THEY KEEP MUTTERING THINGS LIKE "HE HAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL" "I MADE HIM TOO FURRY BUT THAT'S OKAY I THINK" "HE'S SO SMUG" "I THINK HE HAS SLENDER TWINK SHOULDERS, DO YOU GUYS THINK HE HAS SLENDER TWINK SHOULDERS?" "WE DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT PROPORTIONS WE NEED HIM TO BE SLUTTY" "I'M MAKING HIM LONG"
IT'S BEEN OVER 10 MINUTES. ONE OF THEM IS STILL RENDERING HIS "JUICY EMPEROR THIGHS"
THEY ALL COLLECTIVELY DECIDED HE WAS A CENTAUR BECAUSE I JOKED ONE DAY THAT HE WAS A HORSE BOY AND INVENTED HORSES OH MY G O D S
that was the best half-hour of my life I am so full of love for my players
Your players are incredible and I love him!
I feel like the bad news is that he's definitely got to be a centaur now. But the good news is how often do you get to use a centaur as a bad guy?
I nominate “WE NEED HIM TO BE SLUTTY” for an extra Inspiration.
I gave them an extra inspiration because of this comment and they say thank you!!
You just made my night. I’m dying, laughing.