 7

I also like the letters FDT

Some pictures fellow resistors held at recent peaceful protests. Unfortunately I didn't get a picture of me with my sign- 8 6 4 7 Trump and MAGA suck

I like your pictures!

From the May 1st protest in Lincoln, Nebraska. We were in front of the state Capitol building here just before walking to the governor's mansion. I had the plastic dolls sign & wore the WTF tee. It was a great day. I can't wait to go to more!

What about the torture of billionaires, the Trump regime, and at least 50% of Congress using large hooks on chains, whips, and drips of high molar hydrochloric acid? Oh, did I say that out loud? 😈

😂

Fortunately, a judge decided that was an excessive charge, but we'll see what actually sticks.

Big balls needs to be in Federal Prison, he is a Russian asset

Impossible to understand, unless you see it through the eyes of a narcissistic dictator.

Felony sandwich throwing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm like 99.98% certain that the handful of cops where were actually present at the capital were set up to die by their pig brethren. Like they figured they could get rid of some dead weight by feeding these guys to the mob.

🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪

And those traitors got a pardon from the filthy crook in the WH and a job at dirty Bondi's DOJ. Fucked up country right now with these fascists in charge.

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Assault with a breadly weapon.

And the second one was pardoned by a sex offender straight from Epstein’s Island of Pervs…

I guess it depends on who the thrower is and who the cop is, sad.

Pardonable. It’s a disgrace!!! Shame, shame, shame!

John Sandwick

Well, if that’s what the justice system wants and cops can get behind, then here we are…get your flagpoles people.

Well if it was from the crappy ANIMAL KILLING JIMMY JOHNS…

Eating at Subway should be a felony. Throwing a sub at a fascist should be a gameshow competition.

Hey! Agent suffered serious oil & vinegar stains on his favorite storm trooper cosplay. He is being seen at nearby Mayo clinic laundromat. US Attorney & purveyor of box wine, Pirro intends to charge as a felony--early forensic examination indicates the Subway Subversive used a club sandwich

Holy shit! A club sandwich? With mustard? 😱

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Roast beef?🥩

Really good.

thanks, I get lucky once in a while

ketchup & mayo clinic.

Tourist behavior that gets you a job making 70,000 a year.

Sean Charles Dunn, the “sandwich guy” is being charged with a felony, while the orange-demented-pedo-pathological-liar pardoned 1,500+ J6'ers hundreds of whom plead guilty to assaulting Capital Police. #NoKings #impeach #standup #resist #refusefascism #stop47regime

I heard the judge dropped the charges.

But it was a CLUB SANDWICH! No justice!

Coming soon

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Political discourse.

" your honor I thought I heard him demand my sandwich, which i delivered with all do dispatch , lest they shoot me for disobeying an order"

Same shit, different day.

Republicans have been moving the goalposts right for fifty years. And here we are.

F those guys and never forget. #turds4trump

No, that was love. Trump said Jan 6 was a day of love.

Beating a cop with a flag pole: job at DOJ

The tiers of justice are getting deep up in here.

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Is that a foot long??? Dangerous ⚠️

Weapon of mass distraction

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

OY!!! The pun of it all.

Assault with a deli weapon

Brilliant artwork! I agree! discord.gg/thepeoples-s...

There were very good people on both sides 👍

Thank you for that Jess. . .

Or killing cops outright. Got to love the hypocrisy of the Orange one and his cult.

You and your family are great Americans.

So much for “equal justice under the law…

" concerned patriot"

*thing to aspire to

Throwing a sandwich: baloney. Not felony. Beating a cop: presidential pardon and a job in the administration.

With a pardon

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Makes sense when you remember that they are also protecting child sex predators by not releasing the Epstein files

Also raping little kids is acceptable now the government just lowered the consent to 14.

Gets pardoned

And patriots!🤬

That’s how goon theatrics works to know Thanks in point this out in this example

Ooo. What about those gallows they conveniently built that one time? Or maybe be like the French and bring a guillotine.

Pooping in the Capitol Rotunda is ok too...

Trained professional law enforcement know how to properly use de-escalation techniques. They didn’t. Stand still, let the wrapped sandwich fall and the man run away scared. It’s the multi-officer chase & arrest over it that was bad, and viral. It’s not like it was a dildo thrown at female athletes.

