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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
sep 2, 2025, 1:36 am • 1,871 455

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Peter Mason @devomase.bsky.social

@brianmitchl.com

sep 2, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social

Can confirm. Chicago is the ultimate FAFO city.

sep 2, 2025, 4:13 am • 8 1 • view
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social

Imagine things got so bad they make a malört molotov cocktail

sep 2, 2025, 8:44 am • 4 1 • view
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Redneck Lefty @rednecklefty.bsky.social

I was just wondering about this. Talk about an environmental hazard.

sep 2, 2025, 11:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeremy Owens @jeremyashley.bsky.social

😂😂😂

sep 2, 2025, 1:40 am • 3 0 • view
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Simon White-Thatch Potentloins @largetesticles.wang

i wish tear gas was as delicious as Malort, the drink of champions

sep 2, 2025, 4:25 am • 6 0 • view
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GIGGLES708 @giggles708.bsky.social

Ahh yes, the Chicago Handshake is for the real ones

sep 2, 2025, 3:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Stephen R. Smith @stephensmith.bsky.social

Reminds me of this:

Photo of a Malört ad on the side of a truck, with a woman holding a shot glass with a pained expression. The slogan reads: Malört Do Not Enjoy. Responsibly.
sep 2, 2025, 4:24 am • 21 2 • view
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Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:52 am • 49 4 • view
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:52 am • 9 0 • view
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Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:54 am • 4 0 • view
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Martini Shot 🎬🍸 @martini-shot.bsky.social

Yes!!!

sep 2, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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KevTheRev (FHL Ministries) @kevtherev.bsky.social

😂

sep 2, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
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🙄 Kristi @disappointed55.bsky.social

I LOVE CHICAGO 🙌🏼🥰

sep 2, 2025, 3:35 am • 6 0 • view
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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social

@ellearmageddon.bsky.social In some recent Malört discussion, a Scandinavian said his family member makes it by putting a sprig of wormwood in vodka. I got some dried wormwood at the herb store, tried a teaspoon in 100ml vodka, and sure enough, that's the main flavor in Malört (also sugar)

sep 2, 2025, 4:03 am • 13 3 • view
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social

I have a colleague who makes his own.

sep 2, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social

yep; it’s called bäsk!

sep 2, 2025, 4:29 am • 4 0 • view
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Bird Nerd Is Proud And Free 🌈 @vozderaquel.bsky.social

I mean, #NoLiesDetected for sure...

sep 2, 2025, 1:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Antifa Temptress @antifatemptress.bsky.social

The Pope would approve

sep 2, 2025, 5:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Martini Shot 🎬🍸 @martini-shot.bsky.social

I LOVE Chicago! ❤️✊🏻

sep 2, 2025, 4:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social

@csonkatroy.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Miss Bingley @missbingley.bsky.social

If you are wondering what Malort is

sep 2, 2025, 5:56 am • 9 1 • view
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Devin Chaloux @devinchaloux.bsky.social

lmao the look of regret before she drinks it 🤣

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sep 2, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 1 • view
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Bird Nerd Is Proud And Free 🌈 @vozderaquel.bsky.social

I have not endeavored to consume it, but those who have say it is reminiscent of burnt grapefruit. Both flavors that are not to my liking.

sep 2, 2025, 5:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Miss Bingley @missbingley.bsky.social

Yuck

sep 2, 2025, 6:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Bird Nerd Is Proud And Free 🌈 @vozderaquel.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 6:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social

I have avoided it myself largely, but "drinking hairspray" is also a comparison I have heard.

sep 2, 2025, 8:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Bird Nerd Is Proud And Free 🌈 @vozderaquel.bsky.social

Oh dear God. I'm not unadventurous, I've had Laphroaig and liked it, but this just seems actively unpleasant on every level.

sep 2, 2025, 9:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Marius Strom @marius.org

@blowdart.me assume you’ve spotted this

sep 2, 2025, 3:45 am • 2 0 • view
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harryanna.bsky.social @harryanna.bsky.social

Don't they make huge fans that can blow the tear gas back at them?

sep 2, 2025, 7:44 am • 2 0 • view
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David @davidac64.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 Yea Chicago!!!

sep 2, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social

@jcsalterego.bsky.social @sifu.tweety.fish

sep 2, 2025, 2:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Spicy Nice @spicynice.bsky.social

@virginiarthomas.bsky.social was this your sign?

sep 2, 2025, 7:54 am • 2 0 • view