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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

Why is it impossible to find clothes that I like? I mean, really? I want: a thigh-length WOOL cardigan in navy blue or bottle green; a pair of flat black court shoes; a crimson linen shirt without frills on. I don't want bits of chain, bits of plastic, frills, pintucks, redundant buttons . . .

sep 1, 2025, 1:37 pm • 11 0

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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

Or this: www.houseofbruar.com/l-boyfriend-...

sep 1, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

Not sure it would be big enough 😭

sep 1, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

Go men's? (As long as you don't object to the buttons on the other side) www.houseofbruar.com/m-lw-v-cdgn-...

sep 1, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

Is it what you're looking for otherwise? Try country clothing type stores generally, more likely to have timeless stuff (rather than fashionable). Linen shirt; if you want 100% linen, nice quality, you're best to make it yourself, but wait until Fabworks has it's annual spring linen sale/restock.

sep 1, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I've found one, I think. £85, though! Am better at knitting than sewing and that tells you what you need to know about how bad I am at sewing.

sep 1, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

The shirt? If I was going to make you a good linen shirt, I would charge £100 (2 metres at £20/metre, plus pattern, plus making). £85 is a reasonable price.

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

House of Bruar. Comes in navy. Not even that expensive! www.houseofbruar.com/relaxed-card...

sep 1, 2025, 2:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie @anniesten.bsky.social

I’ve given up with M&S I don’t want to live in their greige world anymore I want COLOURS Their winter woolies are the exact same tones as last year dreary and boring

sep 1, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

They’ve got navy but it looks like skool uniform.

sep 1, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie @anniesten.bsky.social

I want colours bright colours. I’m sick of being invisible! 🫥

sep 1, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I really want a lime green jumper.

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Carol Ann @carolann.bsky.social

Plumo have got some good colours. I fancy their green jumper

Plumo jumper in green
sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

that's not the green I'm after

sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie @anniesten.bsky.social

I like the sound of that!

sep 1, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I've been looking for several years and am yet to find one. I once bought a lime green blouse, and it took me an hour to decided to buy it. The first day I wore it to work, seven people complimented me on how nice it looked. M&S had a muddy lime green in during the summer but I want bright green.

sep 1, 2025, 5:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie @anniesten.bsky.social

The whole colour palette at M&S is muddy

sep 1, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

Except for the bright scarlet, and since I embraced my grey, it's a bit much for me. I've got a scarlet cashmere cardigan anyway.

sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Annie @anniesten.bsky.social

I like scarlet but I’ve got a jumper in that colour and this year I’m trying to be a bit more careful and not buy multiple garments in the same hue. I shall buy less but buy better

sep 2, 2025, 7:33 am • 0 0 • view
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EricaRhubarb @ericarhubarb.bsky.social

I have a black wool cardigan from M and S with pockets. Ages old. In boasting news le Tricoteur makes Guernsey jackets with a zip and pockets . Pure wool. DD2’s business.

sep 2, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I have two identical black merino cardigans because I had a menopause moment and forgot I'd already bought one. I wear them INCESSANTLY, in fact I was wearing one of them today.

sep 2, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lisa Kerslake @lisajk.bsky.social

…..glitter, shiny thread, asymmetric hems, gold tassles….

sep 1, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

Sequins, bugle beads . . .

sep 1, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lisa Kerslake @lisajk.bsky.social

Visible brand logos, smocking, bows, elastication, 3/4 sleeves, blouson sleeves…..

sep 4, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Lisa Kerslake @lisajk.bsky.social

Acrylic! I forgot acrylic!

sep 4, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

I always used to buy M&S men’s lambswool cardigans and jumpers.

sep 1, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

Cardigans everywhere are too short. Pah.

sep 1, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

Or weirdly shapeless, out of proportion widthways.

sep 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

That's just me, the wearer. However I do not see the point of a wool winter cardigan that doesn't cover my kidneys.

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

I knit my own these days so I can make the body and arms long enough for me.

sep 1, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I'm close to finishing the back of this one and I've already done the sleeves . . . I only bought the yarn more than five years ago.

sep 1, 2025, 6:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

I’m always knitting cardigans but they’re never quite right either 😕

sep 1, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I specialise in shrinking or making holes in cardigans that have cost me an absolute fortune and several years to make.

sep 1, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

Yes. Quality wool is so expensive. And there’s no guarantee it’s going to look nice at the end.

sep 1, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I got this on sale. It's lovely yarn, and when I saw it I just grabbed.

sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

Have you got a picture?

sep 1, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

In a world where I can get a jumper for £25, my favourite cost me £100 in a sale 7 years ago. I had to take a deep breath, but it's good quality wool and it would have cost me that to buy the wool let alone knit it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

Ouch.

sep 1, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

I've learned front knitsky that there are people who will undo a whole knitted garment if they don't like it. It's logical, but I don't think I could cope with the emotional trauma of doing it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

😑

sep 1, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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BettyStovesEyes @bettystoveseyes.bsky.social

I don't think I ever have, but our collection of felt pot plant stands testify to my willingness to boil stuff I've knitted to fuck and then to cut it up once it's shrunk to a third of its previous size

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

🤯 I've undone a garment someone else was throwing out and used it to knit something for me. That was OK because I had nothing invested in it. Like putting the wrong fuel in the car, I boiled one treasured jumper and have been on high alert ever since.

