It's also they don't understand the difference between a Domino's pizza and the one you eat in a restaurant looking out over the Bay of Naples and oh god I need to go to Italy soooooon.
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It's also they don't understand the difference between a Domino's pizza and the one you eat in a restaurant looking out over the Bay of Naples and oh god I need to go to Italy soooooon.
Let him keep digging, I say!
Nailed it.
What is chicken ticket masala?
Why is it impossible to find clothes that I like? I mean, really? I want: a thigh-length WOOL cardigan in navy blue or bottle green; a pair of flat black court shoes; a crimson linen shirt without frills on. I don't want bits of chain, bits of plastic, frills, pintucks, redundant buttons . . .
I'm curious: does someoen get a life ban for that? it must have been pure luck you weren't killed?
Not enough.
I'm so glad. Jail term?
What does the cat say?
Was the proverbial book thrown at him?
But of course.
So we've cleaned the windowsills today, looking on the bright side.
Opened the windows ten minutes ago because fresh air is nice. Five minutes ago, we had an absolute torrential cloudburst. So how's your Monday going?
I think they've got the month wrong. Halloween Eve is October.
Chatty lass?
I think the Rosetta one is harder. My bestie is getting it for Christmas 😈
Go on, then?
Oo. From the BM? I’ve got a friend who likes jigsaws. Might cure her.
G’day!
It’s raining 😁
That’s what the oubliette is for.
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#SilentSunday
Again, fabulous. Your village must be built a bit like Boscastle?
Likely to be shut in a shed or garage, but I'm sure you know that.
This policy dates from when I lived in London and had horrible neighbours who lived on boiled vegetables.
Smol but perfectly formed. Not the cat, he's a monster.
I think they’re more Sunday roast people.
Cheddar and Chavroux (I think it's goat, might be sheep, absolutely love it.)
Winus chuckibus: what happens when a smol fly gets into the last mouthful in your glass.
#silentsunday
#SilentSunday
Even now, most people don’t give an arse. Just a nasty noisy minority.
I was on one in March. Nearly shat myself.
#SilentSunday
Yup asbestos was considered magical.
Slice or two of #cheese. Further glass of red chicken wine. @jelltex.bsky.social
A sort of mushroom cloud effect. Just as toxic. And Blair’s government tapping into it.
Sade releases “Smooth Operator” 41 yrs ago today. “We played this game,” Stuart Matthewman said about the band’s early gigs. “We told the guy at the door, ‘even if they’re on the list, don't let .. the record companies in." They all turned up, .. couldn't get in. That made them want her even more.”
Make me feel old, why dontcha?
Bloody hell, Dotty! I hope someone is ministering?
‘Get your miserable feline nose off my lunch!’ What I have just said to the #catpest
#GoodLunch Coq au vin and pommes boulangères. Wish I were in France.
It was mass hysteria. My friend was upset that I wasn’t upset!
Five if you eat five. I’ve just made a Margarita with the juice of two limes in.
Aaaaah! #Margarita time! #alcohol
I think the accident happened late on the Saturday and at the time the papers were reporting it as an accident but when I got to my friend's she'd heard they were dead. She was a big Diana fan and was genuinely upset.
I was going to Barcelona with a friend. I'd got to her house about midnight and the papers were already out reporting it.
I can't drive but I have been driven on the autobahn by a guy who wanted to show of his BMW and also scare me. I wasn't frightened, but if anything went wrong at that speed, you'd be burgers.
I'm sort of the other way on: have just put lunch on. When it's ready, I'll have a cocktail then a glass of wine with it. Then shove everything in the dishwasher and maybe a nap.
Sounds idyllic, except for all that driving.
I'm cooking coq au vin and as usual when I'm cooking something particularly good, I've left the kitchen window open so that all my neighbours can smell it. #cooking
Lucky bugger. Whereabouts?
That's more likely to have been at the Royal Albert Hall.
