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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social

I don’t believe in Heaven, but even I know Trump won’t be getting into a place reserved for good folks…

aug 31, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1,115 100

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JusTrish @justrish1788.substack.com

I agree. Also if there were a "heaven" I really don't think you could fundraise yourself place there. Tangerine turnip is only going into the dirt. Hopefully well encased as to not pollute the soil.

sep 1, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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jf @cruiser369.bsky.social

I’m right there with you.

aug 31, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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bigdaddylipscomb2.bsky.social @bigdaddylipscomb2.bsky.social

I'm a free-thinking Catholic who believes in - and hopes for - heaven and Salvation. I also believe America is changing in a way that will test all faiths and those who have none. This is a time to support each other and all Americans of reason, compassion, democracy and Goodwill.

aug 31, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Derek Mulready 🇮🇪🇪🇺 @dpp7541.bsky.social

I've discovered by a family tree search that an Protestant ancestor converted to Catholicism because he wanted to marry a Catholic. All things considered the recent events in Ireland. Exposed since 1979. The shame. the shame. Oh the Shame. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

aug 31, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sunset Cove @grammy1947.bsky.social

Nope, Traitor Tot will be going right straight to hell where he belongs.

aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matthew Brice @matthewbriceak.bsky.social

Atheist?

aug 31, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Palmeter @jpzo.bsky.social

Dont forget that in the Felon’s ramblings over the years it has become readily apparent that he believes enough to mention that his father, who he has always sought the approval of, is watching The Fat Sack has mentioned dad would be proud, but I firmly believe deep down he knows he failed. 👀🙈👀

aug 31, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liberal Patriot Who Remembers His Oath @ormazd72.bsky.social

Neither will the “Christians” in his cult.

aug 31, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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mike @manatr0n.bsky.social

The only reason he's still here is because the devil keeps refusing to take him

aug 31, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katie Oliver @katieoliver.bsky.social

I don't believe either but right now I sure wish there was a hell.

aug 31, 2025, 7:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Robert-JP @rob-jp.bsky.social

trump has been wondering that himself I hear. I'm sure he's been reassured by those "Christian" charlatans that he is guaranteed a seat next to Jesus himself.

aug 31, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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💙 Chuck Floyd 🌈🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦(86 4[57]) @chuckfloyd.bsky.social

Well, I heard you have to show your "license plate" at the Gates.

aug 31, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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ACO @nintyfan1991.bsky.social

Once he arrives in Hell. Guess who is waiting!

aug 31, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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MaMaDonnae @mamadonnae.bsky.social

They’re making a special place for him right now!

aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Knotabot @qbits4u.bsky.social

If he does I hope he ends up at least having to carry the golf bags of undocumented women of color.

sep 1, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social

He thinks he can write a check. In fact, he could use the $ he stole from that charity. 😁

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Didntcmecumin69 @didntcmecumin69.bsky.social

He’ll be in purgatory if such a place exists.

aug 31, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dave @all-love-4-me.bsky.social

You may find out. Better start believing before it's to late.

aug 31, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Didntcmecumin69 @didntcmecumin69.bsky.social

Great lyrics, Thank You for coming by and enjoying the entertainment and for your reply.

aug 31, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave @all-love-4-me.bsky.social

Can't wait to see this opponent campaign commercial. You're just gross Jess.

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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pjoy25.bsky.social @pjoy25.bsky.social

Oh, don't worry. He'll attempt to gain admission by threats and litigation, I'm sure. He's a certifiable POS.

aug 31, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Screach Owl @screach-owl70.bsky.social

We all can believe what we choose to! Personally kinda believe there is an after life and though maybe not a heaven! Also believe where he’s going is not gunna be good.

aug 31, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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ENVY2024 @envy2024.bsky.social

He’ll just be gone. End of a shitty life. But in the end, does it matter? It’s over. You did what you did & that’s it.

sep 1, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Grolaw 🌐🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦 @grolaw-me.bsky.social

The reality is clear: he’s living his best life now. We failed to hold him accountable for his actions because he had access to large sums of money. #Trumpocalypse

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aug 31, 2025, 5:22 pm • 8 0 • view
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Jaina B @jainabledsoe.bsky.social

Ah HELL no. Any and all "GODS" will create a hell just for him.

aug 31, 2025, 5:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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twochimama @kdepew58.bsky.social

If you believe in all that crap then maybe believe he’s going to hell. I just hope it’s soon.

aug 31, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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marketdoctor.bsky.social @marketdoctor.bsky.social

I do, and I don't know what's in his soul*, but I understand this reaction based on evidence. * Independent of other theology, having doubt that he has a soul is normal and human. If that doubt inspires you to try harder for the rest of us, even better.

aug 31, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paint it Blue @kimberlysaysnope.bsky.social

(IF HE DID): In shocking news, heaven has reported it's first ever lynching today....

aug 31, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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john4eagles.bsky.social @john4eagles.bsky.social

He’d just try and implement tariffs.

aug 31, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jean Krak @jeankrak.bsky.social

And everyone who supports him. Because if, after everything that's happened in the past 7 months, you STILL support him... you are a BAD person. It's just that simple.

aug 31, 2025, 6:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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momtomissm99.bsky.social @momtomissm99.bsky.social

I can't get past how anyone could vote for him after January 6, 2021!!!!