The republicans follow no rules. You see it every day just going about in public. People are getting downright mean now. The criminal republicans gave them permission to be barbarians. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Throwing a sandwich fired from DOJ. violently calling for killing of police at an insurrection HIRED at the DOJ (Jared Wise)

With a pardon

Beat up Capitol Police At the Capitol Building & Get Pardoned 😡😡

Don’t feed the pigs. It’s a felony! discord.gg/thepeoples-s...

But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, you get charged with a felony - WTAF???

Absolutely 💯 no comparison. They are making a mountain out of a itty bitty mole hill. 😡😡😡 The guy stood up for his beliefs. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

It’s all about the amount of “Love” you show while committing said acts. The J6ers were just there to spread the love. 🙄

Republicans have ruined this country with their hypocrisy! 🤬

Project 2025 is a means to an end. MAGA/Trump are just useful idiots.

Yep - Republicans (Heritage Foundation etc) have been systematically working for decades toward their goal of returning the U.S. to its pre-civil war white patriarchy. . . 🤦‍♀️

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Or gouging a police officer’s eye out with a flag pole

If the gentleman out of whose hand the sandwich slipped had accidentally hit the cop with a flagpole, it would have been tourist behavior. Oh, by the way, does Subway sell deli sandwiches on a flagpole to go?

The world has turned upside down I’m afraid

Carrying in DC. bsky.app/profile/opsa... 🤣

Either way, not guilty. ACAB.

No one should be prosecuted for throwing a sandwich at someone impersonating law enforcement.

Yeah. I fail to see any logic or justice in that at all. And a subway sandwich, too....not even a good solid frozen meatloaf sandwich.

And encouraging someone to beat a cop unconscious gets you a high level job at DOJ

And not just any felony. One that is important enough to arrest him with a SWAT team and a camera crew, despite him having confessed and been nothing but cooperative. And not just just any tourist behavior, but actually a guarantee of a cushy job in the administration.

Don't forget: Child trafficking and raping little girls: presidential.

Got it.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE! Republican are the highest percentage of pedophiles but block women from healthcare and act like children aren’t scared by it. WE MUST STOP THIS CYCLE!

If this be treason, make the most of it. -Patrick Henry The first sandwich of the revolution has been thrown!

I heard there was a second sandwich thrown from the direction of the grassy knoll.

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My thoughts exactly Sadly true in trump time

I think the officer was hungry, he just can’t catch.

Or just didn’t happen!

Time to buy a bunch of flagpoles!

Tourist behavior: pardoned.

A day of love Felon47 called it.

Completely sad but unfortunately so true!

A soft, limp, nasty sandwich

Patriotic tourist behavior, hence the flagpole. SMDH

I said no mayo!

"For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law!"

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It's disgusting.

Clarification: Democrat throwing a sandwich at a cop: Felony MAGAts beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: Tourist behavior.

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Your world is really upside down, and there is no way to make sense of it 😢😪

"Advice for Tourists" needs to be re-written.

A hard roll would have made him eligible for the death penalty. Good thing it was a hoagy.

Trump's 'Merica

Let's start a huge food fight in DC. I have lots of rotten tomatoes.

felony disrespect ??

With a get out of jail free card

The US is FUCKED!

Anyone forget yet? We are under attack. Our Democratic Republic and Constitution (and the Bible) are being exploited The words, the ideals of our country are being usurped and turned against us

Pretty sad.

You’re not insane. MAGA has that covered from every phobia. That’s how they are able to process the overwhelming level of contradictions they encounter on a daily basis. They just let the fear overwrite their logic.

Welcome to the Fascist State.🤷‍♀️ #WeWereWarned

@GOP Goveernment Of Pigs

EXACTLY!

Commit treason get to be president. Throw sandwich get lethal injection.

Absolutely true!

Pardonable.

We live in strange times

A N G R Y M E !!!

America (Project) 2025.

The Hypocrisy of all of this is Staggering

Well, the officer could have Celiac's disease.

adding this to my bucket list

The Department of Injustice.

I have a feeling that this is the last year of our country. No matter what happens next November, the republicans will end the US Constitution in favor of a dictatorship

They arrest only when it's to their advantage. Incomprehensible.