Once you've retired, you start to resent the way that doctors' appointments, hair appointments and any other calls on your time eat into doing exactly what you want all the time.
good afternoon it's raining
Yeah, if I'm feeling more energetic i do housework or go for a long walk. There's a bus and a train in each direction each hour, but the buses are unreliable. I can actually walk from my front door up the road and along green lanes for a couple of hours.
Just a dragon dancing to Morris #SundayPixEntertainment #sundaypix
I used to like Sundays before they changed the trading laws, tbh. A day of enforced idleness is a very good thing IMO.
SO. What are you plans for the day? This will sound dreadful, but I've only just had breakfast. If you can't lie in on a Sunday, when can you, is what I say. I have plans that involve #DesperateHousewives and my knitting, as still not feeling 100%.
@silverandblonde.bsky.social @craftybookworm.bsky.social can you help?
I'm looking to find any "real life" friends of @shushitssusan.bsky.social Susan Hoult. It's a bit urgent, so would you mind retweeting this? Thank you so much lovely people xxx
Went to the shop for croissants. Bright, sunny, fleecy whites. On the way it started to rain. Cats and dogsing it down. BUT I haven't lived in Devon five years for nothing. I was wearing my raincoat. #winning Also: got two croissants.
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Did you see it? If not it was probably a hill.
#SundayPixEntertainment The Royal Opera House, to see Carmen.
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Mr grass is green again. It’s magic.
This is awesome...Scientists breathe new life into climate website after shutdown under Trump
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Devon, Exe estuary.
Saturday night and I'm pleased to say that the #SneezyTowers boudoir has fresh bedlinen and is waiting to receive me. Just calling the #catpest in. He's got a little tin of Sheba this evening, because he's my lovely boy.
Would love to see your best one or is it too personal to post on here?
Having looked at it longer, the shade on the left-hand side, particularly where the path reaches the top of the slope, is just wonderful.
PS: have you every been happy with one of your paintings, ever?
I love it and if you want to sell, I have space for it.
Amanda, it is mind-blowing. Absolutely stunning.
Saturday night: you can do what you like.
Just a heads up to anyone using Firefox:
ignore me:engaged brain, found it and did it thank you If something goes horribly wrong, I'll tell them I was following the advice of a random person on bluesky.
And where do I find the about:config page? Honestly, I have no idea where to look for it.
I don't know that many people.
I'm more likely to knit it myself!
Definitely not posh. I aim for average with good taste in tableware.
My bestie wasn't keen, I don't think, but she did say it reminded her of Wales and that was a compliment because she's Welsh.
It's just . . . If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. The friend in question likes fairytale toadstools and purple glittery stuff. Exactly.
For some reason, I feel oddly insulted. I'll have you know, I eat off matching china and own a Miele vacuum cleaner.
Of course. You didn't think I was POSH, did you? People occasionally make this mistake, then discover just how wrong they were.
Me three. I own four actual paintings. The biggest one, I showed it to a 'friend' and she said 'I wouldn't hang it on my wall.' I said 'that's fine, because there's only one, and it's on MY wall! [you cow].'
Me, eating spam chow mein without the spam.
OK, I'm two gins in and still in love with Bree. She's fabulous. #DesperateHousewives
And that Rob is taking his own advice, of course.
Yep. Have just started rewatching and I remember her as being the most irritating and unpleasant character. Bree is my role model. She's perfect.
omg OMG O M G! DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES is on ITVX! When did this happen? Why did nobody TELL me? You may be seeing less of me for a while. #DesperateHousewives
Today is #FrankensteinDay which celebrates Mary Shelley’s birthday and her famous creation. Which is your favourite pop culture version? For me, I naturally have to post one from Scooby-Doo! youtu.be/NN1rlY3E83A?...
Treat your cat this Halloween with an interactive ouija board from @petsathome.bsky.social What could possibly go wrong?
Show me a photo of your garden in the rain. #RainGarden