aug 31, 2025, 7:17 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jean Krak @jeankrak.bsky.social

I forgave the brainwashed folks for awhile. Only haters support him now.

aug 31, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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momtomissm99.bsky.social @momtomissm99.bsky.social

haters and ignorant people.

aug 31, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr Robert ~🎶~🎶~🎶~ @drrobert25.bsky.social

Sadly, we have to live in the HELL he's created on Earth #PedoPresident #PEDOpotus #TrumpRAPESchildren #TrumpCRIMEfamilyTREASON #RepublicanPEDOparty

aug 31, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jackie C. @ Jackiegardens@bsky.social @jackiegardens.bsky.social

Wondering if he isn't beginning to figure that out.

aug 31, 2025, 5:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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Peg Lev @catgang4.bsky.social

Jess is right, you know.

sep 1, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Eagleeyes @jclchin.bsky.social

Nevermind heaven. Hell is too good for this evil pos

aug 31, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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waa2112 @waa2112.bsky.social

I hope he ends up in "The Good Place", you know... The one in the show. 😆

aug 31, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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waa2112 @waa2112.bsky.social

We all know that he will never figure it out.

aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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waa2112 @waa2112.bsky.social

Construction is currently taking place on another circle of hell in preparation for tRump's death.

aug 31, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Derek Mulready 🇮🇪🇪🇺 @dpp7541.bsky.social

The much anticipated obituary. Will have his Enablers scuttling to the nearest airport looking for a Friendly Country that will accept political Asylum Seekers from trumpieland. There aren't any. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

aug 31, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Em-80 @aimeety.bsky.social

So, is he going to The Good Place’s Bad Place (obviously, my preference) or to The Good Place’s Bad Place’s Good Place, which might also work? I guess as long as he’s gone, we’re all good!

aug 31, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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ouizyinvt.bsky.social @ouizyinvt.bsky.social

He can’t get in bc he doesn’t believe he is ever wrong or needs to atone for a single thing in his entire wasted life. But if he does get in, I don’t want to go there. Any place that would let this vile excuse for a human in is someplace to avoid.

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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PeriwinkleRose 💙🇺🇦 @periwinklerose.bsky.social

And if that asshole actually IS there, I will beg to get sent to the other place!

aug 31, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Warren D @bluenuthatch.bsky.social

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Love2Laugh @farzaneh-f.bsky.social

He belongs in a 💩💩💩💩hole

aug 31, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Loki @jacob-marlowe.bsky.social

Heaven sounds very woke so he'd hate it. In fact, it would be Hell for him so...

aug 31, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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kimcam.bsky.social @kimcam.bsky.social

Exactly

aug 31, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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rudygonzzz.bsky.social @rudygonzzz.bsky.social

I don't even think Satan would want that creature in hell. Lucifer will only peel his skin off trying to restrain from blowing hell to kingdom come! 😉😉

aug 31, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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richarddonquixote.bsky.social @richarddonquixote.bsky.social

It would seem opposite to the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. #WakeUpAmerica

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Nick Kave 🇬🇷 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 @nickkave.bsky.social

If by heaven you are referring to a blazing non-stop inferno with water lines equaling the food bank lines during Covid, he’s a shoe in

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aug 31, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patrick @icedbrew2.bsky.social

Trump and Satan
aug 31, 2025, 5:10 pm • 10 0 • view
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Paul Streen @paul-streen.bsky.social

Melania doesn't believe in God, but even she is praying nowadays.

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aug 31, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shawn @stubbornirish.bsky.social

They’ll let him go to door # 2 and they’ll Have a big slide inside going waaaaay down

aug 31, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth Easter @elizabethleaster.bsky.social

There’s a Bob Dylan song for every occasion.

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aug 31, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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barborrock.bsky.social @barborrock.bsky.social

Amen to that - and I’m not religious!

aug 31, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr.Mike 🚫👑❌ @drmke.bsky.social

He’ll be luck to make into hell.

aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ian Prikryl @ianprikryl.bsky.social

His family can charge admission to piss on his grave

aug 31, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rebel @richeysriches.com

I like you even more now…. Thank you for sharing that part of yourself. 💙💙

aug 31, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave @all-love-4-me.bsky.social

You need higher standards Rebel.

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rebel @richeysriches.com

So do you. No truth, eh? Look up the definition of ‘except’. Bless your deity loving soul. Truly. 💙💙

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Lindsey B @hadriansgaul.bsky.social

You are a breath of fresh air.

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jackie💙 @jackietastic.bsky.social

I always thought the idea of Heaven and Hell made no sense. Since you HAVE to have evil to have good, how does it make sense to punish something necessary? I frustrated the Sunday school teacher frequently, but now I kinda hope that there's a fiery pit with mosquitoes and dubstep on replay.

aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social

IT'S NOT VOYEURISM IF YOU'RE SOLVING MYSTERIES Illustration of kids peering over a fence. Quote from The Orange Turd Melon This country does not belong to them. It belongs to you.
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DW Bowers 💙💙 🇺🇸 🫏 @dwbowers.bsky.social

He deserves to get the Hell he believes exists.

aug 31, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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DW Bowers 💙💙 🇺🇸 🫏 @dwbowers.bsky.social

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fal-...

aug 31, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 6:14 pm • 12 0 • view
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social

I don't wish death on anyone but this monster and his sins must go straight to hell!

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