Just watch Elon? not trump, we know how screwed up trump is, Elon be Tripp’n, out of his mind.

Either that or he's doing a bad Stevie Wonder impression!

White trash

Good gravy. Is that a side effect of Keta? Head rolling? Looking upwards?

Yep. Stoned past his eyeballs.

Trade schools are great for people have the talents needed for trade school, but not everyone wants to be in a trade school ,some people want white collar positions !!! What is the matter with these two ???!!!!

Can these drug addled monsters get a bad batch? Asking for at least half the world’s population of 4.1 billion people who want peace & harmony. #8647

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All that gold in the room now may have been blinding him 🤭🤢

I hope he overdoses and I’m not sorry I said it!

I hear colors.

Definitely something in the blood stream of Musk. I missed the thing about $$ going to trade schools to build rocket ships equally disturbing actually crazy.

Between the sky high wannabe Nazi billionaire off to the side and delusional old man who thinks continually injecting the words $millions and $billions into the convo, it is no wonder the world has no respect for this America.

He’s been huffing the spray paint.

maybe he found the coke left by the biden administration

Rocketship trade schools....

They used to let Syd Barrett of Pink Floyd play his guitar onstage even though it was not plugged in after he started losing his sanity. Just saying...

Call Dan Dare! He’s the man to do it. A man before his time. (I declare an interest… I had a pair of Dan Dare wellies when I was 5, so I am prejudiced).

Pathetic.

Ignoramus you just cut everyone’s ed budget, and destroyed ed dept, so what, mechanics for electric cars? You shut down immigration

TRULY IS DISGRACEFUL😳🤣

Sad to think his poor kids have his fucked up genes.

If someone showed up to their probation officer with a black eye and tweaking like this they’d immediately be locked up.

It's good to be riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich, yeaaaaah!

DRUG TEST THE BITCH ! ! !

Had the super Special K for breakfast.

Musk should check in.

A least Fox put the true headline. That reporter Fox's Peter Doocy seemed to be the only one allowed to ask any question and even frame the NY Times article to allow Musk to arrogantly say false nonsense a declare that the end of it. All it did was give more fuel to the Times article.

What a k-hole.

He's as high as a kite.

Dude is trippin’ HIGH AS A KITE 🪁

The fact that media got this on video and then didn’t ask questions or didn’t do a story tells you all you need to know about the state of our media.

In the room!! They were in the fucking room and didn’t report on it. They reported what someone else reported about the campaign It’s bizarre

Where that there trade-school where we be building those rockets?? Is that baron going to one of those?

#classactionlawsuit against Muskrat for illegal access to the personal data of all Americans

Loaded

I hate Leon, but I might have to be high as a kite to tolerate being in the same room as TACO and listen to him rabbit on and on and on...

Elon is not high at all.

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He looks nuts

Elon too

The film and the novelisation

He didn’t wear a suit!

WOW 😳

Stoned off his ass. So, now republicans are ok with drugged out leaders. Makes sense...the Nazis were heavily into drugs as well.

"Somebody has to build those rocket ships" that Elon keeps blowing up every week.

Yet they ended Job Corps yesterday the technical training program. Elon's riding the white horse. Two addle brains in the room...

“Is that a gold angel flying around? Wow his hair is spun up like cotton candy. Wow all the Special K has me so hungry. I wonder if his hair is pink flavored? I should build cars, out of tinfoil. Wow I really need to pee” Elon Musk

Another day at the office🤷‍♂️

Can somebody shut up that blithering idiot?

How it all started.

Mike Myers’ nails this. youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU?...

L' autistico e l' ignorante

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Shame on the USA! Both of those fckng addicts are killing us!

Shame on the GOP - Dems don't support such corruption.

Yes. 👆🏻 Shame shame shame #GOPcowards

That's how he got the bruise on his face. Dumbass Nazi fell.

He looks like he's halfway to Mars already.

I'd like to see gravy poured over his head. And how many trade school folks build rockets?

A disgrace. America is the laughingstock of the world. And that is a shame. The country that lead by example has turned into a dictatorship.

Down the K hole head first, damn

Those walls are melting around him.

No suit, but stoned to max.

Normalizing the weirdness.

How embarrassing for him.

2 scumbags, the worst in existence.

Two druggies

Lookin like Smokey in the chicken coop lmfao

Man is fucked up! I do t see how he’s still able to stand

He is SO full of Horse Puckey !! And LEON has something circling his head (he can't quite find it though!)

Here's another punch, from @hcrichardson.bsky.social and @nytimes.com EM's own texts reveal he tampered with the 2024 election, as suspected:

Both are high

The money isn't given to them, it's for services such as research for specific things. WTF, who's using the drugs besides Elon I wonder 🤔

Serfdom...generations of feudal slaves ..working for pennies..

Yeah... ALL FOR YOU... TACO!

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What an incredibly cluttered office! Who is the homeless man nodding off by the president?

Taco salad

Ok but do we really learn how to build rockets at trade school?

American kids learn how to build rockets in elementary school because it’s so easy. Just a plastic bottle, baking soda, vinegar, and blam!

Blam took me out 💀💀💀

So easy that we don’t even need a department of education!!!!

Every politician should be randomly drug tested and fired when they fail. Bye Boebert.

And listen to TACO, “Their making mice transgender”.