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I used not to have a washing machine so I took my alpaca and silk Jaeger jumper, months in the making, to the laundrette. When I pulled it out of the machine, I did not recognise it.

sep 1, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katherine @katvanzan.bsky.social

🧶 The frog is your friend. 🐸 Yarn is a wonderfully reusable art material. I have some yarn that is on its third or fourth life as a garment. > There's no crying in knitting. <

sep 1, 2025, 8:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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RhubarbAndRue @rhubarb-and-rue.bsky.social

There might not be crying but there is DEFINITELY cussing. Looking right at you, p7togtbl. Right at you.

sep 1, 2025, 11:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Katherine @katvanzan.bsky.social

Twas ever thus, Rhubarb.

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social

This. I was angst-ing about a sweater I'm knitting and my gal pal said, "You haven't done anything irreversible." 💡🧶💡

sep 1, 2025, 10:08 pm • 5 0 • view
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Shireen Anne Jeejeebhoy @shireenj.bsky.social

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that. Too short, no closure, and no pockets! Argh!

sep 1, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

We need a campaign for longer cardigans.

sep 1, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

MADE FROM WOOL.

sep 1, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

Yes. Heavy.

sep 1, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jan @townsendtowers.bsky.social

I’m itching already!!!

sep 1, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social

😕

sep 1, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shireen Anne Jeejeebhoy @shireenj.bsky.social

Definitely!

sep 1, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

It's ridiculous. A winter garment is mainly for keeping you warm. How it looks is of secondary importance.

sep 1, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

Maybe look at "coatigans" (horrible portmanteau word)?

sep 1, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shireen Anne Jeejeebhoy @shireenj.bsky.social

I discovered that word recently on a clothing site. They weren't what I was looking for. I just want a warm cardigan that isn't heavy like a coat, to wear indoors or under a raincoat. With pockets. That I can button or zip closed. Why are clothing designers STILL making women's wear sans pockets?!

sep 1, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

I make them... (there's a Simplicity 'pattern hacking' one); have made it in boiled wool, and in heavy cotton knit. Pockets in all, come down almost to my knees.

sep 1, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

Pockets are a must.

sep 1, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shireen Anne Jeejeebhoy @shireenj.bsky.social

Also, it's impossible to find a coat not in black or white long enough to cover your knees. When it gets cold here, you need a long coat so your legs don't freeze! It'd be nice if they came in pretty colours so you don't blend into the asphalt. Black/grey in winter ain't chic. It's depressing. Sigh.

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Catherine RW @polyhymnia.bsky.social

Sewing is my superpower! I have waisted, full-skirted, ankle-length coats in scarlet, and a fairly in-your-face blue, as well as navy. M6800 modified. (I live outside Edinburgh).

A long full-skirted red coat, showing the patterned lining.
sep 1, 2025, 7:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

Wow that's fabulous

sep 1, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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chiller @thechiller.bsky.social

What's "M6800"? I'm getting "dell laptop" when I search. 🤣

sep 2, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Shireen Anne Jeejeebhoy @shireenj.bsky.social

Gorgeous! What an upper to wear on a dreary winter day. 👍

sep 1, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

Camel?

sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shireen Anne Jeejeebhoy @shireenj.bsky.social

I haven’t seen one in so long, I’d forgotten about them. I remember them as being too expensive.

sep 1, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

There are some fabulous wool tweed coats about, but so very very expensive. I keep hoping one will turn up in a charity shop, but they've got very good and spotting things like that and putting them on web sites to sell for serious money.

sep 1, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social

Go Uniqlo for all staples in good bold colours

sep 1, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

They aren't big enough.

sep 1, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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EricaRhubarb @ericarhubarb.bsky.social

Do you need more than their xxl? You can get that size on line. I do.

sep 2, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

No idea because they want you to send them photos of yourself to estimate which size you need and I'm not doing it.

sep 2, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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EricaRhubarb @ericarhubarb.bsky.social

I didn’t do that. I just gauged on line from their size chart.Mind you, cms and inches confused me.

sep 3, 2025, 9:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Kaz @lottieplot9.bsky.social

Picked up a nice lightweight cream top in cotton from them today from a charity shop. Feeling smug.

sep 1, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I'll bet.

sep 1, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social

I have a nice new wool cardigan from the men's department of Uniqlo. Deliciously soft and cuddly. The women's versions were far too short

sep 1, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social

I got a beautiful knee-length (on me) pure wool charcoal grey cardigan with shawl collar and pockets for £10 on Vinted. Maybe worth looking there and then dying the right cardigan navy or bottle green?

sep 1, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

When I’ve finished my current knit, I may well do another. People don’t seem to knit 4/ply much these days, either.

sep 1, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social

I'm a very slow occasional knitter - but even then I can't remember the last time I knitted 4 ply.

sep 1, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Church 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @crunchie64.bsky.social

Seasalt is good for linen tunics. I live in them

sep 1, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social

I’ve got Seasalt tunics to there and back again. They’re not shirts.

sep 1, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grumio @grumio.bsky.social

Have you checked Lenny Kravitz’s Vinted?

sep 1, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ninjaworrier @ninjaworrier.bsky.social

They're not the cheapest but Haris Cotton have a good range of linen hariscotton.com/women-clothi...

sep 1, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cheryl Lewis @miladycheryl.bsky.social

I'm sure you are being besieged with suggestions but have you looked at www.woolovers.com

sep 1, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dianne and the rest is mystery @joggerplodder.bsky.social

‘Scuse me popping in, and apologies if you’ve already tried, but have you looked at SimplyBe or JD Williams? (Same company so there is product crossover). Or John Lewis?

sep 1, 2025, 8:09 pm • 2 0 • view