Solomon

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

not arizona (@notarizona.bsky.social) reposted

I like to call this “Death by Gruyère”

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Oooooooweeee

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

This what i love to see

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Height???

Your Tiny Journalist Friend. (@thewayoftheid.bsky.social) reposted

Rest in peace, @coquinegra.bsky.social.

Happytobe23 (@happytobemein23.bsky.social) reposted

I made cinnamon rolls…they smell amazing! 😊💙

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

😭😭😭

LadiMuzikLuva🪻🎶✨ (@ladimuzikluva.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Gimme me these 3 hotdogs tho

Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted

(guy who's about to invent fermentation) nah i bet it's still good

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿

cunt eastwood (@childlessgambino.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

👁️🫦👁️

Cognitive Cunt (@meelajay.bsky.social) reposted

The picture is what really sells it 😂😂

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

It do not matter… Lit is lit!

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Asdfghjkkl not the pineapple 😂😂😂

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Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

I guess we a throuple now 😭

Bri • Jade Jaguar (@shortnstilettos.bsky.social) reposted

Venus’ doubles match is airing on ESPN #USOpen

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😭

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

He better fight back 😤

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Ken Bardsley (@kenbar.bsky.social) reposted

Erin (@eteezey1286.bsky.social) reposted

Watermelon

jeeyon shim 심지연 (@jeeyon.bsky.social) reposted

Were you 20 or older during the height of the Satanic Panic? I'm researching that period for a game *and* novel, and I'd like to interview you about your firsthand experiences if you'd like to share them! (1/2)

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Drip pan catches the fat rendered from the meat

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Pork butt bone in Garlic rosemary ribs Another 2 hours for ribs Another 3 to 4 for pork butt

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😂

Billie Cassin (@billiecassin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I just learned “thicker than zoo glass” from your timeline last week, and that IS Taylor Townsend.

Renée has an MA (@artemisnee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Diring the pandemic lock down you had a megaphone and were on the street preaching the goodness of pickles.

Sean Angelina (@memphisbelle1114.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

25 years ago, I had to take a colloquium in college. The topic was "Education in the 21st century". My final paper was an exploration of homeschooling. What I found out about it in 2000 was terrifying. Everything that's happened since has only confirmed my initial opinion.

Jenifer Lewis’ Afro (@msjlaw.bsky.social) reposted

Oh honey, lemme put you on game of ALL our current Black tennis players inspired by the Williams sisters ☺️ AND Venus is still playing. I think I’m missing a couple too

Emily Moin (@emilymoin.com) reposted reply parent

They famously tried to keep her from playing the US Open when she was the #1 ranked junior in the world BECAUSE she was thick en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_...

Bri • Jade Jaguar (@shortnstilettos.bsky.social) reposted

And she’s from Chicago. Important to me because that’s my area.

Googie Gómez (@soulamami.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’ve been a long-time fan. Saw Taylor in DC last month. She is amazingly beautiful in person. She has a tremendous run this year and was oh-so-close. Heartbreaking.

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😌

Kamose Mills (@kamosemills.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But in all seriousness:

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

My neighbors and pie

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Sage… you have my attention

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

You know ball

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😌

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Everything is over hickory and pecan

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Traditional bbq baked beans and sausage

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Come on

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

😂 I might do a whole hog

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Pork butt traditional rub Rosemary garlic ribs yogurt marinade

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😭😭😭💜

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Wow It’s September… August had somewhere to be

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Years???? That’s crazy😭

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🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Against me

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

100???? 100 don’t seem like a lot to you??? 10… 100??? Wild embellishment

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

We have the technology!!!! Thank you

Ju (@monsieur-ju.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Lawd blesses the thick

Josh Campbell (@campbelljd.bsky.social) reposted

That is because they are MOTIVATED

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

It was brought to my attention

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

They do

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Bubba that lady built up!!!!!

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Listen …. I didn’t know they were letting the thick in

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Because…

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

I admit to paying more attention than usual

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Like more than usual?

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it a lot of Black people in the US Open?????

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Wait…

Cenetta V. (@nettawitdahoops.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day 🙂

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Believing that there is 100 wild things I’ve said is actually part of the problem

Josh Campbell (@campbelljd.bsky.social) reposted

Why is it as soon as I step outside them mosquitos go "oooh its time to eat..."

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Benign at best… i mean good lord

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Jeff Galvin (@docgalvin64.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So help me dog, I got bit by a mosquito last night on the MCP joint of my left index finger. Itches like a MOFO.

Morgan Jarrett (@morganjarrett.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They’ve spent all summer drinking me like I’m grandpa’s wine coolers. Now I wear one of these. I’d rather smell herbal than be open for business.

Esusina (@sina21.bsky.social) reposted

What’s the back of the ankle called? That tendon or whatever…I got a bite right there!!!! Like why?! What was the point?!

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

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😭

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

This Is crazy

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

A.I.

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot was happening

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Do you wanna be happy in the marriage? Yes or no?

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

I’ve been bitten on the eyelid

amy horst (@amyhorst.bsky.social) reposted

If it’s good enough for Pastor, it’s good enough for me. I ALSO HAVE A LIST

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Nawl you suspect

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

You flip flop sooooooo much omg be on my side

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

You demons are never late

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Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Who drinks the blood from over by the knuckle?????

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

And they will literally drink from any available skin

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s my bad

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

This is about mosquitoes

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait…

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

Drinking me while i watch is a level of disrespect I’ll never quite comprehend

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

Not just Trump… i have a list

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

The sentiment holds even if the infrastructure does not

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social)

You don’t have to believe in a place to send people there… for example Trump can go to hell

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reply parent

All of us can’t be wrong