Self driving neurolink activated in Oval Office.

2 drug addled idiots in one ......do they share dealers?? Did Scott Bessent give Musk his shiner?

Yeah, I'm old enough to have lived thru the '60s - not that I remember them.

A-hole in a K-Hole

Hell yeah and these morons can't see it!

Well, then, you GO boy!!

NIH says "No, it isn't. It rots the gray matter, causes urinary problems, and gives marked twitching and eye rolling that MAY not be irreversible. Just sayin', Eldon. Just sayin'..."

Two very small men with very large platforms.

He's so far gone that he can't even wait until after this to fly high. He 100% believes he can fool everyone and nobody will notice because he's the best actor ever.

Just imagine if your airplane pilot acted like this.

And people used to talk about Jimmy Carter's brother because he had a beer brand and lived in rural Georgia. Big scandal Bill Clinton's brother might have had a problem with coke... dunno, maybe but THIS IS THE OVAL!!! And they're on tv!

Drug taco

He’s orbiting Jupiter. He finally made into space.

I hate his voice

Loud part: "I tried them years ago!" Quiet part: "...and never stopped"

Wig is blasted out of his gourd. Get into treatment, loser. Don't inflict your midlife crisis on us!!

President Elon and Trump. Both brains are needed to even approach the mental acuity of one normal brain. And what comes out is warped and twisted by disease and drugs.

Trump's office looks like Granny the hoarder.

We definitely need someone to build his rockets and robots and other bullshit because musk is a bozo and can't do shit himself without money and actual engineers to prop him up

TWEAKING

Elon needs a serious detox, he looks like a wreck.

Let's reflect on the kind of churches that encourage their flock to look the other way if not hold their noses to support this.

Hes gross

All this because a college newspaper published an opinion piece?

His baby mommas should call CPS and have him tested/interviewed...but we know he already has little contact w those kids and he sends his $$ on time, so nothing will happen

He's being sued for support and custody by one of the most recent mothers. He's not providing support.

Well, that tracks. What did those women think they'd be getting? Why anchor yourself to such a psycho??

Nobody pays me any more to diagnose anybody. All I can do any longer is pickle food and iron sheets and play with my Dog. And continue my analysis of the evolution of the connexions between US materiel production and private business. I make really wonderful garlic pickles.

Somebody has to get a degree to design rocket ships that don’t blow up.

... and, like, ONE neuron realizes just how wasted it is and cannot wait to get the fuck out of there.

The race to incapacitation: Musk vs Trump. Who will win?

Thinking neither of them have or will send any of their kids to trade schools. They'll bribe their kids into ivy league universities but want to limit OUR kids to trade schools. Rat bastards.

Who gave him the shiner on the R. eye there!?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

He blamed it on his 4 year old son 🙄

They’re both wearing diapers for different reasons

*Slightly different reasons.

Gotta admit, I'd need SOME sort of drug to stand there listening to that stupid fuck's shit without slapping him right across the face.

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Movin to the groovin

Go, Trump, GO! List all the ways you are trading quid pro quo blatant CORRUPTION with Musk! This will go over BIGLY in court.

Look at his jaw, I'm confident that's more of an MDMA gurn than anything. Maybe a K-chaser to level him out. Hopefully both.

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He looks like a person looks right at the moment they're getting ready to morph into their werewolf form, under the full moon.

Um, couldn't super rich #BILLIONAIRES like Musk just fund TRADE SCHOOLS??????????

Yikes.

That’s right, you need to be on K to agree that Trade Schools would train rocket scientists

Lies

Growing up in urban communities, I learned to spot a drug user in 2 or 3 nano seconds. Literally took me half the time on this spaceballing mfr last year.

Did his dealer beat him up?

The head toss is the giveaway. Don’t ever do this if you are ever stopped by law enforcement. You’re in for a load of trouble.

Did he not think we’d notice? Arrogant b….

So now all the little people can work putting Elon’s rockets together. Wow!

I faired a lot better on good acid.

If I saw this guy walking toward me on the sidewalk, I would make a quick break for the other side of the street.

What a freak. Freak show

Newsflash for tRump: Actual Rocket Scientists don't get their advanced degrees from Trade schools. However, given Musk's recent series of catastrophic failures, it's hard to avoid concluding that Musk is unaware of that little fact. [==*==]

He didn't actually attend Stanford, did he?

Musk went to Stanford for 2 whole days before dropping out. [==*==]

Gates had a longer college enrolment. EDLIN still sucks.

Is this real? Cause it's bonkers.

Abuse of ketamine turning his liver into gel.

He should watch himself to see how obvious he is.

Now musc rat has said he has used drugs its time to deport him to the Southern Africa, or Ruanda

Fuck off turd!

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We've all been there....

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Learning astrophysics at a trade school????

I know Musk is the focus of this thread but...Did Trump just say that manned space flight should be left to those in the building trades? Nothing against construction workers, electricians, et al but I feel like they're going to need at least one astrophysicist and a couple of engineers, y'know?

LOL and on Fox News I wonder how they are going to spin this one

They are just going to ignore it.

Hey dumb and dumber

Elon looks like hell. #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

Fuck AIPAC they can’t control our free and legal speech. Israel will not silence us on the genocide

Can he be drug tested??

Woah…!!! ‘Only the best people!’