Stealing!

But the sandwich had salami and I think that is what the Feds have decided is the line between misdemeanors and felonies.

It WAS hard salami. Hits different.

Molesting children: presidential pardon

Pardonable tourist behavior

Are we great again??

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🤣 Shouldn't laugh but that's really funny. Dame Vera Lynn (brief in) said it's important to find the moments of joy (in difficult times).

Agree

Lots of love. So much love. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Law and order my ass.

It’s time to reciprocate!

TACO is a FUCKIN COWARD

Being a 34-times convicted felon, probable pedophile, and corrupt crime boss: president Supporting a diverse American Democracy: felony

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Foot longs are the most dangerous!

If you're a judge who is Muslim & has affiliated w/ prisoner advocacy orgs: congress votes against your deserved candidacy for the Federal courts (including 2 Dems) If you're a man who beats on a fallen cop and screams, "Kill the cop!": you are appointed Deputy Director of the FBI

We must outlaw sandwiches 🥪

Should be a good indicator of how fucked up trump’s mind and his mindless followers really are…and the lies they perpetuate. Nazis all of them!

to be a bit more specific: Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: pardoned touristic behavior.

Yep. Had he used a different object, he'd be considered a patriot.

The GOP concept of justice has always been that it applies to others and not them. Rules for thee but none for me.

That’s not a felony, it’s a food fight.

NEVER NEVER NEVER FORGET J6

No wonder they detain and deport so many tourists 🫠

Wherever that Hoagie came from, they need to rename that sandwich after the dude that threw it.

I don't know how they rationalize that kind of hypocrisy. 😐

I think they never even think about it. They're ignorant and blind to it.

Getting a Proud Boys membership and a MAGA cap are cheaper than having a lawyer on retainer. Follow me for more criminal mastermind hacks!

Vandalizing Tesla: Terrorist

Trump pardoned a triple murderer who killed one man with an ax, slit one woman's throat, and beat to death another woman. But the guy who threw a sandwich at ICE gets a felony.

Trump backs the blue (unless they block his coup). 😡

Federal prosecutors told a judge they had failed twice to secure an indictment against Sydney Lori Reid for allegedly assaulting an FBI agent during an ICE arrest. Hoping sandwich guy gets the same.

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Mmmm hmmmm.

TRUMP LAW🤬

It’s only a felony if it’s ‘thrown’ not ‘tossed’. The court determined it is not a felony to try to feed ICE patrols. Let the courts decide on the details. Hundreds of ‘Sandwich’ cases hitting the courts, challenging Barbie Bondi! We can’t miss this chance to turn the tables with passive protest.

Our new America.😳

Yes. Except if a maga throws a sandwich at a cop the regime cheers. If a “liberal” beats cops until they are unconscious, they will be sent to a concentration camp. No questions asked.

That shows the wackiness of what we are living

President trump has never seen a foot long!

Domestic tourism.

Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony

Priorities, right?

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I'm actually kind of disappointed that career prosecutors rightfully took one look at their marching orders to crucify Sandwich Guy just for the optics of it, and said "I don't think so". The felony trial would have produced the kind of mockery that peels the orange off of Trump's face.

I suspect as a judge has released the guy on his own recognizance. If this actual goes to trial, the judge will laugh so hard at the prosecutors, as he tells them to piss off, and Pirro will demolish another box of wine.

Crazy...

End, of severely limit the presidential pardon, ten ought to just about do it.

Plot to overturn the election and attack the Capitol, you get pardoned by the putin lover.

Beating a cop and breaking into the Capitol to HANG MIKE PENCE: qualifications to join ICE

Throwing fire extinguishers at a cop’s head: “peaceful love fest”

I think it’s time for open carry! Seriously, he needs a GoFundMe because he was a DOJ employee in the horrible AG fired him and charged him with a felony and “Judge Jeanine” is out to get him you know!

We have entered a new era of resistance & warfare. Who knew it would be the sandwich makers & mascots who had the innovation necessary to bring back democracy?

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was thinking the same thing. If some Nazi POS can attack children on a playground and get $800,000 for it them this man deserves at least that!

And MAGA hypocrisy.

It’s pretty ironic, isn’t it?