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‘stina is a shiny special one @stinapag.bsky.social

Dear Universe, Tomorrow is my sister’s birthday. It is in your power to give the very best present ever. I’d own you one. Think about it. ‘stina

aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 39 0

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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social

What kind of favor do you think the universe might ask for?

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
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‘stina is a shiny special one @stinapag.bsky.social

One step at a time. I’m sure I’ll regret such an open ended quid pro quo but that’s why I made friends with a bunch of lawyers.

aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social

The Universe et al v. Stina for breach of contract

aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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‘stina is a shiny special one @stinapag.bsky.social

I’m sure I know a litigator or two who’d be happy to help. He’ll, I even have a few ERISA lawyers who’d just confuse the other side and make them not want to be involved anymore.

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Spencer Parks @spencerparks.bsky.social

Seconded

aug 30, 2025, 6:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Spencer Parks @spencerparks.bsky.social

BTW, we need a reunion. Oh wait, a union? I don’t think we’ve ever met face-to-face. I still have “the phone”.

aug 30, 2025, 6:17 am • 2 0 • view
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‘stina is a shiny special one @stinapag.bsky.social

Yes! We do need to actually meet!

aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 1 0 • view